Dragonball
Episode 85: Preliminary Round Survival
(original, Japanese episode)
An announcer (not the one we all know with the sunglasses) tells all of the
fighters to pick their numbers, to determine the match-ups for the Preliminary Rounds. The fighters start picking their numbers. Kuririn
draws 62, which is in the latter half of block 2. Goku gets the end of
block 1. Yamcha gets the first half of block 1, and is relieved he won't
have to fight Goku right away. Jackie Chun has gotten #178, at block 4.
Kuririn is glad they don't have to fight each other. The Preliminary Rounds are
ready to begin. The Preliminary announcer tells everyone the rules of the
tournament (how you lose, and all that stuff). Kuririn tells Goku not to
lose. Tenshinhan and Chaozu see Goku, and recognize him. They have a
flashback of when Tenshinhan first fought Goku 3 years ago in the wilderness
(something that didn't happen in the manga). Tenshinhan says this should
be interesting. Yamcha steps into the ring, ready to fight his first
opponent, a man with a mohawk.
Outside, Oolong says that the Preliminary Rounds should be starting soon.
Bulma hopes that the others do all right, and Puar tells her not to worry.
Back inside, the mohawked man tosses some boards into the air, which he wrecks
with one punch. Yamcha says that boards don't fight back, and Mohawk man
replies that Yamcha won't be able to fight back when he is trashing him.
The match begins, and Tenshinhan is eager to see the "Turtle Style" of
KameSennin's disciples. Mohawk man kicks, but Yamcha disappears.
Yamcha appears behind Mohichan, and elbows him in the face just as he turns
around, sending him to the ground. Mohawk man is knocked out, and Yamcha
wins the match. Goku says Yamcha must have trained hard, but Tenshinhan
isn't too impressed. Goku and Yamcha step over to block 2, to see
Kuririn's fight. After a short delay, a giant man steps into the ring,
ready to fight Kuririn. The others are shocked by his size. The
giant man tells Kuririn to go home if he doesn't want to die. Yamcha
recognizes the man as a pro wrestler, and tells Kuririn to be careful (the big
man's name is Anton the Great, which must be a play on Andre the Giant, an old
pro wrestler). The match begins, and Kuririn tells giant man to attack
whenever he wants to. Anton vows to crush Kuririn, and stomps, but it is
dodged. Kuririn leaps in with a kick, but giant man grabs him, and starts
crushing him. Yamcha says that Anton has the strength to crush boulders.
Kuririn laughs, and says this isn't enough to beat him. He elbows the
giant man's hand, getting free. Anton is angered, and he tries grabbing
Kuririn, who grabs him by the finger and hurls him out of the ring.
Kuririn wins the match, and Goku says he has gotten a lot stronger (adding that
Kuririn is much stronger than he was 3 years ago). Kuririn says this is
just the beginning. Tenshinhan and Chaozu step in, and Tenshinhan says
they have sorry technique to be pleased with. Kuririn tells Goku that they
are disciples of TsuruSennin. Goku recognizes the two, and has a flashback
of when he first fought Tenshinhan, on his trip around the world (same flashback
as before). Goku says that they were the ones who tricked Inoshikacho (a monster
that appeared with Ten and Chaozu in the anime). Kuririn asks if Goku
knows them. Tenshinhan, "You should be happy we spared your life. We
can't be beaten. Heh heh, you're all lucky you don't have to fight me in
the Preliminaries." Yamcha and Tenshinhan glare at each other.
Kuririn notices Chaozu, and says he looks weird. Chaozu calls Kuririn a
shorty, and sticks his tongue out at him. Tenshinhan, "Quit it Chaozu.
We can beat them up later." Yamcha tells them to leave right now, and
Tenshinhan says that Yamcha missed his opponent's weak spot in his last fight.
Yamcha, "I knew that, I just didn't want to kill anybody."
Tenshinhan, "How about you show me your power right now?" They
prepare to fight. Goku tells Yamcha to stop, but he refuses, not liking
this type of person. Jackie Chun steps in, and tells them that they will
be disqualified if they fight now. Tenshinhan asks who this old man is,
and Yamcha tells him that Jackie Chun was the winner of the last Tenkaichi
Budokai. Tenshinhan says they must be fools to lose to such an old man.
He tells them to do their best, and walks away with Chaozu.
Outside, Bulma is annoyed to see TsuruSennin approaching them. TsuruSennin
asks where KameSennin is, but Bulma doesn't know. TsuruSennin says that he
is probably at home; too scared to see his disciples lose. Bulma is
getting pissed off. TsuruSennin, "And who are you? KameSennin's
little lady." Bulma, "No way!" TsuruSennin admires
Bulma's breasts, and asks if she wants to live with him. Bulma obviously
refuses. He tries asking Lunch (evil form) instead, and she just shoots at
him. TsuruSennin easily catches all of the bullets, and drops them.
He walks away, telling them not to forget the funeral of KameSennin's disciples.
Back inside, it is now Tenshinhan's turn to fight. Tenshinhan tosses off
his gi, and Kuririn calls him a show off. Chaozu wishes his friend luck,
and Kuririn thinks this guy will lose. Goku disagrees, adding that
Tenshinhan is very strong. Yamcha asks if Goku fought him before.
"Yes, but it was a small fight." A sumo wrestler steps into the
ring ready to fight Tenshinhan. Another fighter insults the sumo wrestler,
calling him a blob of fat. The sumo wrestler steps out of the ring, and
angrily tells the fighter to say that to his face. The figher punches the
sumo wrestler in the stomach, to no effect. The sumo wrestler punches the
figher into a wall (looks pretty painful, the guy's teeth were knocked out).
Yamcha says he is pretty strong, and Jackie adds that fighters like that are
tough to beat. The match begins, and the sumo wrestler lunges at
Tenshinhan. Tenshinhan swiftly hits the sumo wrestler in the face, and he
collapses. Tenshinhan wins the match. Everyone is shocked.
Yamcha says that Tenshinhan used 4 punches at high speed, and Kuririn tells him
not to forget the 2 kicks. Goku says he is good, but Kuririn says he
wasn't that great. In his mind, Tenshinhan calls Kuririn a fool, as he
wasn't using his full strength. Goku's turn is next, and he steps into the
ring. Kuririn, Yamcha, and Jackie are eager to see Goku's progress from
the last 3 years. A man that looks kind of like Mr. Satan, but more
serious and has clothing like Namu (he still has the afro, but has a goatee)
steps into the ring. Kuririn says he doesn't look very strong, and Jackie
recognizes the guy as King Chyapa. Yamcha says that King Chyapa is
supposed to be an amazing fighter. Jackie adds that Chyapa won the last
tournament he entered with so much ease, that he wasn't hit at all. Yamcha
says that Goku has a small chance of winning if he is careful. Chyapa
tells Goku not to worry, as he won't kill him. Goku thanks him. The
match begins, as Goku and Chyapa are ready to fight. Is this Chyapa guy
all he's cracked up to be? Will Goku stand a chance?
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