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Dragonball Z Adventure History
Kamesennin Training Saga
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Chapters 24-32, 8 chapters
long, 2/3 of a book
Comic Twenty-Four
Summary:
The High Price of
Education
As Goku flies his Kintoun over his home turf, he searches for house, since
he knows that he'll be staying at Kamesennin's place for a while. As he arrives,
he jumps off his cloud, he grabs his futon and clothes and starts off again.
Goku travels for a long ways, until finally closing on Kame House. He jumps off
and announces his arrival, but no one comes to answer the door. He looks in the
window, to see Kamesennin closely watching the TV about girls exercising. Goku
climbs in, with Kamesennin not even noticing his thief coming in. Goku starts to
yell out for him to listen more, but Kamesennin just scoots closer to the TV.
Goku finally screams right in his ear, until Kamesennin notices it's him. Goku
tells him that he's here to train, but Kamesennin wants him to just wait a
moment. He resumes watching TV, until Goku says he's hungry, making Kamesennin
point to his kitchen and to the refrigerator. Goku looks at the big box,
wondering why he keeps his food in it. He opens it up, only to find it's cold
inside. He doesn't care and starts to chow down. As Kamesennin watches closely
to his girls, Goku is eating everything in the ice box. Later, after the TV show
finally concludes itself, Kamesennin takes a breather, stretches, and looks to
see that Goku ate a week's worth of food.
Kamesennin asks why he's here, making Goku explain that the Dragon Ball hunt is
over and is ready to be trained. Kamesennin collects memories of him saying
that, while Goku brings in his futon. Kamesennin looks outside, asking where the
"puff-puff" girl is. Goku says that Bulma went back to the city, making
Kamesennin upset. As they go back inside, Kamesennin explains that his training
is very hard, but Goku doesn't care and says that he just wants to be stronger
than him. Kamesennin laughs at it, asking again if he really wants that, making
Goku shake his head up and down. Kamesennin laughs a bit again, then tells Goku
that his training does not come free. Kamesennin explains that he wants another
hotty and then Goku can have all the training he wants. Goku asks why he wants
another potty, making Kamesennin say he wants a hotty, not a potty. Kamesennin
tells him that he wants a babe, a chick, a girl! Goku starts to think about what
a girl looks like, then asks if he brings one, he'll get trained? Kamesennin
agrees with him very heartily, telling him that's all he needs to do.
Goku walks outside, saying that that's easy. Kamesennin then starts to ask if
Goku knows what a hotty looks like, letting Goku explain that one of those is
one without a "wee-wee." Kamesennin slowly agrees, but goes on to say that she
must be charming, spunky, and of course, busty. Goku gets confused, wondering
what busty is, making Kamesennin whisper in his ear what it is. Goku now
understands and tells him he can do it. Kamesennin then remarks that Goku lost
his tail, letting Goku explain he had it, and then it just went away. Goku waves
good-bye and flies off. Kamesennin says to himself that he is one strange kid.
Kamesennin then runs inside, puts on a suit, puts some champagne in a cooler,
starts some music, and then goes to see what shell he'll wear. After a while,
Goku comes back, telling him that he's got one now. Kamesennin runs out, to see
a huge, grotesque, fat woman standing there, while Goku explains that she's full
of spunk.
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