Goku Biography

Goku is greeted by Kami up in heaven, and they go to King Yama, and he is given permission to run snake way, in order to gain training from the great Martial Arts master – King Kai. He excitedly thanks King Yama and sprints along snake way, being careful not to fall off, hoping to arrive at his destination in the near future.  

After countless weeks of running, Goku finally begins to near his target. Before he can run anymore though, he decides to take a quick nap, so that he can regain some of his energy. Before he does though, a man comes past, sweeping the road in a small, car-like contraption, similar to those used to clean streets, and he offers Goku a lift. Of course, Goku obligingly accepts, and starts to sleep on the back of it. They get a short distance, when the driver of the road cleaner comes to some bumpy road, and his vehicle is thrown about the place, making Goku shoot off. Unaware of what is happened, Goku continues to sleep, bouncing off snake way into the depths of all that is below. He falls with a hard thud, hurting his back quite a lot. It doesn’t take him long at all to recover though, and he is up in no time. The place that he has fallen to is Hell (Even though FUNi tried to censor it to HFIL, the idiots!) Two ogres approach Goku, both very tall and muscular, one blue with scruffy hair, and one red with slicked hair and glasses. Goku asks for help and they are somewhat reluctant to, but agree to do it on one condition – Goku beats them in the thing that they are best at. Goku delightfully agrees, as he is first challenged by the blue ogre, to a wrestling match. Although unfamiliar with the concept of wrestling, Goku is still willing to give it a try, knowing that he will be stuck there forever if he loses. The blue ogre draws a circle around Goku and himself with a club, and explains the rules – The first one out of the circle loses. Goku nods his understanding, and they begin. The blue ogre starts things off by charging angrily at Goku, and tackling him hard, pushing backwards, and not even the Saiyan can stop himself from skidding backwards. Before Goku is right on the end though, he manages to stop himself, and holds the blue ogre in position. He then asks if it is his turn yet, obviously missing the whole idea of the fight, but the ogre tells him to do what he wishes. Goku then pushes him back lightly, almost sending him sprawling out of the circle. The ogre regains his balance just in time though, and manages to stand tall, a rigid blockade. Goku then begins to punch the thin hair, with it getting faster and faster, up to the point that so much breeze is given off from them that the ogre is knocked out of the circle by it. Happily, Goku asks how to get out, and back onto Snake Way.

The blue ogre shows him the flying machine, which apparently shall work in getting Goku back up through the cloud. Willing to try anything, Goku agrees to take part in the experiment. The flying contraption consists of two major parts – A huge plank of wood, and a small balance weight in the middle, rather like a crude catapult. The ogre runs to the top off a small cliff, then jumps off it, onto the empty end of the device. Goku is flung up into the air, soaring through the sky, laughing all the way, thinking that he is finally going to get back onto Snake Way. He can see the streaks of light bursting through the cracks in the clouds, but suddenly screws up his face in pain, as he finds out that the clouds are extremely hard, and almost impenetrable. He falls to the floor holding his head, and rolls around in pain for a while. When he gets back to his feet, he shouts angrily at the ogre in a harsh tone, but is met only with laughter. Before the blue ogre can do anything else, the red one comes, and tells the blue one to do the filing and paperwork, while he deals with the Saiyan. The blue ogre reluctantly walks off, leaving his brother, the red ogre to ‘play’ with Goku.

The red ogre tells Goku that he will race him, and all that the Saiyan needs to do to be told how to get out of Hell (HFIL) is to catch him. Goku thinks that it will be easy, and gleefully agrees to it. The red ogre sprints off into the horizon with outstanding speed, and slowly starts to pull away from Goku. Knowing that he hasn’t got time to mess around, Goku sprints after the red ogre, moving very fast. He starts to catch up, but the ogre sprints away, moving even faster than before. Goku is up to the challenge though, and manages to catch up, and get in front of him, trying to pounce, but missing. The chase continues like this for a while, with the two men using vehicles to chase one another, and the gap staying about the same all the way through. Getting tired with the game, Goku decides that they should talk a break, and walks off over to a tree, which is the only thing growing in the whole place. It bares some yellow fruit, which glistens brightly. The ogre pants hard, trying to catch his breath, and shouts at Goku that he isn’t allowed it. Goku doesn’t care though, and runs off to it, with the ogre in pursuit. The Saiyans has hatched a devious plan, and the ogre has walked right into it. Goku runs round the tree, with the ogre close behind him, begging him not to even joke about something as important as this, but Goku suddenly turns round, and attached himself to the ogre. Realizing what happened, the ogre curses out of frustration, as Goku prevails, with his plan working to perfection. Beaten, the ogre decides that it is only right to show Goku the way out.

Both the ogres are back together now, and they show Goku the way out. They lead him to a huge staircase, ascending to a huge height. It is so high in fact that no light can be seen. Goku thanks the ogres, then takes out  some of the yellow fruit from his pocket, and the ogres beg him not to eat it, as it is King Yama’s special reserve, and it can give someone energy for three months. Goku laughs, then takes a bite out of it, finishing it all off in seconds. The ogres are very annoyed at this, but Goku just waves bye and sprints up the staircase, noting his improved energy reserves.

Goku reaches the top of the staircase, and sees a dim light. He struggles to move what seems to be a slab of somekind, eventually shifting it, only to kind out that he has ended up inside King Yama’s drawer, right at the start of Snake Way. Very aggravated at the ogres, Goku quickly hops out, and starts his run along Snake Way again.

A few months pass, and Goku is nearing the end of his trip. He is starting to run low on energy though, because the fruits effects are fast wearing out. He sees a huge palace, and decides to find out if they are hospitable enough to feed him. He gets in, and they turn out to be some of the kindest housekeepers that Goku has ever met. They feed him, and bathe him, but when he says he has to go, they talk him into staying for one last meal, and he reluctantly accepts. The people of the palace all resemble snakes, walking snakes in a humanoid form. They try to drug Goku, but fail, so they put an absurd amount of the drugging materials in there. Goku is eventually knocked out unconscious, and starts to dream of his wife and kid. The people of the palace see this, and know that he can never be persuaded to stay, so they decide to eat him instead. Before they can though, he awakens, and realizes what is going on. The whole room seems to begin to swirl, and Goku becomes conscious of the obvious truth. He is inside some sort of reptile. With incredible speed he bursts out of its mouth, with it turning out to be a snake. It chases Goku with inconceivable speed, breathing fire at him, and almost frying him. Goku comes up with an idea though, and charges at the snake, weaving in and out, eventually making the large reptile knot itself up in a tangled heap. Goku waves bye, laughing as he outsmarts another enemy, and finally gets back on track to King Kai’s.