Big Brother - Week 1

DAY 1

(If you don’t care about the scene setting, etc, skip straight to the second paragraph)

The scene opens with thousands of people cheering for the 10 big brother contestants. Police men and security guards hold the huge fans of DBZ off, as a large, stretch limo arrives, it is closely followed by another one, then another one, and another three after that. Almost at exactly the same time, someone steps out of each of the limos. The people stepping out of these luxurious cars are all dressed incredibly smartly, and they walk with a slight arrogance about them. They stride past their many adoring fans, and into the house where they will be staying for seven weeks. There is a mixture of genres, as each person arrogantly walks through the main gates, and into the spectacular garden. Before they can go in, each person must sign a small book though. First up is Goku. He signs his name in a scribbled way. They look at his signature, nod, then allow him to go in. Goku gets tired of the slow walking, and arrogant acting, so he jumps up, and soars straight into the house. Everyone else signs their name, and they all do almost exactly what Goku did. Vegeta, Gohan, Piccolo, Tien, Chao-zu, Bulma, Krillen, Goten and Trunks all run into the house, exited as ever. Goten and Trunks are only kids, so it will be a great adventure for them.

Everyone unpacks their bags in their own different ways. Goten and Trunks throw theirs on the floor of the biggest bedroom. Bulma takes a lot of time carefully unfolding all of her clothes and inserting them into the drawers. Goku and Vegeta charge towards a fairly large room, trying to beat each other, and end up smacking themselves right into the doorframes, allowing Gohan and Piccolo to walk right in, while the two super saiyans rolls around on the floor holding their noses, regretting trying to both get in at the same time. They struggle to their feet, and frantically look around for somewhere to sleep, and they see the one final room, which Tien and Chao-zu are just walking into. Pushing each other out of the way, Goku and Vegeta charge down the corridor. All of a sudden, Goku stops, then teleports in front of Tien and Chao-zu. With the two of them distracted, Vegeta runs up to Chao-zu, and gives him a colossal wedgy up to his head, then taps Tien on his shoulder, and runs past the opposite one, confusing the three-eyed resident of Earth. Goku and Vegeta slam the door shut on Tien and Chao-zu’s face, then start arguing over who gets to have the biggest bed. After a great deal of shouting and rowing, Goku reluctantly says that Vegeta can have his bed, but as Vegeta gloats about winning, Goku dives onto it, claiming that he got there first, so it’s his. Irate at being tricked, Vegeta blows a hole through the side of the wall, almost killing Krillen. The bald-headed monk storms into the room to shout at the source of the blast, but then sees the mood that Vegeta is in, and wisely decides to come back another time.

Everyone now has a room, although Vegeta and Goku share one with Krillen, Tien and Chao-zu (The monk let the two guys stay in his room) because of the loss of temper that Vegeta suffered earlier, when he blew a hole through the wall. People are settling in, and slowly starting to forget about the TV cameras, and getting into their usual personality. Goku is training hard with Krillen, Gohan and Piccolo are sparring, Tien and Chao-zu are both assisting each other in getting stronger, Bulma is sunbathing, Goten and Trunks are both in their room, but one person is missing – Vegeta.

In the kitchen lurks a sinister, threatening man, who is fairly small, but his muscles more than make up for his size deficiency. He is giggling to himself as he lifts up the salt and pepper from the spice rack, and tip toes over to Vegeta and Goku’s section of the bedroom. He cautiously moves the sheets from Goku’s bed, and starts to pour the salt and pepper into a big pile, laughing incessantly as he does so, then he pulls the cover back over the bed, and runs off, in hysterics. The man then goes to the bread bin, takes out some of the bread, and contaminates it with poison. The man is none other than Vegeta, as we see him look straight into the sink cam. 

“This is going to be hilarious!” Vegeta laughs. “Wait until Kakarot picks this up to taste it! I’ll stop him just as it touches his lips, that way, I won’t get sued for killing him. Oh man, this will be funny!”

