One Liners

On this page you will find a list of things that DBZ characters should have said at certain moments. All, or at least most of these are fake, so if you haven't heard them before, it's because they were never said. This is a blatant rip off of the old Bond films, and you will need to have seen at least one of those to understand this fully.

GOKU - Upon shooting Kula into the sun

"He was blown away by my superior skills"

"Looks like things heated up for Kula!"

"It's a one-way, all expenses paid holiday to a very hot resort!"

"Guess things got too hot for him to handle."

"He faced a Super Saiyans burning rage!"

"Guess he was all fired up"

"Maybe he needed to burn some time"

"He will burn in the fiery depths of hel...HFIL!"

GOKU - Upon Vegeta turning Oozaru

"He just went apeshit!" 

"Vegeta, stop monkeying around!"

"What a primitive transformation"

"Yo, monkey boy!"

"Vegeta, when your dad spanks you for misbehaving, does that mean he's 'spanking his monkey?'

"He's a beastie boy!"

GOKU - After Frieza's own disc cut him in half

"He's half the man he used to be."

"Frieza, I'm twice the man you are!"

"Looks like he doesn't quite feel complete"

"When he said he'd give an arm and a leg to finish the battle, I thought it was a metaphor!"

"That must have come sharp!"

GULDO - After raising the tree, and shooting it towards the suspended Gohan and Krillen

"They're going to get my point!"

"Look's like they're going to get the wrong end of the stick!"

"Good friends really do (Die from a) stick together."

"The power of a tree-buchet!" (trebuchet)

"Time to go back to my roots!"

"Tree-k or treat!" (Trick)

KRILLEN - After using the solar flare on Frieza

"Did everyone see my blinding speed?" 

"Guess you could say I'm an eyesore!"

"He can see the light!"

KRILLEN - After cutting Frieza's tail off with a destructo disc

"I dice and I slice!"

"He took a trip to the slicery."

"He just lost his manhood!"

NAPPA - Just after Chao-zu self-destructed on him, to no avail

"Guess he exploded with anger!"

"He let it all out...intestines, guts, and all that is!"

"He really blew his lid!"

"I told him that if he ate any more he'd pop! I guess now we know who ate all the pies!"

"Looks like that really triggered him off!"

PICCOLO - Just after he had used one of Kula's minions attacks on him, electrocuting him.

"Shocking!"

"What an electrifying show!"

PICCOLO - Upon using his breath blast attack

"Belch"

"Stupid fizzy drinks! Now I'm sticking to water"

"Talk about dangerous breath!"

"Straight out of the Nameks mouth..."

VEGETA - Just after Nappa blew Tien's arm off.

"Now he's 'armless!" (Harmless)

"Why not use it as a toilet brush?"

"Maybe it'll come in handy some day!"

VEGETA - After he'd trod on Goku as Oozaru

"That's got to be crushing to your game plan!"

"I doubt he could squeeze out of there!"

"Fancy a drink of Squash?"

"I like my Saiyans just like my pancakes - flat"