Script: Dragonball Z Episode 120: Daily Beauty

In this section are a bunch of scripts from DBZ episodes. These were written by Seexy, and it took a very long time to do, so don't steal them! Anyway, they should provide some good entertainment, and are all exactly the same as the dub, unless stated otherwise.

[Vegeta approaches androids in Super Saiyan form]

Vegeta: Ok, which one of you do I send to the scrapheap first?

#18: He talks too much. Alright, I'll show him.

Vegeta: So, it's ladies first is it? Well, that's fine by me, but don't expect me to go easy on you, because I fight to win!

#17: (This should be interesting)

[#16 looks at birds, flowers, etc. #18 and Vegeta begin fighting. Vegeta manages to gain an advantage, and throws #18 into a wall]

#18: For your sake I hope you can do better than that! (I may have to increase my strength to full power)

#17: Look at that. Dr Gero's information was wrong, Vegeta is much stronger than we thought, but could he win? I doubt it.

Vegeta: Ooh, for someone made of metal, you move pretty fast. If you give up now, I promise I'll turn you into something practical...like a toaster, or a washing machine!

#18: (He is really starting to annoy me. I'm going to have to give his attitude a beating). 

[#18 flies off, Vegeta follows]

#17: Look at Vegeta, he's following #18, following her right into a trap!

[Scene shifts to Yajirobe and Bulma, riding on Gohan's back as he flies them away to safety. Bulma is holding baby Trunks, and sitting on Yajirobe's back. Yajirobe is clinging to Gohan's back]

 Yajirobe: Gohan, how much longer will it be until we get home? I'm tired!

Gohan: Hang on Yajirobe, we'll be there real soon.

Bulma: Hey, stop your complaining! We're tired too!

Yajirobe: but I can't stand it! I'm...so...hungry, and I'm cold!

[Yajirobe's stomach rumbles loudly]

Bulma: Gross! That's kinda rude! Trunks, aww, you're being such a good boy!

[Trunks pees on Yajirobe's head. Trunks and Bulma laugh, and Yajirobe shakes around, putting up a big fuss]

Yajirobe: Man, you sprung a leak! Yuk! 

Gohan: Stop moving around Yajirobe!

[Scene shifts to a farm]

Farmer: Aw nuts, nothing ever happens around here, I'm so bored!

[Vegeta and #18 fly by]

Vegeta: That's it!

[Vegeta throws some energy blasts at #18, missing them all, but frying the farmer]

Farmer: Mom was right, I should have stayed in dental school!

[Scene shifts to Krillen, Piccolo, and Future Trunks flying towards Vegeta]

Krillen: (I hope we can catch up to Vegeta before he runs into those androids, otherwise he's history!)

Trunks: (Father, why wouldn't you listen to me?)

[Scene shifts to truck driving along. Man in passenger seat - Man #2 - is looking out of the window]

Man #1: What on Earth are you looking at?

Man #2: You aint gonna believe this, but there's two people standing on the roof at this very moment!

Man #1: Yeah, right. I think you been on the road too long little buddy.

[Focus shifts over to Vegeta and #18 standing on the truck]

Vegeta: What's wrong, batteries getting low?

[Man #3 comes behind truck in his car]

Man #3: Move! Slow driver!

[#18 is hit into Man #3's car. Vegeta attacks, but #18 flies away from him] 

Vegeta: That's the last time you get away from me!

[#18 leads Vegeta back to the original spot where they met]

#17: Look, they've come back.

#18: Did you enjoy the ride?

Vegeta: Your warranty ran out with me a long time ago, so you're going to be recycled! Now be good, and be still. I'm going to wipe that smirk off that pretty little face of yours. You've laughed at me for the last time android!

[#18 just smirks at Vegeta, they both ignore the truck driver all the way through. Vegeta holds out his hand for a Big Bang attack]

Man #4: What are you doing in the middle of the road? Move it! I've got a truck full of paperclips to deliver you know!

Vegeta: Any last words before I blast you?

Man #4: Excuse me, truck, paperclips. Come on!

#18: Take your best shot.

[Vegeta shoots Big Bang attack, but misses, and blows up truck]

#17: Now that's what I like to see - Destruction.

#18: That was just so poor! Your aim was off by 10 degrees! What's a matter? Did you have something in your eye?

Vegeta: You can be very quick when you want to be android, but your speed won't save you from me for very long!

#18: Don't worry Vegeta, I don't plan on running from you any longer.

[Scene shifts to Roshi's island. Marron is windsurfing, and Roshi is reading a dirty magazine. Turtle lies on the beach next to Roshi]

Roshi: What a fascinating article, hehehe.

Marron: Hey turtle, look at me!

Roshi: Hello! Looking good!

Marron: Hey turtle, leave that old man on the beach and come on in!

