Capsule Command Talkshow
Jack Nicholson -- Yami YuGi -- Zelda
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Host: Hello and welcome to tonights addition of Capsule Command Talkshow. We're here to entertain you by having interviews with almost any anime, movie,
and gaming character you can imagine...lets begin
Jack Nicholson Enter
Yami YuGi Enter
Zelda Enter
Jack Nicholson: Hurry up and get on with this, i just woke up 100 feet away from 300 cubans trained to kill me
Yami YuGi: You know, you're not the only one in this universe
Jack Nicholson: Hey buddy, do you work in the United States Navy? Are you an officer for freedom?
Yami YuGi: No...but what do you want me to do..i'm a cartoon character....
Jack Nicholson: Then i don't think you know exactly what i'm going through here, you don't know how tight my schedule is
Yami YuGi: Hey, where's my friends, the ones that always help me when i'm in the most impossible situation, the ones that i can't possibly win,
and then they say a bunch of shit, and somehow i magucally draw the cheapest ass card, that always seems to get me out of the percise situation what i'm in, and
cheeply win the duel?
Jack Nicholson: What???
Yami YuGi: You did something to them didn't you, you ordered the code red, and told them to stay in their bunkers, then you murdered them because
they knew too much didn't you?
Jack Nicholson: You want answers>...well i'll give you answers, is that what you want, you want answers??
Yami Yugi: I want the TRUTH!>><< --Jack Nicholson-- YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!! >><<
Jack Nicholson: Have you actually stood there, and guarded something, have you ever fought for the freedom of others, do you have any idea what i do to bust my ass so that the very people in this country have a place to sleep, and
are protected from danger, I don't appreciate people that sleep under the very blanket of the freedom that i provide, and then question the manner in which i provide
it, i'd much rather you said thank you, and moved along, and if not, i suggest you grab a rifle, and stand a post, either way, i don't give a dam about you or the
your dam card game
Yami YuGi: DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!!!?!?!??!! O_O_O_O_O_O!!!?!??!
Jack Nicholson: YOU"RE DAM RIGHT I DID!!!!
Yami YuGi: I have no idea why i just said that it was just an impulse..anyways, i challenge you to a duel
Zelda: You have to go to the different temples and recover the medallions from all the sages, only then can you defeat the cubans
Jack Nicholson: Defeat the cubans eh...that doesn't sound like a bad idea
Zelda: There are 4 main temples that you must free from Cuban control...The Cigar Temple, The Pot Temple, the Sand Temple, and the Temple of the Illegals
Yami YuGi: You will never get my mellenium puzzle
Zelda: I'll bring in link, my secret boyfriend, he can solve puzzles....heh heh heh...he solved MY puzzle
Jack Nicholson: Hmmm...so if we bring those troops around there, and then take that there, reinforcing that outpost there we should have enough left
over to take the last temple, and the cubans will be ours
Yami Yugi: I Summon my Dark Magician, GO! DARK MAGIC ATTAK!
Yami Yugi throws a card at Jack Nicholson's face,
Jack Nicholson: Excuse me buddy, but i don't think we've been properly introduced....This is my friend...Mr Rifle...
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BAM BAM...Stroke....BAM BAM BAM....Stroke Stroke....BAM BAM
Zelda: Oh my....that was outstanding, now let us finish off by you giving me that little thing that looks like an ocarina of time, and i'll play some
random notes on it, and then i'll travel back 7 years for no reason at all.
