1. Vegeta & Krillin - "We can't spar now. We have some work to do at the
Midget Society."
2. Goku- "Alright, Vegeta, you won. Wanna go play Scrable?"
3. Taurus - "Hiya Goku!"
4. Vegeta- "Live long and prosper"
5. SSJ4 Vegeta - "These leather pants are too tight"
6. Vegetto- "Well I used to be a fighter but I've retired to become a cocktail waiter."
7. Shenlon - "This wishing stuff is tiring me out. I need a vacation."
8. SSJ4 Goku- "You really think so Vegeta? I think my tail is attractive too."
9. Cell- "I was going to kill you all and rule the world but planting flowers is a lot more fun."
10. Garlic Jr. - "Maybe wishing for immortality was a wrong thing."
11. Vegeta to Bulma- "I love you"
12. Trunks- "Sir, can I buy that wig? I want to have hair just like my dad's!"
13. Vegeta- "Why don't we have a picnic? We can talk about all kinds of things. Like peace, love, and happiness."
14. Goku- "Vegeta why aren't you wearing your normal spandex?"
Vegeta- "It gives me rashes and makes me look fat. I have to look out for
my Saiya-jinish figure."
15. Vegeta- "Doing these Big Bang Attacks and Galick-Ho's is getting old. Maybe I should try the Kamehameha."
16. Taurus- "I'm getting plastic surgery. I've been looking like that fool Kakarotto long enough."
17. Gohan - "Standing naked on national TV is embarrassing. I liked having that little bush in front of my.... private spots."
18. Taurus- ::still waiting to be wished back::
19. Goku- ::Phone rings:: ::Punches the oven:: "This thing is driving me crazy!"
20. Gogeta- "I am not Goku nor Veggie. KAKAROTTO ITS VEGETA! Oh, sorry
Vegeta. Let's start again. I am not Goku nor Vegeta, I am the instrument of your feet! IT'S DEFEAT YOU IDIOT!"
21. Gogeta- "I would kill that Vegetto.. only if I could find him, though."
22. Chi-chi- "What? Goku and Vegeta are stuck together forever as Vegetto? Oh, well.-
23. Taurus- "I was going to kill you all but that human over there looks cute!"
24. Trunks- "I'm sad that I was born a man. I wanted to be just like mom."
25. Bulma- "Now Now, Vegeta. That splinter is deep. I'll go defeat Cell for you."
26. Vegeta- "Do you have any chapstick? My lips are cracking."
27. Piccolo to Kami- "Wanna fuse?"
28.Taurus- "I think just one seed of the Tree of Might wont work. Lets try two."
29. Nappa- "I really should of pought my wig before I came here. These icy winds are icing up my head."
30. Piccolo- "That plant over there is offending me."
31. Bardock- "Freeza, I would destroy you but I have an appointment with my hair stylist."
32. Tienshinhan- "The best present I have gotten was a comb."
33. Zarbon- "I'm not really a transvestite. I am really female."
34. Yamcha (To Krillin)- "Do those spots on your forehead change colors when you are mad?"
35. Goku- "THIS PORN IS GREAT"
36. Goku (trys to jump on Nimbas)- "WHAT THE HELL!"
37. Dodoria- "I'm not fat!"
38. Majin Buu- "I was going to kill you but that Chile-Dog shop over there is just too tempting."
39. Vegeta- "Let's all retire from being warriors and become hippies."
40. Saiya-jin- "Prince Vegeta is coming in for a landing!" Other Saiya-jin- "Who?"
41. Chao-zu- "I wish I could walk. It's just that my legs are too short and fat to support me."
42. ChiChi-"Im so proud of my sons fighting abilities."
43. Radditz- "Oh my god! I am sorry, Goku!"
44. Taurus- "Why does everyone keep thinking that I am related to Kakarotto?"
45. Taurus- "I'm older than Kakarotto, he copied my looks first."
46. Taurus- "I think I'll rename the "Tree of Might" to the "Tree of All Things Good."
47. Narrator- "Along time ago. In a planet far far away. There lived a prince. And his name was Vegeta. Did I mention that he was shorter
than 5'5?"
48. Bardock- "Sons, there is something I have been meaning to tell you. You were both adopted."
49. Vegeta- "Is my name really Vegeta Jr.?"
50. VegitaXSSJ- "I DO NOT HAVE GRAY HAIRS!"
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