Bulma's Recollections

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Yo Diary, Bulma here, I just wanted to say that I had one heck of a crazy day! That idiot Goku went and got himself killed! Can you believe it? Well...you can't talk, or feel, so I don't know why I'm asking you because I know I won't get a response. Anyway, Goku was fighting this weird guy, who seemed kinda cute, but then he turned out to be his brother! You'd think they'd be happy to see each other after all that time apart, but this big jerk just hit Goku across the floor! If I didn't think that Krillen and Goku had it covered, I would have beat that guy up so bad! Anyway, Goku got angry, then his brother kidnapped that cute little adorable kid Gohan, and ran off with him. What an idiot, I mean I would have totally ripped his stupid head off if I were Goku!

So Goku was really annoyed right, and he decided to go after Gohan, but he took MY Dragon radar! How reckless is that? Can't he just do that sensing thing that he's always doing to find people? Argh...he drives...drove me so mad at times! I can't believe he's really dead...

*Sniff* I mustn't cry, I didn't even like the guy anyway! *Sound of crying* Ok, Goku was one of my best friends, and he was REALLY cute too! Why'd he have to go and die? Apparently he died fighting, giving his life for the sake of the world! Why couldn't he have just tried to kill that big bully without sacrificing himself! The idiot! Oh Goku, I miss you! We'll wish you back though. Anyway, I'm going to go pray for Son, night diary.

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Yo, me again diary. How you doing? Yeah, stupid question, you're just a heap of metal. So Goku came back today! Yeah, he's just as heroic as ever, saving the day as always! I don't know what we'd do without him actually...he's such a stud, shame he's married really.

He fought against this really bad guy called Vegeta, and managed to beat him, without killing himself this time! It was really bad watching the fight, impossible to known which way the tides would turn! As usual Son prevailed though, or have I already said that? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have...or if I haven't then I just did, meaning I have, so yeah. 

Well, the Earth is safe once more, and I can get back to working on my newest inventions. I had a scouter working for a second, before it blew up in my face because of the high power levels. Stupid outdated technology. *Yawn* I'm sleepy, I'd better go get my beauty sleep, a girl like me needs to keep her beautiful looks you know. 'Night.

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Yo, diary, remind me to kill Gohan and Krillen! Oh yeah, before I forget to tell you, I'm now on Namek and those two big jerks have just gone and left me! My nail varnish is running thin, and I'm getting loads of split ends! What's a girl to do in such a tragic situation?

When, no,  if we ever get home, I'm going to throttle them both! They have just left me here to be eaten by all the creatures that prey along here. I swear, I'm going to die! Stupid Goku, why isn't he here yet? Oh yeah, by the way, Goku's coming to aid us. Vegeta's already here, and if he finds me I'm toast! I hope he finds Gohan and Krillen first though, at least they'll get what they deserve! Have they no manners! Oh I'm so mad! 

On the upside I did see one heck of a cute guy, but unfortunately he was trying to kill us, and transformed into some sort of ugly monster before I had a chance to get to know him. Which sucked. Oh yeah, did I mention that I hate Gohan and Krillen? I'd better get some shut eye, it'll be a long day of running away from monsters because of those idiots Gohan and Krillen. 'Night diary.

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Hey, guess who's back on Earth? Guess who's still alive? Oh yeah, it's Bulma baby! Goku came and saved the day, AGAIN! And then Gohan decided to leave me again after rescuing me, the big dweeb! He left me all alone with Piccolo! Oh yeah, and Krillen's dead, but we're going to wish him back soon, so it's no big loss.

Well, that's all, just wanted to update you on the whole situation. Vegeta seems to be a good guy now by the way, and he is pretty damn cute, maybe me and him will hook up some time in the future. You never know. I'll be having sweet dreams tonight diary.

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