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(From HellFighter2)
-Everyone on earth: All we are
saaaaayying!! Is give peace..a chance!!
-Goku: Sorry Krillin, your too short to
play baseball with the BIG boys.
<Everyone walks away towards the
baseball field laughing>
-Krillin: DANG!! How come I can't
play just because I'm short!?
-Dende:If you build it..they will
come....
-Yamcha: Hey, Jeice, your hair is awsome!
-Jeice: WOW!! I was just gonna tell
you the same thing!!
-Zarbon: Hey, did you guys have your
hair done? It looks so cool!
-Jeice: NO WAY!! SO DOES YOURS!!
-Tao Pie Pie: I don't think I ever
told you guys this, but your hair rule.
-Zarbon: DUDE!! YOURS RULES TOO!!
-#17: Guys, can I just say that your
hair is da' bomb!?
-Tao Pie Pie: ONLY IF WE CAN SAY THAT
YOURS IS TOO!!
-Raditz: What up ya'll? Brotha' your
hair be stylin'!!
-Yamcha: Right back at ya' bro!!
-Mirai Trunks: I just noticed that
your guys hair is just ALL THAT!!
-Raditz: WE ALL BE SOUL BROTHA'S!!
-Mirai Trunks: Come on homies. Lets
go to the mall and pick up a couple women. No one can resist our hair!!
-Vegeta: GROUP HUG!!
-Nappa: HEY, whatch the hair.
-Goku: Give up now Freezer or I'll put my
mojo on you.
(From Olivia Wong)
-Gohan: (standing proudly) Hookdt on
Fonix Wurkt fer Me!
-Fat Buu: (poses in the Mirror) Does this
suit make my butt look big? I think my butt looks big....
(From jameray)
-Piccolo: "I really like when
the Sailor scouts transform, exspecially Sailor Moon!"
-Gohan: *Singing,"Nookie" by
Limp Bizkit*
-Bulma: I have something to tell you
Vegeta *hands him some divorce papers* and I get the kids...
-Vegeta: *starts crying* "All
those hours of..of being pleasant and I get this!!"
-Freiza: "Should I go with the pink
hubbercraft or the purple, Zarbon?"
-Zarbon: "Why do you need my
opinion?"
-Freiza: "Trying to impress
Vegeta."
-Zarbon: "Whata 'bout your
tie-dye one with flowers all over it that the
-Ginyu gave you for Christmas?"
-Freiza: I would pick that but,
Captian Ginyu and me had a little accident with it...."
(From Heather)
-Piccolo: Don't worry, Chi Chi. I'm
sure Goku won't find out about us.
-Piccolo: Time to call the ORKIN man.
-Frieza: (to Ginyu) My place...eight o'
clock...I'll provide the whipped cream.
-Ginyu: (to Ginyu Force) Come on, girls!
We're gonna make Goku our prison bitch!
-Vegeta: (to the rest of the Z senshi)
Hey guys! Let's have a slumber party at my place tonight! No girls allowed.
-Krillen: Why don't you sit this one out,
Goku? I feel like kicking some major butt today.
-Piccolo: Alright, guys. Piccolo's gonna
break out the can of whoop-ass.
-Piccolo: I am blue, you are yellow, and
together we make green.
-Piccolo: It's called camouflage, you
idiot!
-Goku: Chi Chi, have you seen my copy of
War and Peace?
-Krillen: Sorry, baby, but all this month
I'm booked solid.
-Vegeta: Honey, have you seen my curlers?
-Krillen: Hey, what does Cap'n Picard
have that I don't have?
-Krillen: I am Sailor Cue-Ball and in the
name of short bald men I will POLISH you!
-Goku: Krillen, you couldn't get laid if
you crawled up a duck's ass and waited.
-Vegeta: All I'm saying is let's give
peace a chance.
-Goku: _I_ wear the pants in this family!
-Vegeta: Later, Bulma. I'm off to go
bowling with Goku and the boys.
-Vegeta: (after eating Bulma's cooking)
Mmmmmm. Better than sex!
