Night Of The Babysitter 2

Kiriska: I have not seen any of the Buu series or Dragonball GT. If I made any mistakes in this manuscript please email me. The only reference I have are what people post on fan sites etc. And sometimes that info isn't very good. Thank you and bare with me.

Chibi Tiyan: Kiriska doesn't own Dragonball Z, don't sue her, she is trying to save up for a Sega Dreamcast, and/or Xbox. *Chibi Sikeeh appears* Chibi Sikeeh: For all you people waiting for Kiriska to finish up 'Don't Forget' and 'I'm Really Shinigami', please be patient. Writer's block has stricken once again! She'll get them finished ASAP! Chibi Tiyan: Hey! This is a DBZ fic, yer not supposed to be here! Chibi Sikeeh: Yeah, well, I had an announcement! And Kiriska hasn't been writing GW fics lately Chibi Tiyan: *growls* Kaaaaa-meeeeeee-haaaaaa-meeee... Chibi Sikeeh: Hey! That's not fair! I didn't come with-- Chibi Tiyan: HAAAA!! Chibi Sikeeh: Ouch... Kiriska: Chibis.....oh, I advise you read Night of the Babysitter first. (Chibi Tiyan is my newest chibi assistant, she hosts the DBZ fics while Sikeeh and Fique do the GW ones)

Night of the Babysitter II By: Lady Kiriska

"Trunks, Goten, Bra, be good! Remember what happened <i>last</i> time! Trunks, don't drag you're sister into anything!" warned Bulma as she grabbed her purse off the counter. "We'll be goooood!" the three demi-sayjians called in unison. (A/N: I know I made Bra 4 last time, and I'll gonna do so again this time, although I found out that Bra wouldn't have been born yet if Trunks was 8. But the story works much better this way. If you disagree, well, I doubt I'll change anything, so don't bother.) "You'd better not be lying again.." Bulma mumbled and exited the house.

"I can't believe I agreed to look after you monsters. But you can't pull the Gotenks one on me!" Master Roshi said. Bra giggled, last time, after her brother and Goten had been busted for practical jokes, she was sent straight to bed, and told never to help her brother in a prank. But all her mother had to offer was no punishment, her brother and Goten had candy to offer. And 4-year old Bra had a sweet tooth. Master Roshi proceeded to make dinner. Goten and Trunks rushed off into Trunks' room. Bra watched Master Roshi, her assigned job was look-out.

"What are we gonna do this time, Trunks?" Goten asked mischievously. "I dunno yet, lemme, think, but we're gonna make mom and the others wish they'd take us to the restaurant too!" Trunks announced. Trunks thought. Goten thought. "Hmmmmmmm...I know! We can steal all of Master Roshi's stuff so he will be forced to play with us!" Goten exclaimed. "Good one! Let's grab his magazines! Mom says he loves his magazines!" Trunks and Goten sneaked out of their room. "Bra!" Trunks hissed, his sister walked over and Trunks whispered their plans in her ear. The young demi-sayjian giggled, nodded, and returned to her duty.

"Look, there they are! Piles of them! Man, how did he carry all these here?" Goten wondered. They began to grab the piles of magazines, "Ewww, gross, what's so great about these magazines? They don't even have Final Fantasy ads in them!." Trunks made a face. The boys stuffed the magazines in the laundry basket and went off to find Master Roshi's other stuff. "I don't think he brought anything else." said Trunks. They looked at each other and exclaimed at the same time; "His sunglasses!" They laughed menacingly.

"Dinnnnnnnner!" Bra chirped. "C'mon, let's go eat, then we'll steal his sunglasses." Goten and Trunks ran excitedly into the kitchen. Dinner was rice, beans, pork, and crab. A lot better than what Yajirobe cooked last time, even better than the pizza! Goten, Trunks and Bra stuffed their faces. Master Roshi watched amused, but he was also suspicious, they little demi-sayjians have been too good. Trunks nudged Goten when Master Roshi was pulling apart a crab. Goten reached over and grabbed the sunglasses. "Hey!!! Gimme back my sunglasses!" the old man demanded.

Goten laughed and flew off, his hair brushed against the ceiling. Trunks and Bra laughed. "You little brat! Come back here!" Master Roshi chased Goten around the house. "You have to play with us first!" Goten called laughing. "Yeah! Play with us!" Bra demanded. Master Roshi stared at them, "Play what with you?" he asked suspiciously. "Super Smash Bros.!!!" Goten answered smugly. "Oh, what???" Master Roshi landed on the floor, "A video game???" "Yep! And if ya lose, we get to keep the sunglasses!" Trunks grinned. "WHAT?? I refused to agreed to such unreasonable demands!" the old man said.