Vegeta then turns to walk away, but trips over, and lands face first on a sharp, pointy object, which cuts his head badly, and knocks him out. It’s a good hour before anyone finds him, and that’s only because Krillen needed to use the toilet. They bandaged Vegeta’s head up, and he seems to have suffered a tiny bit of memory loss, forgetting how he came to be in this place. They remind him, and he remembers everything, except the poisoned food.

It’s now tea time, as everything leading up to now has been fairly uneventful (Bar the trip from Vegeta) and the food is being served. There is a huge loaf of bread, and just before Goku can take it, Vegeta launches a mild KI blast at his fellow saiyans finger, making him jerk it back in pain. Vegeta then takes the bread, and scoffs it all, with a pleased smile on his face. Goku looks very annoyed, but even so, he just accepts that Vegeta got there before him, and starts to eat as fast as he can. Seeing that they won’t be able to have any food if they don’t act fast, everyone else joins in, and the whole world watches these 10 individuals eat like pigs.

Tea finishes, and Vegeta isn’t looking too good (I wonder why). He is green from head to toe, and has clammy hands and a sweating brow. His eyes look in bad shape as he struggles to keep them open, and his nose runs. Chao-zu sees the weakness in Vegeta, and runs behind him, giving him a wedgy of his own. Conjuring up all the power left in him, Vegeta swatted the little clown-look-a-like across the room, making him crash through the wall. Everyone except for Tien laughed, as Chao-zu was covered in blood, gashes and bruises. Enraged by his friends pain, Tien charges at Vegeta, and pounds him to the ground. The saiyan is too weak from the poison to fight back, so he gets hurt more and more, until the fight is broken up. With Vegeta in intense pain, Tien starts to laugh sadistically, then he goes to his room, tripping over his shoe laces, making everyone laugh at him again. Tien gets up quickly, and goes off to sulk along side Chao-zu. We go to the bedroom cam to see what they’re saying.

“Tien, when do you think I’ll start puberty” Chao-zu asks.

“I don’t know, but I didn’t start it until I was 21.” Tien replied.

“Man, you really are a loser three-eyes!” Chao-zu said out of no where.

“At least I don’t look like a goddamn pokemon!” Tien countered.

“Bitch”

“Dweeb”

“Fool”

“Cretin”

The insults were heating up in this blazing row between two friends, but in the end, it calms down as Chao-zu starts to cry, making Tien feel sorry for him. They make friends, and hug.

Goten and Trunks seem to have been out of the action all day, which is unusual for them. Grunts can be heard from their room, and a hammer clanging down on something steel, but it is not known what it is. The cameras in the room have been covered as the two kids work on it restlessly.

Krillen and Piccolo are engaging in a chat about how kids these days aren’t as obedient as they were when they were young.

“When I was just a young lad” started Piccolo “I used to listen to my elders, and respect them, well when I wasn’t killing them that is. You see, in my day, if we didn’t do what we were told, we’d get a royal beating” Krillen nods his agreement as Piccolo carries on. He is cut short by Goku though, who just so happens to be walking past with a bag of soot under his arm.

“Oh, he’s giving you the old ‘kid’ story eh? That’s how he used to distract me when he was a bad guy, ha, the fool, he makes it all up you know, he only says it so that he can take things from you” Goku laughed. “Anyway, I’m gonna put this bag of soot in Vegeta’s bed, so when he sleeps in it tonight, he will get a really black back, and look stupid. It’s brilliant in it’s own simplicity!”

“Get lost you freak!” Piccolo shouted. Not knowing what the word ‘freak’ means, Goku shrugs his shoulders, and wanders off. Krillen sees that Piccolo has a nice looking top in his hand, which is remarkably like his own. Krillen asks where he got it from, and Piccolo points to Krillen’s chest, making the former-monk realize that it was swiped straight from him. He yanks it back, and walks off, becoming the third person to sulk today.

Gohan enters the scene, with a splif in his hand. He is smoking it like a professional. He blows some in Piccolo’s face, then carries on walking along, eventually putting it out on the wall. He spits on the floor, then climbs into bed, unaware that the big brother cameras are focused on him.

