The DBZ Villains' Sleepover Party
AKA: The result of Meri and Alyssa thinking that deep down inside, villians have feelings too!
<Buu, Cell, and Super #17 are standing around, secretly talking about something.....secret!>
Cell: "Ok, so what time do you guys want to meet at my house?"
Super #17: "Not too late. My bed time is at 8:00."
Buu: "You dope, it's a sleepover! There is no bedtime!"
Super #17: "Oh. Right."
Vegeta: "Hey guys, what are you talking about?"
Buu <to Cell and #17>: "Uh oh, it's Vegeta......"
Buu: "Nothing, we're not talking about anything!"
Cell: "Yeah, we're certainly not talking about anything secretive!"
Vegeta: "A secret?! Come on dudes, you can tell me!"
Cell: "Sorry, we can't tell you. You see....you're just not bad enough for us."
Vegeta: "Hey! You know I'm bad, I'm bad! You know it!"
#17: "Yeah? Then prove it! What was the last really bad thing you did?"
Vegeta: "Well....I uh.....the other day, I kicked a kitty cat!"
Buu: "Damn. That's pretty mean, yo."
Cell: "Sure is. Ok, we can tell you the secret! We're having a villians' sleepover tonight! Oh goodie!"
Vegeta: "Cool, and I get to go!?"
Buu: "Yep, as long as you SWEAR not to tell anyone else!"
Vegeta: "Don't worry, I won't tell a soul!"
#17: "Wow...I got a tight butt."
<Later that day>
Vegeta: "HEY KAKAROTTO!! Guess what!? I'm going to a sleepover!"
Goku: "Coooooool! I want to go, too!"
Vegeta: "You can't, idiot. It's only for us super villians, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone about it! It's a secret."
Goku: "Hey, you can trust me. My lips are sealed."
<2 seconds after Vegeta leaves>
Goku: "Everyone, listen up!!! There's gonna be a sleepover for the super bad guys!"
Everyone: "What!?"
I guess Goku and Vegeta can't keep secrets. Go here to see what happens next
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