-Goku: (moments before his tragic death)
Piccolo, you couldn't find your ass with both hands!
-Piccolo: I'm here for the beer!
-Goku: Hey Chi Chi, why don't you let me
cook supper and wash the dishes tonight? (Chi Chi collapses of a heart attack)
-Goku/Vegeta: You know, honey, I've
decided to go out and find myself a real job.
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) You're ugly and your
mamma dresses you funny.
-Vegeta: (on the couch wth his head on
Bulma's lap, watching Gone With the Wind) *sniff* This is my *sob* favorite
movie....cuddle with me, Bulma!
-Vegeta: Sure Bulma, I'll help you change
Trunks' diaper.
-Bulma: Krillen, I can't stand it
anymore! Come over here and make me feel like a natural woman!
-Frieza: Krillen, I can't stand it
anymore! Come make me your love slave!
-Vegeta: I'm going to convert to Hare
Krishna!
-Piccolo: Earth girls are easy. Heh heh
heh.
-Goku: (to Vegeta) You, mister, can go
sit in the time out corner!
-Krillen: You just want me for my body.
-Piccolo: I love my teddy bear.
-Goku: Gohan, I agree with your mother. I
forbid you to become a fighter!
-Piccolo: Damn! I broke a nail.
-Vegeta: (to Bulma) Honey, your roots are
showing. Why don't you go back to purple?
-Vegeta/Goku: Boy, this married life is
really peaceful. I don't care if I never fight again!
-Vegeta: Not tonight, honey, I have a
headache.
-Gohan: Shut the f*#k up, Ma!
A BIT OF SONG
-Piccolo: (skipping through a field,
holding a daisy) Tiptoe...through the tulips...
-Bulma: I can bring home the bacon...fry
it up in a pan...and never never let him forget he's a man...
-Piccolo, Goku and Vegeta: MACHO MACHO
MAN! I wanna be...a macho man!
-Frieza: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and
witty, and GAAAAAAAAY!
-Piccolo: It's not easy being green.....
-Piccolo: Y M C A! It's fun to stay at
the Y M C A-A!
-Krillen: In the navy! You can set your
mind at ease... In the navy!
-Frieza: Come on girls... do you believe
in love?
-Cast of DBZ (good and bad): We are the
world..... we are the children.....
(From Erin Burke)
-Goku: Hey, Kaio-sama, forget
teaching me the art of kaio-ken, I wanna learn how to do the 'super speed' thing you did
to that brick!
-Vegeta: I got a boo-boo, I need someone
to kiss it & make it better.
-Trunks: No girls like me.
-Freeza & henchmen: Just what kind of
aliens are we??!!
-American DBZ fan who knows nothing about
Japanese DBZ: Frieza is a male.
-Vegeta: Oh, what's wrong, Goku? I know,
you're hungry, aren't you? You need (grabs a box from of the set with a dragon on it)
Chi-Chi's rice cakes. Mmm mmm. See how much Goku likes them (Goku is enjoying them)? And
look, mom, they're nutricious too! So whenever you get hungry, reach for Chi-Chi's (looks
at box)...hehheh...oops. Goku's been eating Icarus's Dragon Treats (Goku stops liking the
snack and runs off stage). Your dragon will love that vegetable and fruit taste. (sound of
Goku throwing up) ...With a slight hint of cheese. (a la UHF)
(From CrzyKrilin)
-Ginyu: Guldo? Why are your cheeks so
puffy!?
-Guldo: ::mumbled sounds::
-Ginyu: NOO!!!! NOT MY HAMSTERS!!!
-Jees: That's it. I'm quittin' the Force
and becomin' a Rock Star. Las Vegas here I come!
-Dadoria: I need to call that Jenny Craig
gal..
-Zarbon: Here, Master Freiza. You can
borrow my earrings. They'll look just faaab with your new shoes.
-Freiza: ::whining:: But then they'll
claaaa-ash with my Daisy Dukes!
-Kuririn: "All I want for Christmas
is a nice big tub of turtlewax for my chrome-dome-head."
