Dragonball
Episode 91: Krillin's Great Offensive
(original, Japanese episode)
Kuririn charges up a KameHameHa, while the
floating Chaozu charges up a full power Dodompa. Jackie Chun, "Kuririn!
You just learned the KameHameHa! It won't work against a full power Dodompa!"
Chaozu finishes charging up, and fires a huge Dodompa at Kuririn. Kuririn
simply leaps over the blast, which causes a huge explosion in the ring.
Chaozu looks around in confusion. Kuririn suddenly appears in the air
behind Chaozu, and fires the KameHameHa, scoring a direct hit on Chaozu.
Kuririn cheers, and Goku happily states that Chaozu is falling out of
bounds. Chaozu manages to regain control, and weakly floats back toward
the ring. Kuririn, "Damn, I was so close!" Jackie Chun
thinks that if Kuririn had already mastered the KameHameHa, it would have
instantly defeated Chaozu. Chaozu lands back in the ring, breathing
heavily. Tenshinhan, "What an amazing strategy." Bulma,
"I never knew Kuririn was this good!" The angered Chaozu decides
to get serious, and removes his cap. TsuruSennin, "He removed his
cap!" Tenshinhan, "Looks like the match is over."
Kuririn leaps in with a kick, but Chaozu leaps over it. Chaozu floats into
the air, and starts spinning around at high speed. The spinning Chaozu
dives at Kuririn, head butting him to the ground. Kuririn gets up, saying
he can head butt too. Chaozu catapults off a wall, and comes back at
Kuririn with another spinning head butt. Kuririn also leaps headfirst at
Chaozu. Their heads slam into each other. Kuririn is the unlucky one, and
drops back to the ring in pain. Kuririn comments on Chaozu's hard
head. Chaozu dives in with yet another spinning head butt for the final
blow, but Kuririn suddenly leaps out of the way. Chaozu slams headfirst
into the ring, creating a hole. Kuririn laughs, "He self
destructed!" He is suddenly surprised when Chaozu leaps back out of
the crater unharmed. He wipes his nearly bald head with a towel, making it
shiny once again. TsuruSennin, "Ha! Chaozu's head is as hard as
diamond!" Chaozu starts spinning again, and leaps back at Kuririn.
Goku yells for Kuririn to watch out. Kuririn blocks Chaozu's head butt,
but starts to get pushed to the edge of the ring. Just before Kuririn
falls over the edge, Chaozu stops spinning and leaps back. Kuririn says
the same trick won't work on him again. Tenshinhan can't believe that
Kuririn blocked it. Kuririn lunges at Chaozu and tries a kick, which is
dodged. He manages to land a punch to Chaozu's gut. Chaozu blocks a
punch and kick from Kuririn. Goku cheers Kuririn on. Kuririn rushes
back in, but Chaozu suddenly thrusts his hands forward, using his mind powers to
freeze him in place. Kuririn feels a great pain in his stomach, and Goku
asks what's wrong. Jackie Chun comments on the strange power Chaozu is
using. TsuruSennin telepathically tells Chaozu not to knock Kuririn out of
bounds, but to kill him slowly. Kuririn asks if Chaozu is using mental
powers. Chaozu kicks Kuririn, sending him slamming into a wall and the
ground. Goku yells for Kuririn to get up. TsuruSennin, "Chaozu's
mind powers can't be countered!" He looks over to Goku.
"I'll get him next." He remembers all of the times he had with
Tao Pai Pai (it basically shows them sparring, and sitting at a table). Chaozu
pummels Kuririn with a barrage of kicks, knocking him back to the ground.
Kuririn throws a punch, but Chaozu suddenly kicks
him out of the ring. Kuririn's neck breaks as he slams into a wall. Yamcha
wakes up from the nightmare, and wonders if Kuririn is in danger.
Back at the tournament, Chaozu pummels Kuririn
with even more kicks, sending him to the ground. Kuririn, "My head
isn't a soccer ball!" He realizes that the source of this psychic
hold comes from Chaozu's hands, which means he must disable them somehow.
Chaozu prepares to attack again, but Kuririn suddenly asks him what 3+4
is. Chaozu stops to count on his fingers, freeing the hold on Kuririn.
