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Are You Single? Find Love
Dragonball Z Adventure History
Kamesennin Training Saga
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Chapters 24-32, 8 chapters
long, 2/3 of a book
Comic Twenty-Five
Summary:
A Rival Appears!!
Back at the Kame House, Kamesennin starts to go on and on about Goku's poor
judgment on good looking women. Goku wonders what went wrong, so Kamesennin
pulls out two pictures, with one pretty girl and one fat girl, and then asks,
who is hotter? Goku starts to think about it, while Kamesennin tells him that he
should pick it out right away. He points to the hot girl, saying that he wanted
and still wants a girl like that. Goku agrees and flies off once again.
Kamesennin runs behind his house, just to make sure and not look stupid. In a
short while, Goku returns, with Goku yelling for him to come out. Kamesennin
peeks around the corner, when he spots a hot girl ask why she's here. Kamesennin
eyes spring out from his head and then calls for Goku to come over. Goku feels
as though he won the hide and seek game, but Kamesennin wants to play something
else. He tells Goku he did a nice job, which makes Goku ask if he's going to get
trained now, letting Kamesennin tell him that he can start right away. Goku's
first training exercise is to retrieve the girl's panties. Goku ask what panties
are, letting Kamesennin say that she'll know. Goku runs over and then runs back,
making Kamesennin ask where the panties are. Goku asks what a shirt is, allowing
Kamesennin to ask what that has to do with anything. Goku says that all she has
is a shirt and no panties. Kamesennin squirts a bit of blood out his nose, while
Goku asks what he's supposed to do?
Kamesennin says that he'll go over and show him himself. He starts to plan,
saying that he will be cool, act confident, and go for a good long look. He
walks over and engages in conversation. He then gets a look at her, and then
finds out, she's a mermaid. He starts to laugh, and regroups with a new plan. He
then thinks that he can go to the boobs. Kamesennin slowly asks if can be
permitted to take a look and get his hands on her boobs, and then gets a slap.
The mermaid then jumps back in the ocean, making Goku ask if that was the
lesson. Kamesennin tells him that it was and the whole lesson is to not let your
guard down. He then asks if Goku can once again bring him another hot girl, but
not with any fish or animal parts. Goku starts to whine, but then goes on his
way, after Kamesennin tells him that he told him his training is difficult. But,
before Goku can jump on his cloud, he tells Kamesennin that he sees someone.
Kamesennin starts to worry, wondering if it's Turtle back from his vacation, but
Goku reports that it's a guy in a boat. The bald man rows faster and then stops
in the middle of the ocean, then leaps out, doing several flips. When he lands,
he gets his head stuck in the ground, and Goku helps him out. The boy asks if he
is addressing Muton Roshi, which Kamesennin obliges too, and let's the boy
introduce himself as Krillin, from the far east. Kamesennin remarks that he's
happy to meet him, but doesn't take disciple that easily, and can enjoy his trip
home. Krillin then pulls out some dirty magazines, asking if his great master
would like to see. Kamesennin pulls it out of his hands and starts "reading."
Krillin then asks if the other boy is a disciple, to which Goku nods to and
introduces himself. Krillin thinks that he can't really stomach for it, to which
Goku says he has plenty of stomach. Krillin asks if that was supposed to be a
witty retort, in which Goku says that Krillin looks like a pachinko ball.
Krillin starts to go on about how great martial artists do that so they can find
more ki, which is why Kamesennin does it. Kamesennin tells him that he's just
naturally bald. Kamesennin walks back over, saying that Krillin can join as a
disciple, if he brings him a hot girl. He then asks if he knows his tastes, to
which Krillin whispers in his ear about, making Kamesennin start to tell him to
go now, since he knows his secrets. Krillin is happy to help, while Kamesennin
tells him to go with Goku on the Kintoun. Krillin asks why he rides a cloud,
making Goku say that it's fun. Krillin tries to jump on, but goes right through.
Kamesennin tells him that only the pure of heart can ride, so that means he came
for impure reasons. Krillin tells him that what he wants is not impure, but just
wants more girls.
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