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Fan Files: Fan Fictions: Vegeta Vs. Fred Flinstone
{The episode begins in the middle of no-where with Goku looking at a Porno mag(YUCK!) And vegeta doing press ups}
Goku: Hey Vegeta you seen this months Dirty chicks mag?
Vegeta: No! Kakerot! I AM PRINCE VEGETA! THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! NO-ONE WILL NEVER REACH THE SAME HEIGHT OF POWER AS I WILL!
Goku: (Yawns) Yeah Vegeta Well you wont want to see the mag!
Vegeta: Why Not Kakerot! You calling me gay!
Goku: No no Its just that in the "Hide
and peek" section....er......well....How can I say this?......Bulmas in there getting into the bath
{Goku shows Vegeta the Pic}
Vegeta: WHAT IS SHE DOING IN DIRTY CHICKS!
Goku: Well theres these people who go around spying on lovely women such as bulma....and when they see her with no clothes on they quickly take a snap shot and put it into to this mag.
{Vegeta begins to get mad}
Vegeta: WHATS THE NAMES OF THESE PEOPLE WHO TAKE THESE PICTURES!
Goku: Lets see....(Looks in mag).... Well one of them is called Fred flintstone and the other one is called Barney rubble.
Vegeta: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
{the floor begins to rumble and lightening begins to strike as the the clouds thicken and light turns into dark}
Vegeta: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
{Boulders and rocks begin to Float above Vegeta} Vegeta: I'LL GET U FOR THIS FLINTSTONES
YOU WONT ESCAPE MY WRRRAAAATTHHH!! {Vegeta Blastes off over the horizon in
search for the Flinstones}
Goku: Oh well there goes vegeta again (looks back
into the Dirty chicks mag)
{Vegeta searches high and low but is unable to
find any of the flinstones} {...But when hope seemed lost Vegeta spots Fred flinstone walking into a skyscraper. Vegeta is hard on his trail to the 25 floor}
Vegeta: (Behind fred} So Fred you like to spy on girls? Fred: (Quickly spins round) V-v-vegeta! E-er...W-w-well its my job
Vegeta: YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION!! Fred: E-e-e-er...Well yeah i do like it
Vegeta: Really? well in this months Dirty chick my Girlfriend was in it!. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I DO TO PEOPLE WHO TAKE NUDE PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!
Fred: N-n-no I-i dont
Vegeta: I SEND THEM TO THE ANOTHER DIMENSION!
Fred: N-NO DONT VEGETA DONT!
{Vegeta puts his hand out in front and begins to power a beam up}
Vegeta: Oh dont think of it that badly the people in the next dimension might like YOUR JOB HA HA HA!! Fred: Vegeta Noo.....(Sent to the next dimension)
{Smoke fills the corrider as Vegeta Boldly blast through a window in search
for Barney Rubble}