Everyone else sets off to bed soon after Gohan, each with a day in the house under their belt. Vegeta is slowly recovering from the illness, as he didn’t put enough poison on the bread to kill anyone, despite him thinking that he did. Goku jumps into bed only to jump out, scratching his back obsessively, trying to stop the itching from Vegeta’s little trick of putting salt and pepper in the bed. Goku starts to sneeze, and eventually changes out of his clothes into new ones, and sleeps on the floor in a very uncomfortable position. He snores loudly, as Vegeta shivers, as the illness starts to kick in. It will be about 3 days before Vegeta is fully recovered.

Piccolo jumps into bed with a huge grin on his face, nodding off straight away. Gohan’s silent breathing fills the room, but is totally wiped out by Piccolo’s heavy snorting.

Goten and Trunks still can’t be seen because of the cover on the cameras. All that can be heard from their room though, is the occasional snore, and the odd mumble of “Goten, get your foot out of my mouth”.

Everyone else rests peacefully, with the sun setting in a beautiful red, and a new day slowly approaching. Something suspicious is going on in Krillen, Tien and Chao-zu’s room though, as they plot all through the night, and as we are only aloud to show you up to 11pm, we can’t find out what they are talking about, but it may all be revealed tomorrow.

DAY 2

After a good nights sleep, everyone wakes up, and staggers down to the breakfast table. Everyone apart from Vegeta that is. He is still feeling the affects of that poison that he used on the bread, before consuming it. He tries to move, but he can’t. Goku sees him, and extends his arm to help Vegeta up. The saiyan prince tries to grab his arm, but just before he does, Goku moves it, laughing hysterically at the trick. He tells Vegeta to rest, then joins the others for some food.

They pig out once again, making even bigger fools of themselves than they did last time. Gohan spills most of his rice down his front, and Krillen ends up with his elbow in the sushi. All in all, breakfast didn’t go well (Especially as they didn’t have any cereal, so they ended up cooking a meal which would have been fine for dinner or tea). Goku brings some leftovers to Vegeta, and hands them to him, without playing any tricks this time. Vegeta takes it gratefully, and quickly starts to eat it. He consumes about half of the contents of the bowl, when he stops, and drops his chopsticks. He is waving his hand in front of his mouth, turning Goku to hysterics. Vegeta rolls over panting hard, with a deep black back, which is covered with soot. Goku then pulls out a bottle of ‘red hot spicy chili powder’ from his pocket, and tells Vegeta that he slipped some in on his way. Vegeta throws a mini-fit, and Goku walks off, hardly able to contain his laughter.

As he walks out though, he is clonked on the head with the iron bar. Being dense as he is though, the bar doesn’t hurt him, and simply bends without Goku realizing that anything hit him. Tien steps out of the shadows carrying the bent bar, unable to believe that Goku didn’t feel the blow. A short while after, Goku collapses onto the floor, after very delayed reactions from the blow to his head. Tien smiles, and drags him into the shadows, then into the depths of his room.

Gohan is having his early morning smoke, racing Krillen to see who can get through their fag quickest. Being the more experienced smoker made it an easy win for Gohan though, as Krillen was left in a coughing fit. Gohan walks off laughing to himself at Krillens weak smoking capabilities, but is slammed over the head with a frying pan, knocking him senseless. His body is dragged into the shadows, and Chao-zu walks out, whistling idly to himself, pretending that nothing happened.

Krillen walks over to Piccolo, and gives him an arm wrestle. The match is over within seconds though, as Piccolo starts to cry because he scratched his nail when he drove Krillens hand down to the mat. Before Krillen can poke fun at the Namek, they both get their heads banged together, then they are blasted in the face, knocking them both out. Their motionless bodies are dragged into the shadows, as Chao-zu and Tien shortly walk out, casually whistling to themselves. They give off a little, evil chuckle, then continue on to their next target – Bulma.

They don’t have to knock her out, but instead, they quickly tie her up, and gag her so she can’t scream. With Vegeta sick, they have only to rid the house of the two kids – Goten and Trunks – then they will win the competition due to being the only ones who can continue.

