Neko Majin Z
Z is a Neko Majin, a species of creature of which only 28 are
known of. Their appearance resembles that of a large, plump cat with squinty eyes,
standing up like a human. Every one of them can use a little, albeit unimpressive magic,
but what they lack in these skills, they more than make up for with martial arts fluency.
Z is said to be very powerful, and the manga starts with him standing on a small crest of
rock, in a GI rather like that of Gokus.
A small, primitive child contently plays on his small
hand-held computer game, before he looks down to see Z running along and shouting
"Choo choo" and "Ding ding" somewhat like an uneducated moron. The boy
shouts hello to the Neko Majin and then questions what he was doing. Z replies that he was
being a train, but the boy immediately contradicts this by saying it sounded more like a
steam engine.
They stare into nothingness for a while, before Z breaks the
silence and decides that hed like some cola. The boy agrees with this, as hed
enjoy some too. They blankly stare at one another for a while until Z demands that the boy
buys it as he doesnt have any money. Of course being a stray young child living by
himself in the wilderness he doesnt have any money either. Before they can argue
though, a small craft lands in the distance, with the two rapidly making the assumption
that they are gullible tourists whom they can con out of money.
From out of the craft steps an averaged-size, fairly plump
humanoid wearing tradition Saiyan armor. He has short black hair which covers the center
of his head. His wife accompanies him, and she is about his size, but slim, and wearing
some sort of hood over her head and a tight black body suit. She has sunglasses on, and
smiles contently as her husband says that this planet shall become his new Summer home.
She compliments her husbands choice of destination, referring to him as "Lord
Onio". She mentions that there are humans in a disappointed way, and Onio confirms
this, saying about 5 billion of them, which itll take even him a month or so to kill
them all. She cuts him off though, reminding him to leave slaves for her. It appears that
these two are the invading bad guys.
From a safe distance away in the bushes, Z and the boy gladly
look on, preparing to make some money off the two people they believe to be tourists. They
come up with a dodgy money making scheme which involves the Neko Majin dressing up in an
unconvincing Koala suit, and the boy pretending to be a photographer. They dash forward
towards the two would-be invaders, and offer to take their photograph with the rare
Koala. They question why theyd want to, but when the boy explains you
can show them off to your friends, the two are suddenly intrigued. They set the price at
18 dollars, but when the couple from outer space announce they have no money, the conmen
are disappointed. The man whips out a ruby paperweight and offers to pay them with that.
They have no idea what ruby is, but accept it none-the-less.
The photograph is set up by having the lady hold Z, and the
man put his arm round her. Before it can be taken though, Z shows his perverted way by
fondling the ladies breast, making her husband go berserk. He powers up to his maximum
very angrily, and his wife warns the boy and Z that they are in deep trouble now. The Neko
Majin and the boy are astounded as he is shining, something that theyve never seen
before. Onio does a Ginyu-style pose whilst announcing hes the strongest in the
universe. He shouts his name, then casually adds that hes also a Super Saiyan. The
boy asks what country thats from, but Z has long since realized that theyre
not from the same planet. He questions the Saiyans power, doubting that hes
the worlds strongest. Onios wife adds that if they arent sure then get
Dragonball from jump comics, referring to an old piece of work by Toriyama.
Onio proves his raw strength by emitting a huge KI blast,
blowing up part of the countryside. Everyone is impressed, and the woman laughs at Z
saying that he shouldnt have fondled her breasts because of her husbands
strength. The boy contemplates out loud about whether Z is stronger than Onio, and the
Neko Majin gladly decides to find out.
Z quickly changes into his fighting GI right in front of the
Saiyan and his wife, with the boy warning him to hide and change, otherwise theyll
find out hes not a real Koala. Z ignores him though, stands up, and then does his
own little pose, saying the words "Neko Majin Z has appeared!!". Onio angrily
taunts that Z obviously wasnt listening as he previous stated he was the strongest
in the world and cannot be defeated. Z wearily explains that hes not really a Koala,
but Neko Majin Z, as if he was talking to a complete idiot. Onio is enraged by this,
having been tricked.
The Saiyan hastily charges in, and delivers a powerful kick,
sending Z flying miles. He confidently hugs his wife, and then shouts at the boy for not
worrying about his friend. The boy merely says that he doubts that Neko Majin Z could
possibly be dead, and his theory is backed up as Z appears behind Onio and delivers a
powerful fist that makes him go skimming across the ground. Z and the boy taunt Onio by
repeating what he had said to his wife, angering him further. The Saiyan shouts in anger,
then charges in once more.
Z effortlessly jumps over Onios clumsy rugby-style
tackle. The Saiyan flies up into the air, following the Neko Majin, and dodges a wild
punch. The two fight in mid air for a while, neither man getting the advantage, and the
boy only able to look on. After a short round of battle, they both spring backwards and
land on the ground.
Onio smirks at the surprising resilience of his opponent, in
disbelief that anyone could be as strong as him. Z then announces that he is going to
become a "Super something". The Saiyan laughs and reminds him of the terminology
saying its a Super Saiyan. He laughs, mocking the Neko Majins
ambitious bluff, saying that only a select few have the ability to make it to that level.
Z powers up, attempting to do what Onio did, and excitedly
notices that he too is shining. He announces that hes now a "Super Neko
Majin". Onio finds this hard to believe, but notes that Zs fur is slightly
sticking up, and he is after all, shining, he must have accomplished the impossible. He
reassures himself though, his wife and even the lady next door did tell him he was the
strongest in the galaxy, and theres no way theyd lie. He regains his
composure, if those two said it then it must be true.
Onio fires a massive KI blast at Z, but the Neko Majin kicks
it straight back, with the Saiyan barely managing to avoid it. Z then shoots his trademark
attack, something which has a fairly familiar name, called the "NekoHameHa". He
hits the stunned Onio causing a huge explosion, and finally defeating him. Onios
wife drags him back to the ship, and soars off into the distance. Z doesnt realize
it, but he has just saved Earth and the whole of mankind from distinction. Z waves them
off making a peace sign with his fingers, the boy disappointedly mentions that they forgot
their photos.
A while later, Z and the boy are standing in front of row
upon row of boxes of cola, looking at it intently. The boy admits that he sold the ruby
paperweight and bought cola with the money he got from it, making Z look at him in a
puzzled way, and merely ask "Why?" |