-Android 17: "What's with these
stupid earrings!? And this lame haircut!? I look like 18!! I look like a friggerin'
girl!"
-Zarbon and Freiza: "We feel
your pain."
-Freiza: "Awwh.. Forget Nameck and
the Dragonballs. Let's go to the petting zoo!"
-Koola: "This isn't fair!! FIVE
operations, twenty-six plastic surgeons and Freiza STILL looks more girlier than me!"
-Jees and Zarbon: "We're losing the
lame accents and getting our hair cut!"
-Yajirobei: "I am sooo sick of
Nutri-Grain Bars. They taste nasty! Screw my diet! I'm going to Burger King!"
-Brolli: "Whoo-hoo! Harvard here I
come!"
-Radditz: "You wouldn't believe the
things I can hide in my hair." ::suggestive wink towards Piccolo who gulps::
-Nappa: "I'm gonna sue those freaks
at Rogaine... "
-Nappa: "Oooo! Look at the pretty
butterflies!" ::chases after the butterflies in wild, childish delight::
-Frieza: Oh, joy of joys! Let's all
forget about Son Gokou and his little friends and go to Six Flags!
-Henchmen: Yaaaaaaaaay!
-Zarbon: But, Master Frieza..I don't
wanna go to Six Flags...
::large explosion, Zarbon is gone
from sight::
-Frieza: Anyone else NOT wanna got to
Six Flags!?
-Kuririn: "Oh, Gokou! I can't take
it anymore!" ::leaps forward, hugging Gokou tightly:: "I'm madly in love with
you!! Ever since we were little chibis I had a thing for that tail of yours! Than you got
it removed.. but there's that *other* tail I'd like a grab at!"
-Gokou: "Kuririn! I... I....
" ::lowers his voice:: "Not so loud! You'll wake up Chi-Chi!"
-Appule: ::standing next to Zarbon while
they watch Vegeta float in the rejuv. tank::
thinking>*Does this spandex make
me look fat? Does Zarbon think Vegeta's cuter than me? Do you think he likes my big head?
Maybe I should've worn different boots. Maybe Zarbon thinks Vegeta more buff than I am...
Maybe he doesn't even like me at all! Waaaah! Oh well, back to the 900 numbers.*
-Ginyu: "I'm going to quit the Force
and join a French ballet troupe."
-Ginyu: "Ahccck! I hate this pose!!
I'm going to tear a ligment!"
-Recoome: "Dammit, Bertah! It's past
Halloween! You can take out those stupid candy-wax-fangs!"
-Bertah: "But.. but... I dun
waaanna!"
-Dr. Gero: *sobbing* "Why... Why!?
Why do my children always turn against me!?"
-Vegeta: "No! They killed Radditz!
DAAAAMN YOOOUU, KAKAROTTO!!!"
-Nappa: "Stone Cold is my
hero!"
::re-enactment of the scene where Vegeta
is returning from the battle on Earth and landing on Freiza Planet #79::
::pod crash-lands::
-Henchman1: "Hey, what's he
doing? How come he's not coming out?"
-Henchman2: "If you ask me, he
doesn't look so good."
-Henchman1: ::walks over to Vegeta's
pod and knocks on it:: "Knock-knock! Anyone one?"
-Henchman2: ::thinking out loud::
"Maybe he's dead."
-Henchman1: ::opens Vegeta's pod,
peering at him:: "He's twitchin' a little."
-Henchman3: ::grabs a stick and pokes
Vegeta with it:: "Oo! He moved! He moved!"
-Henchman1: "Should we take him
to the rejuvenation room?"
-Henchman3: "Ah, he'll just walk
it off!"
::Vegeta and Bulma sit in marriage
counseling::
Counselor: "Now, Vegeta? You say
you have some.. stress because of your wife. Now!" ::picks up a big wiffle-bat and
hands it to Vegeta:: "Vent your stress out on Bulma but do remember, you can't really
hurt her. These bats are 100% wiffle."
::Vegeta grips the bat, standing up
and with a grunt, swings and cleanly knocks Bulma's head off::
-Vegeta: "Ah... I feel better!
Thanks, Doc."