The kids’ room is silent, as a cold breeze blows through the air. Tien and Chao-zu menacingly wait outside the room, ready to attack. They push the door open, and screams of pain can be heard from the kids’ room. Seconds later, Tien and Chao-zu go soaring through the air, into the wall, knocking them senseless. Out walks a huge machine, in which Goten and Trunks are perched upon, moving levers to make it walk. Goten moves the wrong one, and makes the whole thing topple over, injuring them both. They get up though, and after Trunks slaps Goten around the back of the head, they get moving to the diary room.

In the diary room, Trunks and Goten set their juggernaught down, and begin to talk.

“It’s been a complicated day” commented Trunks as he scratches his nose. “I must say, Tien and Chao-zu are…well”

“Bastards” interrupted Goten.

“Yes, I agree my most delinquent friend. Unlike these foolish adults, we knew what was coming, so we built this!” Trunks laughed.

“I thought we built it so that we could reach the cookies on top of the cupboard” Goten thought out loud. Trunks slaps him over the back of the head, and gives a nervous grin to the camera.

“Er….shut up Goten, we aren’t meant to let these guys know that!” Trunks shouted.

“Erm…..oh, that was pretty silly of you then Trunks, you just told everyone that we planned to ge the cookies all along.” Goten chuckled.

“No I didn’t!” argued Trunks.

“Oh, that must have been me then” Goten said, feeling a little dumbfounded.

“Ya think?” Trunks mocked sarcastically.

“Yes” Goten replied, not picking up on the sarcasm.

“You’re an idiot” Trunks said before continuing. “Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted I was going to say…..what was I going to say?”

“Who cares” replied Goten. “All I need to say is that Chao-zu and Tien suck ass. We’re not meant to influence the voting, whatever that means, but I say, vote for one of those two buttheads to leave!”

“Er…….Goten, influence means to try and make people do something, it’s not aloud.” Trunks explained.

“Yes, I know that, man, Trunks, you really are thick sometimes!” Goten mocked.

“No, you just broke the rules Goten” Trunks tried to convince him.

“Er…….did I?”

“YES!”

“You sure?”

“YES, YOU DID BREAK THE RULES GOTEN GOTEN!” 

“Geez, no need to shout Trunks, you big baby. Anyway, who’s going to know?” Goten smirked.

“Everyone who is watching the show!” Trunks replied, panicking a little.

“Oh yeah, right, I forgot. Erm, viewers at home, ignore what I said, but erm….if you wanted to hint hint vote to get those morons Chao-zu and Tien kicked out of the house!” Goten shouted. Trunks slaps himself in the head, wondering why he hangs around with this idiot. The two start walking out of the diary room on their juggernaught, and impressively come to a halt above Chao-zu and Tien, where they kick them both in the balls.

The rest of the day goes fairly uneventfully, as Tien and Chao-zu were in bed, trying to recover from having their balls kicked into their throats, and everyone else was too badly hurt to move, after being clunked on the head by someone, but they didn’t know who it was. Trunks and Goten pigged out on all the cookies, and overate to the point where they were forced to go to bed to recover from feeling really sick.

And so another day goes by, and with the first task getting set tomorrow, and the voting starting, it should be an interesting day at the big brother house.

DAY 3

Everyone awakes to a beautiful sunset. Of course everyone except for Bulma were too busy eating to notice this, as they pigged out on breakfast. Vegeta was left lying in bed, with the Big Brother doctor estimating one more day until he is out and about again. Tien prays silently to himself, worried about the beating that he would get when Vegeta comes out. Everyone had a significant lump on their heads from the massacre suffered at the hands of Tien and Chao-zu.

Trunks gets up from the table, and runs to the toilet all of a sudden, with his legs half crossed. Rude sounds are heard from the bathroom, as the whole house shakes. Trunks comes out after about 15 minutes straight of this, with smoke coming from his rear end. He is smirking, proud at his accomplishment. Goten then sprints into the toilet, but comes running out, holding his nose a few seconds later.

