The Real Fat Yajirobe 

May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Will the real Yajirobe please stand up. I repeat, will the real Yajirobe please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here....

Y'all act like you never seen a fat person before

Jaws all on the floor

Like Vegeta just blew up the door

And started kicking ass worse than before

He first showed no remorse

Smashing people's heads into the furniture (aaaah)

It's the return of the....oh no, wait, you're kidding right?

He didn't just eat what I think he did, did he?

And then Son Goku said....

Nothing you idiot, Son Goku has been eaten

Locked up in my stomach, ready for digestment!

Feminist women love DBZ

Chicka chicka chicka Yajirobe

I'm sick of him, just look at him

Walking around, eating you know what

Buying food from you-know-who

"Yeah, but he's so buff though"

Yeah, I probably got a few buttons in my shirt lose

But its no worse than what's going on when your parents go to lunch rooms

I know that my neck is too fat to fit in a noose

But it's cool for Son Gohan to hump a dead moose

My bum is really fat, my bum is really fat

And if I'm real lucky, you might just give me a little food

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a Big Mac is

Of course they're going to know what McDonalds is

By the time they hit hunger

They're fat slobs aren't they?

We don't eat nuthin but camels

Well, some of us bulls

Who cut up open other bulls like antelopes

But if we can eat eat dead animals and antelopes 

The there's no reason why a man and another man can't eat soap

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your kitchen knives, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm fat Yajirobe, yes, I'm the real fat Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

Cause I'm fat Yajirobe, yes I'm the real Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So wont the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

Krillen don't got the hair on his head to get women

Well I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a measly hot dog?

Half you food vendors can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"Yeah but fat, what if they give you one, won't it be weird?"

Why, so they can just lie to get me to buy more

And get me addicted on it all

Shit, a cockroach in my hot dog

I'd better switch vendors

So I can eat healthy hot dogs, and beef burgers

And eat whilst I count the change given to me by the vendor lady 

Little bitch short changed me 

"Yeah you're cute, but I don't owe you 10p"

I should order her here to bow down to me

And show the whole world how I star in DBZ on TV!

I'm sick of you overcharging vendors

All you do is ruin me

And I have been sent here to eat you

And there's a million others just like me

Who chow down like me, don't give money to charity like me

Take all the credit like me, eat, drink and act like me

And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

Because I'm fat Yajirobe, yes, I'm the real fat Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

Cause I'm fat Yajirobe, yes I'm the real Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

I'm like a head trip to sit next to

Cause I'm only taking up all the room on the seat next to you

Making you go home and eat massive amounts with your friends in your living room

The only difference is that I got the balls to do it

In front of all y'all, and it's gotta be creamy, and sugar coated all

Around and when I get on the mike, and eat it

And whether you like to admit it

I just ate it better than 90% of you fat bastards out there

Then you wander how can kids eat up these hot dogs like pillar rice

It's funny, because at the rate that I'm going when I'm 30

I'll be the only person in the nursing home eating

Fatty foods, and beef jerkys

And I'm still dieting, but this whole crate of weight watchers isn't working

In every single person there's a fat Yajirobe lurking

He could be working at Burger King, eating all your onion rings

Or on the parking lot, circling, screaming 'If you give me food, I'll give you a fuck'

With his belly hanging down, and fat ass sticking up

So will the real fat Yajirobe please stand up

And put one of those chubby fingers on each hand up

And be proud to be eating your own kind,  totally outta control

And 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm fat Yajirobe, yes, I'm the real fat Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

Cause I'm fat Yajirobe, yes I'm the real Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

I'm fat Yajirobe, yes, I'm the real fat Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

Cause I'm fat Yajirobe, yes I'm the real Yajirobe

All you other fat Yajirobes are just imitating

So won't the real Yajirobe please eat up, please eat up, please eat up.

Haha, guess there's a fat Yajirobe in all of us.......fuck, lets all eat this house up.