GohanMasenkoHa Meets...Piccolo
GMH: Welcome to the first ever edition of
GohanMasenkoHA meets!! Today we will be talking to that gay green fag
Piccolo.
CAMERA MAN: You know Piccolo has very good hearing, don't you?
GMH: Why should I care? I can kick his gay butt anytime.
PICCOLO: Oh you will, will you? [fires a Special Beam Cannon attack and
it penetrates GohanMasenkoHA's skin]
GMH: No Matter. I have the power to regenerate skin. [regrows]
PICCOLO: Only Buu and I can do that.
GMH: Oh yeah I forgot. Well, when I die, a year later I will come back with
the Dragon balls. [disintegrates and dies]
ONE YEAR LATER
GMH: Welcome back to GohanMasenkoHA meets! We are at Piccolo's house yet
again! [knocks]
PICCOLO:: I moved! How did you find me you stalker!
GMH: I can sense ki.
PICCOLO: No you can't
GMH: Can too
PICCOLO: How
GMH: King Kai trained me
PICCOLO: Oh, ok. Well I would invite you inside, but my girlfriend is naked
on the couch.
GMH: OH! That explains why you are but naked and have a boner!
PICCOLO: Of course. Now I will allow you three questions.
GMH: OK. What is your girlfriend's name!
PICCOLO: Yo momma
GMH: Nu huh
PICCOLO: Uh huh
GMH: Lets see her [Goes into the house, where GohanMasenkoHA's mom is
laying on the couch butt naked]
PICCOLO: Told you so.
GMH: OK. Next Question- Why did Kami say that Nameks only drink water when
Kami was seen eating a fish?
PICCOLO: Either Akiria's a Crack Head, or Kami was on acid. Maybe both are
drug addicts. I think Majin Buu is the dealer. You know how he turned people
into candy? Well last night I saw a blinding pink light and a high pitched
scream of "marijuana!"
GMH: OK- the LAST question. Why did you stop trying to kill Goku after you
killed Raditz? He has been taking your glory ever since. He even called you
a wimp for not being able to kill Frieza in his fourth form.
PICCOLO: WHAT? I'M GONNA GO KILL THAT LITTLE WHORE!!!!! [Flies off,
leaving GMH there. He returns ten Minutes later]
PICCOLO: Now we will kill you!
GOKU AND PICCOLO: FUSION-HA
P.U.: HAHAHAHHAHA NOW YOU WILL DIE!
GMH: Kaio-ken times 1,000! KAMEHAMEHA!!!
( P.U. dies.)
GMH: Well, showed them! That concludes episode one of GohanMasenkoHA meets.
Be sure to join in next time when I buy drugs from Majin Buu!
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