Dragonball Episode 89: Terror!  Hatred of the Full Moon

(original, Japanese episode)

In the crowd, many audience members are betting on who will win the next match, Jackie Chun VS Man Wolf.  One of the competitors, Panputto arrives at the tournament, and 3 girls in the audience swoon over him.  Tenshinhan and Chaozu arrive, and the 3 girls discuss that he has also made the Final Rounds.  Goku arrives, badly needing to use the bathroom, so a priest points out its direction.  Some audience members wonder if Goku really is strong.  Those 3 girls enter the Contestant Waiting Room, and rush over to Panputto for his autograph.  Man Wolf growls at Jackie Chun (again).  Jackie wonders what is with this guy, as he can feel great hatred coming from him.  The announcer steps in, telling Jackie Chun and Man Wolf to get ready for their match.  The 3 girls go to Jackie for his autograph.  Jackie obviously enjoys this, and offers to give a free kiss.  They all call him a dirty old man.  Man Wolf starts growling even more, scaring the girls a bit.  They discuss his ability to turn into a man at the full moon, and comment on how 'tacky' that is.  Next, the 3 girls go to Tenshinhan and Chaozu for their autograph.  Man Wolf, "This is all your fault! I'm gonna kill you!"  He prepares to attack, but the announcer stops him.  The 3 girls walk away in fear.  Tenshinhan wonders why Man Wolf hates Jackie Chun so much.  As Man Wolf walks away, a piece of paper drops from his back pocket.  Chaozu uses his psychic ablities to float it over, and gives it to Tenshinhan.

Meanwhile, at the Papaya Hospital, Bulma helps the injured Yamcha walk through a hall.  Yamcha says the 2nd match should be starting pretty soon.  Bulma asks if his leg still hurts, and Yamcha assures her that it is no big deal.  Some people make fun of them (for being a couple? How lame).  Bulma angrily stamps her foot, accidentally stepping on Yamcha's injured leg, causing him to scream out in pain (and his eyes bulge out too, funny stuff).