“Man, Trunks destroyed the toilet with the last visit he took!” Goten blurted out. “It stinks of….of….of…”

“Shit?” Goku finished for him.

“Yeah, that’s a perfect description of it” Goten laughed. “Very subtle”

“Son, you have no idea what subtle means do you?” Goku questioned.

“Erm……….yes?” Goten said unconvincingly. Goku and the others laughed at him, but secretly Goku was hoping that no one asked him what it meant, as he had no idea.

“So Chao-zu,” said Tien in a high pitched voice. “What did you think of…” he is cut off by a piece of bread hitting him in the head. Krillen laughs, and does a little taunt. Tien then picks up Chao-zu, and throws him at Krillen. Thinking quickly, Gohan rescues his friend by shooting a masenko at Chao-zu, knocking him right back in Tiens face. Everyone laughs, as Gohan coolly takes out a cigarette, and has his morning smoke. Piccolo is drinking pints of beer, even putting it in his cereal as a replacement for milk. Chao-zu cries because of the pain he is in, and Tien vows for even more revenge than he has already got.

The rest of day went by with very little happening, until everyone was in bed….well, almost everyone.

Tien and Chao-zu sneak around, picking up all the cigarette stubs, and the scraps of food from the floor. They then put it all into a mixing bowl, and give it a good stirring. They laugh evilly as they do so. Tien then cooks it with a triple eye laser, and Chao-zu blows out the fire. The two chuckle as they pour beer into it, then put every single type of food they could think of.

“Wait until everyone tastes this!” laughs Tien.

“Yeah, they’ll definitely be sick!” Chao-zu agreed. Just then, there is a knock at the door. Tien goes to answer it, and takes a small envelope. He opens it, and sees the word ‘First Task’. He can’t be bothered to read what it says, so he drops it on the floor, and walks off, slamming the door in the delivery mans face.

“Come on Chao-zu, lets go to bed, I got a nice surprise waiting for you……in my pants!” Tien shouted in a randy way. What he had said has really made Chao-zu’s day as the little guy quickly runs after Tien with a delighted grin on his face. They go to bed, and a lot of noise is made from in there.

DAY 4

Krillen moves in with Gohan and Piccolo, after the goings on in his bedroom last night were unbearable. The breakfast is served out by Tien and Chao-zu, who give everyone the food that they made last night. As usual, it is wolfed down, but much to the two rebels surprise. everyone asks for more. Their plan has failed badly.

The day goes by, with Gohan smoking as usual, and Piccolo getting drunk out of his mind. Trunks and Goten cause their usual mischief, by thinking it would be really funny to put a baby crocodile in the toilet. As it turns out, it was, as Chao-zu sat down on it, only to get a huge chunk from his buttocks bitten off. The two of them couldn’t stop laughing, and were kicked round the floor by Tien because of this. Everytime they tried to get their guard up, they fell over laughing, and ended up barely able to breathe. Enter Vegeta. He is looking irate, and he grabs Tien’s head, picks up a near-by toilet brush (Used on the toilet after Trunks had done his business yesterday) and he shoved it right down the three-eyed beings throat. He then tossed him in the air, so that his head went right through the ceiling. Vegeta goes up to him, and starts to poke Tien in the eye from the next floor, making Goten and Trunks laugh even more. Goku comes in, and tells Vegeta off. Vegeta just ignores him, so Goku goes SSJ to become noticed. He then grabs Vegeta, and pushes him away. Goku gives Tien a big pull, and he gets him through the ceiling onto the floor. Vegeta charges up a big bang attack, but before he can hit with it, Goku gives Tien an atomic wedgy, getting his Y-Fronts all the way up to his head. He then pushes him into Vegeta’s beam, and the two saiyans give each other a high five. Trunks and Goten are on the floor with bright red faces, unable to stop laughing. Enter Bulma. She has a rolling pin in hand, and hits Tien on the head with it, just so that she isn’t left out. Piccolo then fires a blast through the ceiling, making on of Tiens arms get blown off. Then in comes Gohan, with a big smile on his face. He gestures everyone outside, where Chao-zu is tied to a post, with wood, dried leaves and paper underneath it, just like a bonfire. They bring Tien over, and tie him up next to Chao-zu. Krillen is already there, watching with hilarity running through his veins. Vegeta lights a small flame on his finger, and shoots it at the wood, causing a blazing fire, with Tien and Chao-zu trying to blow it out as it burns through their trousers.