Turtle: Heh, bye!

[Turtle joins Marron, much to Roshi's dismay. Scene shifts back to Vegeta and #18]

#18: Face it, I'm a lot stronger than you'll ever be.

Vegeta: I doubt it! You're so weak I won't have to even break a sweat!

#18: For your information, I've been taking it easy on you. I know how fragile you fleshy blood types can be.

Vegeta: Oh really? Well don't do me any favors, because I guarantee I won't be showing you any mercy!

#18: Ok!

[#18 beats Vegeta up a little, kneeing him in the stomach, and winding him badly]

#18: Tell me Vegeta, I'm curious, what is it like to feel this kind of pain?

[#18 bashes Vegeta through a rocky cliff]

#18: I know I'm being hard on you, but it's the only way you'll learn.

[Future Trunks, Piccolo, and Krillen land]

Trunks: Are you ok in there Vegeta?

Vegeta: Of course I am, why wouldn't I be?

[Vegeta walks out, clearly hurt, but trying not to show it]

Trunks: You're alright!

Vegeta: Of course, that was just a lucky punch. What are you doing here? I told you I don't want your help, and I don't need it either!

#17: Look at that - Vegeta's friends have come to his aid. Android 18 can take care of them all by herself, but maybe I should help her...unless you might want to. What do you say 16, you up for a fight?

#16: No, I will not fight them.

#17: You won't? Is something wrong with you man? So you're just going to stand there like a statue, is that it?

#16: I told you, I will only fight with Goku

#17: Alright, have it your way pal, but I suggest you loosen up before you rust.

Tien: Oh oh, there's another android approaching at 12 o' clock!

Trunks: It's time to get out of here. We should leave now and come back when Goku's better, then we'll fight them.

Vegeta: What is wrong with you? Run away? I'm staying!

#18: You should listen to your friend, he's the one who will have to clean you up off the highway.

Vegeta: Are you kidding me? You want me to leave now, just as we're getting to know each other? You should be so lucky! I fight alone! I don't need the help of anyone, and that includes these Earthlings, the Namek, and most of all, Kakarot! I am the most powerful Saiyan who has ever lived! I fear no one, especially not this android!

#17: A beautiful speech. I can see it now, you truly are a prince with the royal blood of a Saiyan

Vegeta: Stay out of this one android, I'll deal with you soon enough...once I'm finished with her!

#17: Well, I'd hate to deny you the opportunity to test your strength against 18...so I'll make a deal with you. I'm willing to stand by and let you fight, but as long as you fight alone. If any of your friends help you out, I'll have to step in.

Vegeta: You don't have to worry about this group, they're a bunch of cowards, they wouldn't risk their lives to save me!

#17: So you agree?

Vegeta: Yes, I agree.

#18: Then let's continue.

Vegeta: Bring it on!

#18: As you wish.

[The two fight a little, Vegeta seems to have the advantage]

Vegeta: What's the matter? You look a bit ruffled.

#18: Yes, well, looks aren't everything, you fight very well for such a little man. It's impressive, even if you are a Saiyan

Vegeta: I know, there are very few who are willing to train as intensively as I did to achieve this kind of power

#18: How sad, to work this hard for so little

Vegeta: Sad for you!

[The two, fight, it looks like Vegeta's winning]

Krillen: what's happening? I can't see a thing!

Piccolo: Vegeta's on the attack.

Trunks: That's it! Go get her! (It's amazing, I never knew my father was so strong, I can't believe he's fighting that android one on one!)

Piccolo: (There's no way Vegeta can carry on fighting at this intensity) He can't win, he's done for! Look, she's making him burn up all his energy, and then she's going to attack him! Every move takes its toll. Vegeta is getting weaker while the android still stays strong

Trunks: No! Stop!

[18 and Vegeta continue to fight, with 18 pummeling the life out of Vegeta]

Krillen: (I wish Goku were here, he'd know what to do!)

[Scene temporarily shifts to Goku, who is clearly still too ill to move. It then goes back to 18 and Vegeta, with the Saiyan screaming out in pain after being punched to the ground]

#18: It's time to put an end to this game, Don't you think?

Vegeta: (She's been toying with me the whole time!)

[Vegeta goes for one final attack, but misses. 18 manages to get an incredible kick in, and breaks the Saiyans arm, making him scream out in pain, and fall to his knees in agony]

Trunks: Nooo! Father, I'm coming! Father!

[Trunks goes Super Saiyan, and charges in, ready to grab his sword]

Narrator: This looks like the beginning of the end for Vegeta, even with his Super Saiyan strength he's no match for the unlimited strength of number 18. Now Trunks has jumped into the fray, but what chance does he have? Will he make the ultimate sacrifice for Vegeta? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!