A few minutes later, Master Roshi was playing Super Smash Bros. with Trunks, Goten, and Bra. "What?! You cheated!" he exclaimed. "Did not." replied the demi-sayjians in unison. Master Roshi was Yoshi, Trunks was Link, Goten was Samus, and Bra was Pikachu. "NOOOOO!!!" Master Roshi's character died for the fifth time in the last few minutes. "You're no fun." complained Goten, "You stink." "Well what do you want to do then?" grumbled the martial arts master. "Mario Kart!!" Bra said. "Yeah." agreed Trunks and Goten.

"ARRGGG!! How do you use your items?!" demanded Master Roshi. "Z!" sighed Trunks exasperated. "Where's Z?" "The back of the controller!" shouted Goten. "We win....again. That's the ninth time!" announced Bra. "Do you stink at everything?" asked Trunks. "Let's find out." suggested Trunks.

7 games later..."That's it! You stink at <i>everything</i>!!!" Goten shouted. They had gone through and played every game Trunks owned including; James Bond: Golden Eye, Mario Party 3, Pokemon Stadium 2, Star Fox 64, XG2, Foresaken 64, and Star Wars: Pod Racer. "C'mon, let's do something else." grumbled Trunks, "But what about my sunglasses!?!?" demanded Master Roshi. "Here!" Bra tossed it in his face. The demi-sayjians exited the room. Master Roshi went to read his magazines......."WHERE ARE MY MAGAZINES?!!?" Master Roshi yelled, his cry echoed in the huge house.

"That was no fun." complained Goten. "Nope." agreed Bra. "What now? We have to do something or we'll lose our reputation!" Trunks said. "Hmmmmm." the three 'brats' thought. "I know!!!" Trunks jumped off his bed, "We can 'disappear' and when he comes looking for us, we'll cut the power and play haunted house!" "Alright! You come up with the best ideas!" Goten grinned. Bra giggled. There was pounding at the door, "Where did you put my magazines you brats?!" the voice outside the door screamed. The mischievous kids climbed out the window.

Master Roshi forced open the door, "You brats bette tell me---....where my magazines are...where did are you up to now?!!?" he screamed. Master Roshi started a frantic search for the demi-sayjian troublemakers. Outside, Trunks, Goten and Bra huddled against the side of the building. "Which wire's the power?" wondered Bra. "It's this one!" Trunks held up a green wire. "How do you know?" asked Goten. "My mom's a genius mechanic, I know everything!" the 8-year old boasted. He cut the wire. Nothing happened. "Genius.." mumbled Goten. "Hmm, it must be this one then.." Trunks cut a yellow wire. Nothing. A red wire. Nothing. A blue wire. The lights went out. "Perfect." Goten held the flashlight up to his face, grinning deviously.

"What the.." Master Roshi was shroud in darkness, "What are they up to???" the old man stumbled around in the darkness looking for a candle or something. There was a soft crash on the other side of the room. "Who's there?" asked Master Roshi, <i>slightly</i> afraid. No answer. The old martial artist found a candle and lit it. (after several minutes of crashing into walls) Crashing sounds were heard at all parts of the house. "W-Where are you brats? I'm not falling f-for this!" he shouted into the darkness.

Trunks crouched behind the couch. He had their babysitter in his sights, he took out his Voice-Changer 4000 and set it to 'Strange' and made the volume low. The mischievous boy spoke in to the microphone. "I am in your house..." (A/N: I know I know, lame, Disclaimer: I don't own Scary Movie. Just using a few quotes...)Master Roshi whipped his head around, the voice was close, "W-What'd you s-say?" he asked. "I am in your house..." the voice repeated. Master Roshi thought for a moment, wait a minute..that was from Scary Movie...he hadn't seen the movie, but had seen many commercials..the speaker was behind the couch! The old man approached Trunks.

Oh, no, thought Trunks, he moved away, quicker than the eye could blink. "I know what you did....last summer..." the demi-sayjian said into the speaker. (A/N: Don't own 'I know what you did last summer' either) Master Roshi looked behind the couch, no one there. The voice spoke again, "I still know...what you did...last summer." it said hauntingly. "Give up already! I'm not falling for this!" Master Roshi said, a little more afraid than when he last spoke. Trunks grinned and went to see how Goten and Bra were doing.

Goten and Bra were booby trapping the upstairs. There was oil all over the hardwood floor. White sheets were draped over the furniture. Fake cobwebs were everywhere. "How's it going?" Trunks landed softly on the carpet. "Great, we're almost done." answered Goten as he and Bra began Taping the staircase. Trunks decided to examine his friend and sister's work. A tape recorder of a thunderstorm and hidden in the ceiling of the hallway, playing it's 'music' quietly. Rubber snakes and tarantulas were peeking from under the white sheets. "Perfect." Trunks smiled to himself.

"Ready?" Trunks asked. "Yep." answered Bra, "We're gonna get in so much trouble!!." she squealed happily. "Yep." smiled Goten mischievously. "Ok, I'll bring him up now." Trunks draped a white cloth over himself and flew downstairs. Master Roshi was checking the bathroom for the 'missing' brats. Trunks kicked a small stool on purpose. Master Roshi turned around. "You! You can't trick me now!" the old man chased after him. Trunks flew up the stairs, Goten and Bra made loud stomping sounds against the walls.