-Nappa: "::singing:: I'm a Barbie
Girl, in a Barbie World. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"
-Radditz: "::singing:: You can
brush my hair, undress me everywheeere! Imagination, life is your creation!"
::Radditz and Nappa both turn to look
at Vegeta::
-Vegeta: "Oh, alright, alright!
::sighs and sings:: Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
-Dadoria: "I want my cheezy poofs!
Gimme my cheezy poofs!"
-Freiza: "I need to get my legs
waxed again."
-Zarbon: "::singing:: I'm a Barbie
Girl.. in a Barbie World.."
-Dadoria: "Shut up!!! I HATE
that song!!"
-Freiza: "Make me walk, make me
talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees."
-Dadoria: "Oh.. I mean. Barbies
rock! Yeah! Go Aqua!"
-Dr. Wheelo: "I have a slight
inferiority complex."
-Piccolo: "I need some lovin'!"
-Kuririn: "I'm not gay! I can
EXPLAIN why I was in Freiza's ship so long with him! Really!"
-Freiza: "Kuririn.. I.. I'm sorry
about.. ya know.. Impaling you.. and.. well...blowing you up.."
-Kuririn: "I.. It's okay,
Freiza!"
-Freiza: "Friends?"
-Kuririn: "Of course! I love
you, man!"
-Freiza: "I love you, too,
maaan!"
-Trunks: ::Valley Girl voice:: "I
just like, looooove the Backstreet Boys! Ooo! Kevin's like, so, like, fiiiine! And the
Spice Girls, like, Ruule!"
-Kuririn: "::sweating:: Dear God
help us all."
-King Cold: *sobbing* "Why me!?
Why'd I have to have two sons that are gayer than Ru Paul in a Beefy Buff Club!?"
-King Cold: "Why am I so tall....
and my sons are so... short.." ::casts a glance towards his wife and an angry glare
towards Dadoria who coughs loudly::
-Freiza: "I feel bad about blowing
up all those little green peeps.. Let's go say we're sorry and kiss and make-up! Then, we
can all have a big slumber party!"
-Zarbon: "Ooo! We can do each
other's hair!"
-Appule: "Yaaaaay!
Sleepovers!"
-Dadoria: "I'd go get some sort
of hair type stuff.. but I don't have any hair!!" *sobs*
-Zarbon: "Fatty!"
-Dadoria: "Prissy-boy!"
-Zarbon: "Pink gumball!"
-Dadoria: "Cross-dresser!"
-Zarbon: "Fat-camp REJECT!"
-Dadoria: "Wussy
girly-man!"
-Zarbon: "......that... that
really hurt, Dadoria.." *sniffs*
-Dadoria: "I...I'm sorry,
Zippy.."
-Zarbon: "Zippy!? How dare you!!
That's VEGETA'S pet name for me!!"
-Freiza: "::singing:: I'm a pepper,
you're a pepper, she a pepper, he a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?"
-Freiza: "I'm just a sweet
transvestite! Froooom, Transexual, Transylvania!"
-Kuririn: "You know these dots on my
head? They ain't tatoos. They're scars from when an iron was slammed into my
forehead."
-Android 17: "I feel....
pretty!"
-Android 18: "I'm going to burn my
credit cards!"
-Android 18: "Kuririn, I want a
divorce."
-Kuririn: "You're kidding
right?"
-Android 18: "No! I'm tired of
your whining!"
-Kuririn: "Whoo-hoo! Single!
Now.. where's that cuuute brother of yours?"
-Vegeta: "I.. I'm sowwy. I didn't
mean to!"
-Nappa: "I'm gonna kick Goldberg's
butt... and I'm gonna tear Stone Cold to bitty bits for stealing my look!"
-Radditz: "Gimme!! MY teddy
bear!"
-Jees: "Nooo!! Anything but that!!
Stop this madness right now, Recoome! Bertah!? Pleease!?"
-Recoome: "Just hold still,
Jees!"
-Guldo: "Don't be sucha
baby."
-Jees: ::starts crying::
"Pleeease! I'm begging! Noo!! Anything but this!! Anything!!"