Back at the tournament, the match between Jackie Chun and Man Wolf begins.  The announcer tells the crowd that Jackie Chun was the winner of the last tournament, and Man Wolf has the ability to turn into a man at the full moon.  Man Wolf vows to tear Jackie to shreds.  Jackie asks why Man Wolf hates him so much.  Man Wolf tells him to search his memory back to 3 years ago.  Tenshinhan realizes why Man Wolf is so mad.  Kuririn is confused, and Goku wonders if it was the time he fought Jackie Chun 3 years ago.  Kuririn suddenly points out that Tenshinhan and Chaozu are floating.  Goku, "What an amazing ability."  Kuririn, "Wait, that means we can't toss those 2 out of bounds!"  Man Wolf tells Jackie that this punch will help him remember.  He throws a punch, which Jackie easily dodges.  He swipes his claw, but Jackie just leaps over Man Wolf and kicks him in the back of the head.  Jackie, "Uh, I still don't know what you're talking about."  Man Wolf, "This isn't a joke!"  Jackie asks if it was the time he farted and nobody knew.  Man Wolf throws a punch, yelling that he can fart too.  Jackie easily leaps over Man Wolf's punch, and asks if it was the time he peeked at a girl's panties.  Man Wolf decides to help him remember.  There is a flashback of the fight Goku and Jackie Chun had at the tournament, 3 years ago. Man Wolf was there, and was shocked when he saw Goku transform into an Oozaru (Giant Ape).  Jackie then used a KameHameHa to destroy the moon.  The flashback ends.  Chaozu finishes reading an article from the paper they picked up, which talks about how the moon is gone because of Jackie Chun.  Man Wolf, "Because of you, I can never turn back into a human! Girls will never look at me again! Do you know how that feels?!?"  Jackie replies no, causing Man Wolf to fall over, comedic anime style.  He gets up, and vows to kill Jackie for destroying the moon.  "Girls won't like hairy guys with a big, black nose!"  Jackie tells him to get a wolf girlfriend, but Man Wolf replies that he hates hairy girls.  Jackie calls him picky, and walks away, feeling bored.  Man Wolf lunges at Jackie in a rage, and throws a punch, but Jackie disappears.  He looks around, and is shocked to find Jackie laying comfortably behind him.  Jackie gets up, and easily dodges a barrage of punches from Man Wolf.  He kicks Man Wolf right in the face, and he drops to the ground in pain.  The crowd is in shock, and Man Wolf gets back up.  Goku says Jackie is very strong, and hopes to fight him again.  Tenshinhan, "Looks like I'll be facing that geezer in the semi-finals. I've never fought anyone that skilled before."  Chaozu asks if he can really tell from just watching.  Tenshinhan, "Yeah. I can just tell by the way he moves, the way he breathes."  Jackie dodges a couple more swipes from Man Wolf, leaps over him, and kicks him in the back of the head, sending him back to the ground in pain.  Man Wolf gets up, and Jackie tells him to give up before he gets hurt.  Man Wolf, "Grr...I'm a 30th degree martial artist!!"  Jackie doesn't care, and starts gazing at pretty women in the audience.  Man Wolf lunges at Jackie, but Jackie just leaps up and kicks him to the ground again.  He continues to gaze at pretty women.  Man Wolf gets up and unleashes another barrage of punches, but Jackie still dodges.  Jackie kicks Man Wolf, sending him slamming into a wall.  The announcer begins the 10 count, and Umigame (the turtle) says that Jackie Chun reminds him of KameSennin.  Man Wolf gets up, and weakly approaches Jackie, refusing to lose.  There is a flashback of Man Wolf's training.  First, he beat up on a wooden doll of Jackie Chun.  After that, he spent months training against a large tree, until it finally collapsed in the winter.  The flashback ends, and Man Wolf tells Jackie that he trained so hard just to beat him.  Jackie asks if he really still wants to fight.  Man Wolf suddenly takes out a knife, to everyone's shock.  The announcer tells Man Wolf to put the knife away or he will be disqualified, but Man Wolf just tells him to shut up.  Jackie, "It's okay. I'm still going to win."  Man Wolf swipes the knife toward Jackie's heart, but Jackie easily catches it.  He lifts the knife into the air along with Man Wolf on the other end. He tosses Man Wolf into a wall, keeping the knife in his grasp.  He flicks the knife, and it sticks into the wall, barely missing Man Wolf's head.  Jackie, "I guess I'll just have to turn you back into a man."  Man Wolf, "What?!? Don't lie!"  Jackie, "I'm not lying. But we must finish the match first. Give up."  Man Wolf refuses.  Jackie, "Hey, I'm just trying to be nice since I destroyed the moon."  He tells Man Wolf for his paw. Man Wolf starts acting like a dog, and shakes Jackie's hand.  He regains his senses, and tells Jackie to stop.  Jackie apologizes, but then tells Man Wolf to heel, which he does (acting like a dog again).  Man Wolf once again regains his senses, "Stop making fun of me!"  The crowd starts laughing.  Jackie takes out a bone, and tosses it out of the ring.  Man Wolf leaps out of the ring and fetches the bone (once again, like a dog).  Suddenly, he realizes what has just happened.  Jackie Chun is announced the winner.  Man Wolf is enraged, and lunges back at Jackie.  Jackie simply sticks out 2 fingers, which jab Man Wolf in the forehead, paralyzing him.  Jackie, "I'm just trying to turn you back into a man, but you won't listen."  Kuririn wonders how Jackie intends to do this without a moon.  Jackie tells Kuririn to come over, so Kuririn steps into the ring with him. Jackie tells Kuririn to turn around, which he does.  Next, he tells Man Wolf to look at Kuririn's head.  Kuririn, "You really plan to use my head as the moon?  If my head was like a full moon, Goku would have transformed a long time ago!"  Jackie says that he is going to use hypnosis, and he quickly hypnotizes Man Wolf.  Man Wolf stares deeply into Kuririn's head, and he suddenly pictures it as a full moon.  This causes him to turn back into a short, ugly man with big lips and messy black hair.  Everyone is shocked.  Man Wolf cheers happily, and thanks Jackie, apologizing for being so angry earlier.  He rushes off, glad that he can hit on girls again.  Jackie, "That didn't really change much."  Kuririn, "He looked better as a wolf."  The announcer says that they shall start Match #3, Chaozu VS "Full Moon Head" Kuririn, before the excitement dies down.  Kuririn is annoyed by the comment. Tenshinhan, "Chaozu, it's your turn."  Chaozu floats into the ring, prepared to fight Kuririn. Who will win the fight between bald midgets?  Well, Chaozu has one hair.  Rather, Who will win? KameSennin's midget, or TsuruSennin's midget?