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 • Posted By: Sen on 09/14/2003 -- 5:59 PM EDT
   Finally, The ROCK has come back...to new Jerrrrrsy
Just as sure, As for the very first time, Kevin Kelly, The rock stood right in this arena, and called you an ugly Hermafadite, is as sure, as this Sunday night, at Armageddon, The Rock will be in Hell in a Cell This is gonna be the most Bural match The Rock has ever been in...The Dangeristist match, The Rock has ever Been in, The Hell in a Cell, and it doesn't matter Kevin Kelly what you call it, Weather it's called a Hell in a Cell, or Rage in a Cage, Paanus in Uranus The only thing that matters, is that the Rock is goin in this Sunday night to do exactly what he does best, Layeth the Smaketh Down, and GET BACK the rock's WWF title.

And the fact of the matter is this, is that the rock knows this sunday night, he has his work cut out for him, the Rock knows that there's five other guys..he's got to compete with, and even if The Rock's gotta beat

Kurt Angle...which means...i'm gonna drink a big glass of milk....eat some chocolate chip cookies...and then maybe i'll take 3 viagra..Or maybe the Rock has gotta face Rikishi..beat Rikishi..I did it...For Da Rock...I did it...For Da People...I did it...I did..ah shut your mouth you thong wearin fatty...Or maybe even the rock has got to beat the Undertaker...the american badass..beat him so bad that one more time he'll raise up...Rest....In....Peace....Or maybe the rock has to beat Triple H himself...which meansa...he's gotta beat the game-a....in the middle of the ringa...and he has a 2 dollar slut for a wife-a...Or maybe the rock...has gotta beat....Stone Cold Steve Austin, which means I gotta get in my Pickup Truck, Drink some steve-weisers, listen to some backstreet boys...and thats the bottom line, cuzz the great one said so.

One more thing, this sunday night, at armageddon, the Rock is gonna do all he can, to win the WWF title IF-ya SMEEEEEEEEEEL, what the Rock, Is , Cookin.

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