-Bertah: "Ginyu? The
scissors!"
-Jees: "NOOOO!!!"
-Ginyu: "It's just a trim, Jees!
Geeez."
-Jees: "No! No! Not my
hair!"
-Ginyu: ::snorts and quickly trims
about an inch off of Jees' long mane of hair:: "There! Done!"
-Jees: ::breaks away, hugging his
hair:: "I hate you! I'm gonna go in the corner and cry!"
-Recoome: "Now I feel bad!"
-Vegeta: "I'm just a love machine!
And I won't work for nobody but you!"
-Guldo: "I hear one more joke about
my new glasses, ANY crack about 'ol' eight eyes', I'm gonna do Time Freeze and give the
unlucky one a wedgie!"
-Appule: "What do you mean I'm
purple and covered in polka-dots!?"
(From CoolestMew)
-Bulma: ::walks in the room::
-Vegeta: ::sitting on the couch
fiddling with the remote control::
-Bulma: ::fast forwards, rewinds,
pauses, unpauses::
-Vegeta: "What the...!"
-Bulma: ::rips off her face,
revealing metal and wires::
-Vegeta: "AHH! She's a
fembot!"
-Bulma: ::chases Vegeta around the
house trying to kill him::
-Vegeta: ::turns around, shoots the
crap out of Bulma::
-Bulma: ::lying in a smoking pile on
the floor::
-Vegeta: "No wonder she was so
smart..."
(from Austin Powers 2: The Spy
That Shagged Me)
(FromStock Princess)
:::Goku, Piccolo, Frieza, Trunks and
Vegeta dressed as Spice Girls performing Spice Up Your Life.:::
::Goku walks into the wondrous realm
called the Stock Princess' pad::
-Stock Princess: OH YEAH!! GOKU!!
*Throws down FT and starts running*
-Goku: She turned her bedroom into a
shrine of me and now....AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(From Fade0away)
-Gotenks: Look ma, I'm a hermit crab!
-Vegeta: Trojan man!
(From Aphoex)
-Piccolo:(singing an elementry school
ryhem): "Swing swing swing on a ryhthemles beat! Why don't you rock in the tree tops,
all day long...."
-Eternal Dragon: "Excuse me? You
want what???!!"
-Vegeta: "OW! Your so mean! I'm
telling!"
-Goku: "(singing and leading around
a one horned goat) "I've got a unicorn!" (The Unicorn)
-Vegeta: (after killing some one)
"It's the circle of life, dude!"
-Vegeta: (singing) "Cuz I'm bad! I'm
really really bad!..."
(Krilin combs his hair)
(Piccolo tries to form a spirit bomb and
blows up)
-Trunks: "My Pikachu is better than
yours!"
(Gokuh is smart.)
(Frieza stands in front of the men's and
wonan's bathroom for 20 minutes confused.)
-Frieza: "Which one should I
use? Hmmmmm....."
-Goku (to Frieza): "Whadda you
tryin' to do!?"
-Frieza: "Tehe!"
(Vegeta hits Goku)
-Goku: (eyes widen)
"Doooooooooooon't!!! Stoooooooooop! (Mad T.V.(Stuart))
-Bulma: "Vegeta, have you ever
concidered a buzz cut?'
-Cell: "Prepare to die!"
-Goku: "Doooooooooooon't! I can
do it!"
(Goku begins to beat himself up. (Mad
T.V.(Stuart))
-Piccolo:(singing an elementry school
ryhme) Apple on a stick! Make me sick! Make my heart go 246! Not because I'm dirty, not
because I'm
clean! Not because I kissed the boy
behind the magizene! Hey girls! Look over there! There goes Johny in his under wear! He
can wiggle, he can wobble, but most of all, he can kiss kiss kiss!"
-Frieza: (singing) "I'v got a lovely
bunch of coconuts...."
-Gohan:"Hey guys! I got the 7-star
dragon ba-CRASH! Oops.Uhhh, guys?"
-Goku and Vegeta are dancing side by side
singing: "War, war. What is it good for? Absolutly nothing!"