“This…*huff puff* isn’t…*Huff Puff* funny!” Tien shouted.

“AHHHHH” wailed Chao-zu as the fire crawled up to his arms. Everyone else are laughing their heads off until Bulma walks in telling them that they have to let Chao-zu and Tien down so that they can do the challenge. Everyone sighs, and reluctantly lets them down, with them both close to being burnt. Bulma then reads out the challenge.

“Every member of the team must walk across the garden on his/her hands” she read. “If you fail this, then the boys don’t get any porno….” Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillen and Gohan let out a huge groan, but Chao-zu and Tien don’t seem to care. “And girls (And Chao-zu and Tien) don’t get to use any make up!” Bulma starts shouting at everyone that they had better be able to do it, and Tien and Chao-zu start to cry, worried that they may not get to wear anymore make up.

And so the challenge starts. Goku goes first, as he gets half way though, he gets an itch on his nose. He stops to do this, and the wind comes very close to blowing him over as he is on one hand, but as he falls backwards, he farts, pushing him right back up. Goten and Trunks who have been laughing since Tien and Chao-zu started getting picked on, continue to laugh, even harder than before now. Goku easily makes it across.

Vegeta goes next, determined to get across faster than his rival, as he jumps across, using his hands for extra spring, and gets the fastest time of the lot of them.

Gohan and Piccolo go at the same time, with Gohan having a fag in his mouth all the way, and Piccolo staggering around in his handstand position, due to being so drunk. He falls over the finish line, but it counts as a valid run as he made it to the end. Gohan drops his fag, and almost falls over trying to catch it, but he manages to regain his balance, and gets across safely.

Next is Bulma. She really struggles with this, swaying from side to side, and when she was about to fall, Goten and Trunks quickly went across on their hands, catching her, and escorting her to the other side.

Tien and Chao-zu are next, with little Chao-zu just about getting to the end, when he is pushed over inches before the line by Goku. Tien is having major problems with one arm, and Vegeta makes it even worse by tickling the other arm, making Tien fall.

“Oh, I forgot to say that this is an individual challenge, which means that only the people who fail it lose out. Bad luck guys” Bulma laughed, as everyone joins in apart from Tien and Chao-zu who just sulk.

_{And so the day ends, with us nearing the final verdict. Just three more days to vote.}

DAY 5

The usual charge into the kitchen ensues as an alarm clock wakes up everyone in the house. Goten and Trunks arrive first, treading on everyone's head to get to the front, and Chao-zu is last, after being kicked right towards Tien so that they are both last. Everyone else sits down, and starts pigging out, with Goku easting the most, closely followed by Goten. Goku congratulates his second son on his incredible eating habits.

"Well done son, I'm proud of you. I was never able to eat so disgustingly and quickly when I was your age, in fact, you should get an award for it. But you Gohan, you are still on your first helping like everyone else! You're just average! Hurry up and eat or you're out of the family!" Goku roared. 

"Shut up dad you plebian. I'm busy smoking weed at the moment" Gohan yelled.

"That's my boy! Taking drugs at such an early age, man I'm proud of you son!" Goku laughed. Gohan beamed at him, and he beams back. Chao-zu and Tien then join the table.

"That wasn't a very funny trick you played on me back there!" Chao-zu shouted at everyone.

"Oh, sorry, we didn't realize that we hit you, it was an accident" Vegeta chuckled.

"I didn't say anything about being hit" Chao-zu said suspiciously.

"So?" Vegeta asked.

"So we know it was you" Tien butted in.

"So?" Vegeta asked again.

