CNAmine
2001
by Daniel Kurland
DANIEL KURLAND’S MAGICAL CNANIME REPORT!!
Well here is my report on the CNAnime convention
that was in Toronto last week. I attended this con for 3 days because I am
somewhat close to the area and now I will fill all of you otaku out there about
what happened. So without further ado, here is "CANADA’S FIRST
WORTHWHILE EVENT SINCE THE JUMP AND BOUNCE INCIDENT OF ’79!!"
First let me fill all of you people in on Canada
itself because a rather small portion of anime fans come from there
unfortunately. Canada is a bleak wasteland that is filled with emu and other
miscellaneous birds. Our dollar is a mere 28 cents to your dollar. We do not
get Cartoon Network. We have no president. Our forests are filled with trolls
and eskimo and the politically correct title of DBZ in Canada would be
"Dragon Ball Zed". Now try to put all of that behind (as I have for
so very long) and we can get on to the con report.
On to Day 1 of the con!
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