Trunks, Goten and Bra escaped into the gameroom, hiding amongst the white sheets. "Woah, woah, ahhhhhhhhh!!" Master Roshi slipped on the oil covering the hardwood hallway. The thunderstorm music played, "Arrrggg, I'm gonna get those brats!" he grumbled as he stumbled into the gameroom. He let out a shrill cry when saw a huge spider creeping out from under a sheet. The demi-sayjians muffled their laughter. When Master Roshi realized the spider was fake he was fuming. "I'll get you guys!" he threatened.

Trunks, Goten and Bra covered themselves with sheets and got a coatrack and cover it too, so it looked like there were four of them. (They have a very big gameroom so Master Roshi didn't really notice) "Hellooooooooo" rasped Goten, disguising his voice very well. "Wha...? You! You brats cant' trick me, so you might as well give up now!" Master Roshi's voice was stern, just barely a trace of fear, but it was there. "Wait..I thought there were only three of you...who's the extra one?" Trunks laughed hysterically, making his voice deeper than usual. Master Roshi started for them almost reluctantly.

"We know what you did last summer!" squealed Bra in a <i>very</i> hight pitched voice. Trunks's foot shook the coatrack, making it wave it's arms wildly. "You guys better clean up this mess before your parent's come home!" Master Roshi warned. "Come with us....Turtle....we'll keep you're secert.." Goten stretched an arm out ar Master Roshi coming within inches of his face. "Cut it out! Kids!" Master Roshi screamed at them. Trunks gave a slight nod to Goten and Bra. The three zipped out of their disguises and were out of the room before Master Roshi knew what happened. The three sheets floated to the floor. "What the...?" "Come with ussssss...." Trunks muttered into the Voice-Changer 4000, making the coatrack speak.

Master Roshi pulled the sheet off the rack and gasped, then got angry. "ARRRGGG! I'll get you!" he shouted. The old man rushed back downstairs. Trunks and Bra quickly began cleaning up the upstairs sliently. Goten went outside to fix the power. The light flickered. Then went out again. Trunks and Bra finished cleaning just as the lights went back on. Goten, Trunks and Bra all hurried upstairs and into Bra's room. They took out a pack of cards and pretended to be playing.

Master Roshi stomped upstairs and swung open the door. "You brats are gonna get it!" his face was red. "Huh?" asked Trunks, doing a very good clueless face. "What are you talking about?" asked Goten, pretending to be annoyed, "We've been up here ever since you lost all those games." Bra nodded solemly, "Yep, then the power went out and we played scawy stories!." she smiled idioticly. "Humph, you don't fool me for a second." he grumbled.

The door opened, Bulma, Vegeta and company spilled inside. Master Roshi rushed downstairs and told them all what happened. Vegeta laughed at Master Roshi, "I told you those brats were troublemakers." Bra walked downstairs and stared at her parents, her eyes weld up automaticly, "You can't <i>prove</i> we were bad!" she cried. Trunks and Goten snickered from upstairs. "Humph. I'll bet we can." snorted Chi Chi, "Goten! Trunks! Get down here!" she yelled. The boys came down obediantly.

Bulma checked them throughly, she found the Voice-Changer 4000 in Trunks's pocket, fake spiders and the clipper they used to cut the power in Goten's pocket. Bra's fake tears disappeared and her face twisted in a pouty one. "Busted..again." Trunks and Goten sighed together. "You will never learn, will you young man?!" Bulma and Chi Chi proceded to yell at their sons. Krillian sighed, "Every time we come back, it's the same thing, the babysitter tell their story, the mothers prove the kids guilty and they get lectured, I think I'll leave now." Everyone left 'cept Chi Chi, Goku, Gohan and Videl. "Bra! I'm ashamed of you! You worked with them again! And this time you will be punished! You and Trunks are both grounded for a week!" Bulma shouted. Bra and Trunks groaned, but it was all an act. Goten, too, was grounded for a week. The Son families left.

Trunks and Bra marched upstairs, as soon as their mother left, then pulled out their stash of candy and ate. "Yummy! I'll work with you and Gotwen anyday!" Bra cried happily. Trunks grinned and gave her some more candy, little sisters weren't all bad. A few moments later they heard Vegeta cry out: Who disconnected the power to my gravitron?!?!?" he screamed. Then Bulma: "My hair blower's been disconnected!!!" It took them a few seconds to realizes...then they both screamed: "TRUUUUNNNKKKSSS!!!" Trunks and Bra sweatdropped: "Double busted..."

Goten went to his room, as soon as he was sure his mother and father were asleep he pulled out his phone and called Trunks. They spent all night making prank calls to people. They'll never learn. Even after Chi Chi busted them for that...

*Owari*

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