Kuririn punches Chaozu in the gut. TsuruSennin is angered, and Goku
cheers. Kuririn lunges in for another attack, but Chaozu once again
freezes him in place. Chaozu asks what 16+27 is, and Kuririn immediately
yells out that the answer is 43. Chaozu is shocked. Kuririn asks
what 9-1 is, and Chaozu starts counting on his fingers again, freeing Kuririn.
Kuririn punches Chaozu out of the ring, winning the match. He tells Chaozu
that the answer is 8. TsuruSennin and Tenshinhan are angered. Goku
leaps into the ring and congratulates Kuririn. Bulma and the others are
happy.
Later, at Papaya Hospital, Yamcha congratulates
Kuririn. Kuririn says it was all a battle of brains. Bulma asks him
what 130,000,000 + 904,203,271 is, and Kuririn frantically counts on his
fingers. Bulma tells him that the answer is 1,034,203,271. Kuririn,
"Okay, I'm not as smart as you are!" Everyone laughs.
The sun sets, and at a hotel, TsuruSennin is
teaching Chaozu math. He asks what 1+ 2 is, and Chaozu replies that it is
3. TsuruSennin asks what 9-6 is, and Chaozu starts counting on his
fingers, eventually coming up with 3. TsuruSennin whips Chaozu, telling
him not to use fingers. Chaozu apologizes.
It is night time, and in another hotel, Goku,
Kuririn, and KameSennin are asleep (apparently the tournament is taking yet
another break! It's all anime only filler since Toei was supposed to make each
episode from only a single manga chapter during this saga. And that's not a lot
to work with.)
Back at the other hotel, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and
TsuruSennin are also asleep. TsuruSennin gets up and leaves.
Tenshinhan is awake, and watches him. In a night suit, TsuruSennin leaps
through the city, arriving at the opposite hotel. He slices open the glass
and puts his hand through the hole to open the sliding glass door. This is
the room of Goku, Kuririn, and KameSennin. He approaches the sleeping Goku.
TsuruSennin throws a punch, but Goku (still asleep) shifts to the side at the
last moment, causing a hole in the pillow from the punch. Goku awakens,
and barely dodges another punch from TsuruSennin. KameSennin and Kuririn
both wake up in surprise. TsuruSennin leaps out the window, followed by
the angry Goku. Kuririn gets ready to follow. KameSennin tells them
to stop, but Kuririn also leaves, causing KameSennin to fall off his bed.
Goku chases after the fleeing TsuruSennin, but quickly loses him. Kuririn
catches up with Goku. TsuruSennin leaps in and throws a couple kicks,
which Goku and Kuririn dodge. TsuruSennin knees Kuririn in the gut, but he
manages to flip back safely. Kuririn, "This guy is fast!" Goku,
"I've smelled this guy before..." Kuririn grabs TsuruSennin from
behind, but gets tossed away, taking off the disguise as he goes. Goku is
surprised to see that it is TsuruSennin, and asks what he is doing here.
TsuruSennin says that he is here to avenge his younger brother, Tao Pai Pai.
Goku, "I had to kill Tao Pai Pai! He was a bad guy!" TsuruSennin,
"Apologize to him in the afterlife!" They prepare to fight, and
Goku tells Kuririn not to interfere. Goku and the Crane Elder lunge at
each other, ready to attack, but Tenshinhan suddenly leaps in and blocks both
blows. They all land, and TsuruSennin tells Tenshinhan not to get in the
way. Tenshinhan, "Master, I will take care of Goku! I will beat
him at the tournament!" TsuruSennin is confused. Tenshinhan
continues, "It would be more humiliating for him to lose in public.
I'm sure this is the way Tao Pai Pai would have wanted it."
TsuruSennin agrees. Tenshinhan, "The Turtle School would be
humiliated, and the Crane School will rise up! Please, leave Goku to
me." TsuruSennin lets him. Tenshinhan thanks him, and tells
Goku that he will avenge Tao Pai Pai. Goku vows to avenge Yamcha.
Tenshinhan, "Don't lose before you get to me!" Goku,
"Right!" Now Goku and Tenshinhan plan to meet in the Final
Match! Goku's match is tomorrow, will he be able to keep his promise and
reach Tenshinhan?
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