Dragonball 10 Year Anniversary
(DB Movie 4/DBZ Movie 14)
The Way to Become the Strongest
The movie begins with a beautiful view of Mt.
Paozu. The
narrator
explains that many magnificent things have begun on this mountain. A
huge
fish is in the water, and sees a brown tail. "Is it a cougar or a
monkey?" he
wonders. "It's time to eat!". The first jumps out of the water, and is
kicked
in and caught by a boy with a tail. That boy's name is Son Goku.
Goku is walking along a dirt road with his fish. But a girl is
driving
(rather poorly, almost crashing into every tree and rock on the way)
along
the same road. She sees Goku, and stops the car just in time to not hit
him.
Goku thinks she's a monster who wants to steal his fish. He throws the
car
into the air. Bulma comes out of the car, very angry, and pulls out a
handgun. She shoots Goku in the head, but he gets back up. He says that
it
hurts. She's shocked that the boy is alive. She tells Goku that she's
not a
monster, but a human. Goku says that she isn't human because she looks
different. Bulma says that's because she's a girl. Goku remembers that
his
Grandpa said that he should be nice to girls.
So, Goku takes Bulma back to his little house to eat lunch with
him. When
they get inside his house, he sits down and prays while talking to his
Grandpa. But there isn't anyone else there. Goku is talking to an
orange ball
with 4 stars inside of it. Bulma is shocked at seeing the ball. Goku
tells
her that his Grandpa gave it to him, and that even girls can't touch
it.
Bulma pulls 2 more of the balls out, one with 2 stars in it and another
with
5 stars. She tells Goku that she found them in her garage, and no one
knew
what they were. She found an old legend that explained what they were.
Scattered across the Earth are 7 golden balls. Each star has a
number of
stars inside of it, 1-7. When a person gathers all 7 balls, Shenron,
the
Dragon God appears and grants them a wish. Bulma thought she should
wish for
an endless supply of strawberries, but instead wants to wish for a
handsome
boyfriend. She asks Goku to give her the ball, but he says no. She
comments
on how quickly he's grown up, and shows Goku her panties! She says he
can
touch her, if he wants. Goku says he doesn't want to touch her dirty
but.
Bulma says that he'll get experience if he comes with her, and that his
Grandpa DID say Goku should be nice to girls. Goku agrees, but he'll
hold
onto his 4 star ball.
Bulma pulls a small capsule out her pocket, and throws it on the
ground.
There's a loud explosion, and a bike appears. Goku hits it with his
Nyoi-bo,
another momento from Grandpa, and gets in.
The screen switches to the face of a mysterious man with an
eyepatch.
He's rolling the 6-star ball around. "Get me the other balls!" he
yells.
Back to Goku and Bulma. They're in the desert. Puar, a little blue
cat,
runs off to tell Yamcha that people are in the desert. Goku and Bulma
are
stopped by a huge green Ox in the road. Goku says the ox looks weak,
and it
changes into a big robot with a bowl of soup in its hand. The robot
threatens
to eat Goku with the soup. Goku taunts the robot, and the robot sticks
his
finger in the soup and burns himself. Goku shows the monster that he's
strong, and picks up a bolder and breaks it with his index finger. The
robot
turns into a bat and flies into the air. But a few feet in the air,
there is
a "pop", and the bat turns into a humanoid Pig. The Pig's name is
Oolong, and
he explains that he can only change his form for 5 minutes. Oolong says
that
he wants to follow Bulma because she's pretty and he can puff-puff with
her
big breasts.
Just then, a missile comes and blows up Bulma's bike. Bulma is
unconscious. The ones who blew up the bike were a bandit named Yamcha,
and
Puar. They threaten Goku, and ask for money or hoipoi capsules. Oolong
recognizes Puar and calls him "Crying Puar!" Puar tells Yamcha that
Oolong
and Puar went to monster kindergarten together, and that he tortured
Puar.
Oolong was kicked out because he stole a teacher's panties.
Goku and Yamcha start to fight. He uses his Wolf Wind Punch and
smack
Goku through some pillars. Goku's Nyoi-bo extends, and he gets back.
Bulma
wakes up now and looks at Yamcha. Yamcha, who's very girl shy, is
paralyzed
with fear. Puar and Yamcha run away. Bulma wonders who the hot guy was.
Then, Bulma, Oolong, and Goku are in a field of flowers. Goku finds
the
1-star ball. Now they only need 3 more.
Oolong is driving Bulma and Goku around in a motor home. They're in
a
snowy mountainous area. An army, called the Red Ribbon, begins shooting
at
Bulma and co. They are greeted by the General over a loudspeaker,
saying they
are at Muscle Tower. They know that they have a Dragonball, and want to
get
it. Goku beats up the army, and gets inside.
Goku enters Muscle Tower, and a HUGE black man is inside. Goku is
only
the size of his head! They fight, and Goku uses his Jan ken pon attack
and
punches his head off! The man was only a robot. The General says that Goku should come to the top floor if he can kill all the robots. Just as he
finishes his sentence, Goku jumps through the floor and says Hi to the
general. The general realizes he's screwed, so he uses his final
weapon. A
giant robot who looks like Frankenstein, Android 8, is switched on and
attacks. There are no pupils in the android's eyes. He beats Goku up,
but
stops when he's told to kill him. Android 8's pupils come back, and he
says
that he hates doing bad things. The General says he'll blow 8 up with a
bomb
inside of him unless he kills Goku. 8 doesn't care. Goku knocks the
remote
away from the General, and smashes into his head. This causes the General's
neck to break. The remote explodes, and 8 is alive.
They go outside, and Goku tells 8 his name. 8 says he has no name,
but is
only called Android 8. Goku calls him 8-chan because that name is
easier to
say. They have a snowball fight and Goku invites 8-chan to come with
him. He
declines, saying he needs to bring the Red Ribbon people to the police
and
clean up Muscle Tower. Goku takes the 7 star ball, and Goku and co.
leave.
Next, Oolong is driving in the mountains. A sea turtle is in the
road,
and Oolong skids to a halt. The turtle went out to the mountains with
his
friends to get some mushrooms, but he was separated from his friends
and has
been lost for a year. Goku wants to take him to the sea, so Bulma and
Oolong
reluctantly agree.
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