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Dragonball Z Adventure History

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Chapters 1-24, 24 chapters long, 1 7/8 books long

Comic Eight
Summary:

One, Two, Yamcha-cha!
Yamcha and Puar quickly close in to our heroes, only to come to an abrupt stop in front of Oolong and Goku. Yamcha gets off and greets himself to Goku. Puar does as well. Yamcha explains that he usually doesn't go after small fries like themselves, but if they do want to return to a peaceful life, they will need to give up their capsules and money. Oolong then gets a flashback and calls Puar, "Cry Baby Puar." Puar lets out a shriek of terror. seeing that's it Oolong. Yamcha questions it, while Puar explains that they used to go to Shape Shifting Academy together and he picked on her all the time and even stole the teacher's panties. Puar then shouts out profanities, while Oolong tries to defend himself, when Goku asks if he really hasn't changed. Yamcha then smirks and tells them that his place here is to steal, not talk. Oolong then crouches behind Goku, asking if he really is really strong, to which Goku gives in a little bit of confidence. Oolong then boasts that this kid right here will kick the tar out of him, unless he tries to go now. Yamcha then pulls out his sword, telling him that if he's really eager to die, he'd be more than happy to oblige.

Oolong then boosts Goku's self esteem, by telling him that he has got it in him to beat him, but Goku just realizes that he wants him to fight, to which Oolong just screams and rants about if he can pay attention for five minutes or not. Goku then stands up to Yamcha, asking why he wants to fight, to which Oolong runs away, only to see the only relaxed one is Bulma. Yamcha then tries to cut Goku, but Goku jumps in the air, gets his nyoibo, and strikes back, to which Yamcha, very surprised, deflects. Goku and Yamcha both jump back, in which Goku tells his poll to grow, making it slam into Yamcha. Puar starts to get worried, while Oolong starts to cheer Goku on. Yamcha asks where he got the staff, to which Goku confesses that his grandpa gave it to him. Yamcha then starts to tell Goku that he heard of a story about a person having a staff called the nyoibo. He then demands for Goku to tell him his grandfather's name, to which Goku tells him that it's Gohan. Yamcha then starts to think, that Son Gohan was thought to be one of the greatest martial artist master. Oolong then gains the information about Gohan and remembers that he's heard about it as well. Yamcha then stands tell, telling Goku that he will not be so easily beaten now, against Gohan's grandson. Goku then complains that he's hungry, to which Yamcha crouches down and delivers his most threatening attack, the Rou Ga Fu Fu Ken, or Wolf Fang Fist. Goku wonders what's going on, until he gets kicked in the face. Then Yamcha attacks once more and starts to slam Goku in the ground repeatedly, with punches. Yamcha then delivers a double-fisted punch and sends Goku flying across the dunes. Oolong starts to have his doubts, to which Puar celebrates to.

Oolong then starts to compliment Yamcha and tells him that he's the greatest and glad he's on their side. Yamcha then glares at Oolong, evilly, until Oolong tells him that he can transform and turns into a fly. Yamcha then yells for Puar to get him, to which she turns into a fly swatter and swats him down. Oolong starts to sweat at Puar, until Yamcha shadows over Oolong, demanding his capsules and money now. Oolong starts to reach inside his pocket and pull out his capsules, to which Yamcha is impressed with his emergency capsule, until Goku emerges under the rubble, telling Yamcha he's hungry and hitting him didn't help. Puar tells Yamcha who's up now, making Yamcha smile with glee that he wants another savor of his greatest attack. Goku then gets in a stance and tells Yamcha that he'll do his favorite attack now, the Rock, Scissors, Paper. Yamcha then flies in the air, towards Goku, until Goku hits back with Rock, blinks Yamcha in the eyes with Scissors, and flies him away with Paper. Yamcha then slowly stands up, while Goku tells him that he will have to stop since he's hungry. Yamcha then charges Goku, while Goku just stands around, holding his stomach. Just at that time, Bulma wakes up from her nap. Bulma tells them that they're making too much noise. Yamcha looks over, with both of their eyes locked. Yamcha then falls over in embarrassment. Yamcha then tells Puar that they have to retreat. He gets on his motor bike and speeds away. Goku is confused, as well as Oolong, but not Bulma. She desperately wants to know who that "babe" was. Goku then complains again that he's hungry, while at Yamaha's hideout, he complains that he just can't get over girls. They scare him so badly, he can't move.