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• Fan Files: Fan Fictions: Vegeta Vs. Fred Flinstone {The episode begins in the middle of no-where with Goku looking at a Porno mag(YUCK!) And vegeta doing press ups} Goku: Hey Vegeta you seen this months Dirty chicks mag? Vegeta: No! Kakerot! I AM PRINCE VEGETA! THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! NO-ONE WILL NEVER REACH THE SAME HEIGHT OF POWER AS I WILL! Goku: (Yawns) Yeah Vegeta Well you wont want to see the mag! Vegeta: Why Not Kakerot! You calling me gay! Goku: No no Its just that in the "Hide and peek" section....er......well....How can I say this?......Bulmas in there getting into the bath {Goku shows Vegeta the Pic} Vegeta: WHAT IS SHE DOING IN DIRTY CHICKS! Goku: Well theres these people who go around spying on lovely women such as bulma....and when they see her with no clothes on they quickly take a snap shot and put it into to this mag. {Vegeta begins to get mad} Vegeta: WHATS THE NAMES OF THESE PEOPLE WHO TAKE THESE PICTURES! Goku: Lets see....(Looks in mag).... Well one of them is called Fred flintstone and the other one is called Barney rubble. Vegeta: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! {the floor begins to rumble and lightening begins to strike as the the clouds thicken and light turns into dark} Vegeta: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!! {Boulders and rocks begin to Float above Vegeta} Vegeta: I'LL GET U FOR THIS FLINTSTONES YOU WONT ESCAPE MY WRRRAAAATTHHH!! {Vegeta Blastes off over the horizon in search for the Flinstones} Goku: Oh well there goes vegeta again (looks back into the Dirty chicks mag) {Vegeta searches high and low but is unable to find any of the flinstones} {...But when hope seemed lost Vegeta spots Fred flinstone walking into a skyscraper. Vegeta is hard on his trail to the 25 floor} Vegeta: (Behind fred} So Fred you like to spy on girls? Fred: (Quickly spins round) V-v-vegeta! E-er...W-w-well its my job Vegeta: YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION!! Fred: E-e-e-er...Well yeah i do like it Vegeta: Really? well in this months Dirty chick my Girlfriend was in it!. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO TAKE NUDE PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND!! Fred: N-n-no I-i dont Vegeta: I SEND THEM TO THE ANOTHER DIMENSION! Fred: N-NO DONT VEGETA DONT! {Vegeta puts his hand out in front and begins to power a beam up} Vegeta: Oh dont think of it that badly the people in the next dimension might like YOUR JOB HA HA HA!! Fred: Vegeta Noo.....(Sent to the next dimension) {Smoke fills the corrider as Vegeta Boldly blast through a window in search for Barney Rubble} To be Continued....... |