"So....so....so...er.." Tien tried to say something to counter Vegeta, but he was unable to. Everyone laughed at him. Angry, Tien put his fist through the table, and stormed off. With a tear coming to his eye, Chao-zu glares at everyone, and runs on off after his friend. 

"What a dork" Piccolo exclaimed.

"Yeah, he is that" Bulma agreed. "Anyway.....I still haven't shouted at Krillen yet so....KRILLEN YOU IDIOT!"

Krillen looks quite taken back by this. He has moved away from Bulma, and is cowering at the corner of the table. Bulma continues to shout at him for a while, as the bald headed one looks on in fear. He gets to the point where he can't take it anymore, and finally faces up to Bulma. He walks up to her, and slaps her across the face, knocking the spit flying out of her mouth. She falls to the floor, amazed that someone had actually stood up for themselves when she had been angry, and an delighted smile spreads itself across her face. She walks towards Krillen, trying to grab him.

"Come here you so I can hug you and kiss you!" Bulma shouted.

"ARRRRGH, this is worse than any shouting, or any beating from anyone! Help me! Help me! Goku, please, help me!" Krillen screamed. It was too late though, Bulma had grabbed him, and starts laying her hands all over him. With each kiss from her Krillen screams, as he falls down to his knee, desperate to escape. Goku is shaking with anger, he can't believe that his best friend is getting man handled like this.

"HELP..............ME!" screamed Krillen with his last breath.

"ENOUGH!" Goku shouts at Bulma. "Shouting is one thing, seducing my friend is something completely different!"

"Chill out" Bulma laughs. "Krillen is so manly, so handsome, so gorgeous..."  

"GOKU, HELP ME!" Krillen screamed. 

Goku has seen enough. His anger explodes and his hair starts to stick up into the air, with a huge, golden aura forming around him. He is breathing hard, and his eyes turn green. Goku clenches his fists hard, and his hair goes a golden blonde. It then starts to grow a little, as Goku screams out in pain. The aura is now so powerful that it knocks everyone off their feet as they look on. Bulma is still smothering Krillen with kisses, as he screams out in pain. Goku bursts with power, and completes the transformation to SSJ2. 

"I said.....that was enough" said Goku in an intimidating voice. Bulma turns round, and sees the transformation that he endured.

"No.....you....your....your hair has grown! Please, leave me, I'll stop, I promise! Oh my God, your hair has grown, and it is much more scary than you were before!" she screamed seriously.

"Good, good" Goku said, sounding a little calmer now. "Now let go of Krillen". 

Bulma reluctantly releases Krillen, and he crawls on off to Goku's feet. He pulls himself up, and has tears coming down from his eyes. 

"Go....Goku....I.....I think that I've got.....I've got....cooties!" Krillen gasped, before he collapsed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed out in terror. "Quick, someone get medical help for him!"

Bulma sits in the corner, staring at Krillen in a fixated way. Vegeta sulks as he sees his wife hitting on a short, bald guy. Gohan and Piccolo take advantage of everyone's carelessness, and quickly grab all of their food. Krillen has some serious medical attention, and he recovers by the end of the day. 

And so ends day 5, with the weekend looming, and the final votes soon to be counted up. Hurry, there are only a few days left to vote for the one who leaves first. Incredibly, the votes are very one sided, with over 40% of the votes going on one person.

DAY 6

This was a very tedious day, with the only events worthy of note were Chao-zu being tied up, and roasted above a hot flame, along with marshmallows, and Tien having insect repeller sprayed in his bad eye. Of course, this was all courtesy of Goku, Krillen, Vegeta and Piccolo, with Goten and Trunks laughing their heads off at what is happening, and Bulma was eying up Krillen all day.

One more day left until someone leaves the house, get your votes in as quickly as you can.

DAY 7

With Goten and Trunks become bored with the tedious happenings of the house, they decided that they would make it a bit more exciting. Being the only ones who managed to avoid being nominated (Due to a technical fault) they know that they will be fine for this week no matter what. They decide to play a few pranks by taking the jars of insects that they bought with them, out of their bags. They empty the jars, and lock their door tightly to prevent them getting in. The two kids then walk off laughing manically, hardly able to stand up, and they go out back, where Bulma attempts to rape them. They easily fight her off though, so they sprint away, hoping not to be ambushed by her again. She stalks the house for the rest of the day, out for some hot loving from someone.

