Seexy Meets...Vegeta

SEEXY: Welcome to Seexy Meets… This week we have a particularly special guest, who goes by the name of Vegeta. Due to the (un)popularity of this show, we have had a major budget cut, meaning that we don’t have anymore fancy camera’s, but a homemade one, and a cheap kids microphone, with I am sure is broken. Anyway, on with the interview. Let’s see if he’s in, because we don’t have a clue [Goes and knocks on the door of a colossal mansion]

VEGETA: [Answers door] You idiots again? you just knocked a minute ago, do you want this interview or not?

SEEXY: Heh, good one Veggie old boy. [Quietly to Vegeta] I told you to act surprised!

VEGETA: [Loudly] And I told you to get off my property. We can’t all have what we want you know! Now quickly, come in before anyone sees me talking to you, it could demean my social life, and lower my respect in the local community if I am seen associating with you.

SEEXY: Since when have you cared about things like that?

VEGETA: Are you calling me unsophisticated?

SEEXY: Well,  wasn’t just then, but I am now.

VEGETA: Shut up smelly.

SEEXY: [Wiping tears away from eye] No need to be so brutal, ugly!

VEGETA: [Runs back into the house, then up the stairs crying his eyes out]

SEEXY: I sure showed him. Well, better go either console him, or make fun of him…after lots of contemplating, I have decided to mock him. [Walks upstairs, and hears sobbing coming from a room. He opens the door, and sees a room, decorated with pink, and a ‘bad man’ pink shirt pinned to the wall. Also it has many pictures of…Chi-Chi in sexual positions?! It also has Vegeta and Goku…kissing? And also Vegeta giving his son a huge hug. In the corner sits Vegeta, crying his eyes out]. Jeeze, I guess it’s all an act on TV. Anyway, Vegeta, I’m sorry, don’t cry, I’ll make it up for you. We’ll go bull riding, and babe watching.

VEGETA: Babe?

SEEXY: Alright [Shudder] Male watching. I’d better get paid extra for having to say that!

VEGETA: [Happy once again] Oh goody!

SEEXY: Now, let us converse in a sensible, mature manner, and get this interview over with.

VEGETA: What about the male watching?

SEEXY: We’ll do that later [Loudly] Or at least you will  by yourself [Quietly] It’ll be fun. [Normal tone] Damn, I said the quiet part loud, and the loud part quiet!

VEGETA: [Puzzled] Guh?!

SEEXY: Erm, nothing, heh heh heh. Anyway, what made you want to become a Super Saiyan?

VEGETA: It’s something that just happened.

SEEXY: Didn’t you go through hours of intensive training, and anger to get to that stage?

VEGETA: Oh yeah, now I remember! I wanted to have blonde hair, so becoming a Super Saiyan like Kakarot was the easiest way!

SEEXY: Why didn’t you just bleach it, or perhaps die it? Surely that would have been a whole lot quicker, and less painful.

VEGETA: Shut up. I’m right, you’re wrong, we shall speak nothing more of it.

SEEXY: But…

VEGETA: Ah…

SEEXY: Yeah but it…

VEGETA: No…

SEEXY: [Really fast] YouMustBeReallyStupidToNotThinkOfThat!

VEGETA: Impossible! It can’t be! There’s just…no way! He’s too fast!

SEEXY: Yes, yes I am.

VEGETA: I’d better kill him before he turns Super Saiyan too.

SEEXY: Too late [Turns Super Saiyan]

CAMERAMAN: You need to be a Saiyan to do that remember.

SEEXY: [Powers down] Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

CAMERAMAN: No problem. Now, thanks to me, you’re going to get killed. Ha, how funny is that! Wait a second, no it isn’t, because I’ll end up getting fired! D’oh!

SEEXY: [Picks up wet kipper and slaps cameraman round the face with it] Get a hold of yourself man!

CAMERAMAN: Where’d that come from?

SEEXY: I believe some famous guy said it better than I ever could: Tis not yours to reason why, tis but yours to film or die.

CAMERAMAN: No one famous said that! you just made that up!

SEEXY: No I didn’t.

CAMERAMAN: Did

SEEXY: Didn’t.

VEGETA: Shut up, Shut up! SHUT UP! You’re supposed to be interviewing me remember!

SEEXY: Oh yeah. Erm…could you kill the cameraman in one blast?

VEGETA: Yes.

SEEXY: Prove it.

VEGETA: [Kills cameraman in once blast].

SEEXY: Ok, I believe you. One more thing – Goku, or Kakarot as you call him, has become an SSJ10, which means you’ll have to hit yourself over the head with a hammer repeatedly [snicker] just like he did [Insane laughter]

VEGETA: Seriously?

SEEXY: [Unconvincingly] Er…yes.

VEGETA: I must do that too then! [Hits himself over head with a hammer…repeatedly…as hard as he can]

SEEXY: And so ends another interview, with me tricking yet another idiot. Thank you, and goodbye.