The phone rings, and Goku is the first one to get there. He puts it to his ear, only to be attacked by a swarm of locusts, which were let lose by the two kids. He struggles to stand up, and eventually manages to get a few words in. He finds out that it is a fan, who tells him to vote against Tien. He assures them that that is what they had all discussed anyway, but they have to wait to find out who manages to stay in next week. Goten and Trunks walk in, desperately fighting off the locusts, scorpions, and dung beetles, after their prank went desperately wrong. Within seconds, the whole room is covered in energy beams and smoke. Realizing that they are going to have to do something which spreads further, and which will kill the little insects faster, Trunks and Goten do the fusion dance, and use an attack which wipes out every single one of the insects, just in time, as Goku is currently getting massacred by them. 

"Goten, Trunks, are you responsible for this?" Goku asked, just as Vegeta walked into the room.

"Yes, we're sorry" replied the fused Gotenks.

"Unfuse yourself now Trunks, me and Kakarot need to say something to you! Vegeta shouted at his son.

Gotenks splits into Goten and Trunks, as the two kids hang their heads down in shame. Vegeta and Goku are frantically discussing something, laughing as they talk. Goten and Trunks daren't talk, as the consequences may be dire. The two kids start to shake with fear, realizing that this may be the last straw for them. Goku and Vegeta finish their discussion, and walk over to the two kids, and pin them against the wall.

"Did you let all these insects free Trunks?" Vegeta demanded to know.

"I already told Goku, me and Goten did I....." before Trunks can finish, he is interrupted by Vegeta.

"Blame it on Chao-zu, ok?"

"Ok" Trunks laughed.

"And you Goten, you blame it on Tien" Goku chuckled.

"Sure thing paps" Goten laughed. The two kids then ran off, laughing to themselves, ready to get the two rebels of the house in trouble.

"Ha, Tien and Chao-zu suck ass" laughed Goku.

"For once I agree with you Kakarot, I can't wait to see those losers go!" Vegeta commented. "Now lets go make that son of yours look stupid"

"Which one?" Goku asked.

"Gohan, the little squirt" Vegeta answered.

"Oh, good, not my favourite one. Watch out for Bulma on the way though, she could be lurking around every corner!" Goku warned.

The two super saiyans walk carefully along the corridor, into Gohan and Piccolo's room, where the two occupants are smoking and drinking to their hearts content, starting to really suffer from everything. They have large purple rings under their eyes, and are singing strange melodies. Goku gives Piccolo some raw coffee beans which he munches on, throws up, but slowly begins to get sober again. Vegeta moves to Gohan, and knowing that his senses are suffering a little, he starts to prod him in the stomach. Gohan tries to push Vegeta's hand away, but he is too high on dope to focus on anything. He ends up falling over, and Goku confiscates all of the illegal substances in his room.

"Ha, kids, were we like them when we were younger Vegeta?" Goku asked.

"I didn't even know you until about a yar ago Kakarot you idiot!" Vegeta proclaimed.

"Oh yeah" said Goku dimly. "Let's go play with fire!"

Vegeta and Goku run off excitedly, with Krillen joining them on the way, as they start to mess around with a camp fire in the garden. It gets out of hand though, and the whole garden is burnt. Thinking quickly, Goku trips up Vegeta, and runs off. Vegeta manages to keep his balance though, and blasts the back of Goku's heels, sending him crashing through the door into the house. He then punches Krillen in the gut, knocking him down so that he will take the blame for the damage caused. The two saiyans laugh as the police come and fine Krillen for the destruction caused, taking his house, family and car, only leaving his clothes with him because they know about what Bulma has been up to.

And so week one of DBZ Big Brother ends, with the final votes soon to be counted to see who is kicked out of the house first.

RESULTS: Chao-zu was voted out by an overwhelming majority.