(Goku discovers a new way to summon the
Eternal Dragon): "Here lizard, lizard, lizard!" (Taco Bell and Godzilla)
-Maron: :"Mom, where do babies come
from?"
-#18 after a long pause she turns to
Krilin: "Didn't we build her?"
-Bulma: "I wonder why people are
always messing with their hair?"
(Frieza gets up in the morning and looks
in the mirror.)
-Frieza: "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Oh, that's me."
-Vegeta sings to Bulma: "Stupid
girl...."
(Needless to say, Bulma slaps Vegeta
on the face.)
-Anyone to Frieza:"No really, are
you gay?"
-Goku and Piccolo singing while
drunk:"If you like pinacoladas, gettin' caught in the rain. Your not in to Yoga, and
you have half a brain! If
you like makin' love at midnight in
dunes of a cave, I'm the love that you'v looked for, write to me and escape!" ~hum
instramental part~ "Well I didn't think much of my lady, which it seems kinda
mean"
-Chichi shows up behind them:
"You didn't, huh? Well I'll teach you not to dis ME!"
-Piccolo:"Haha! Goku got in
trouble!Gokuh got in trouble!Heeeeeee!"(cheesy grin)
(sound of Goku getting his butt
kicked by Chichi)
-Vegeta:"Don't worry, be
happy!" (big smile) :)H)
-Bulma: "Hey Vegeta! When your done
with Chichi, do me next!"
-Chichi:"Hold on, girl-friend!
He has to finish with ME first!"
-Vegeta:"But Gokuh asked to go
next Bulma. But since your my wife, I suppose I can get Goku after you."
-Goku:"That is so not
fair!"
-Chichi:"You guys! Vegita will
have plenty of time to do every one!"
-Vegeta:"Speak for your self
woman! My fingers are getting tired!"
-Bulma:"If they are getting
tired, then you shouldn't have offered to braid Chichi's hair in the first place! You knew
we would all want it
done!" (high pitched girlish
laugh)
-Vegeta:"Another one bites the
dust...."
(From Android 1718)
-Mr.PoPo: Why are you all looking at
me like that?
(Everyone looks at Mr.PoPo with
hungry looks on their faces)
-Mr.PoPo: Ahhhhhhh! Don't eat me!!
(Everyone eats Mr.PoPo....)
-No.18: Whatever you do No.17, don't turn
around.
-No.17: Why?
-No.18: Because....*Doesn't finish
and No.17 gets whackediIn the face with the camera*
-No.17: You Dead *Shoots The Camera Guy*
-No.18: *Looks at the dead camera
guy* Does this mean we get a lunch break
(From Celaran the Saiyan)
-Vegeta: (Singing) Fighting crime,
trying to save the world, here they are just in time...The Powerpuff Girls!
-Chi Chi: Ha ha ha!!! I'm Freeza's
sister, and my power level is 16,000,000,000,000!!!
-Goku: I think I ate too much.
-Vegeta: Bulma, did you say you wished
you owned Fort Knox?
-Vegeta: Even though It's all about me,
the VeGeTa InSaNe! Webpage gives everyone a bad image!
(From Piccolenks)
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED
PICCOLO!
-Gohan: You ba*FUNimation censors*ig
bully!
-Tenshinhan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED
KURIRIN!
*Nobody cares*
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED YAMCHA!
-Bulma: YOUUUUUUUUU
BAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAARDS!
-Vegeta: But Bulma, you are my wife!
-Bulma: Oh...right...yeah...heh...
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED CHAOZU!
-Tenshinhan: Crap, now I need to find
someone else to take to my parent's wedding!
-Zarbon: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED VEGETA!
-Freeza: Oh well. Our little goal to
impress vegeta is over. Let's go back to camp and roast marshmallows!
-Gokou: Food? What is food?
-Kuririn: Gokou, you're such a
dumbass!
-Gokou: You have offended me! I
think...
-Kuririn: Wow, I never thought I'd
see the day where he actually thought..
-Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditzu, all grinning
together: WE SUUUUCK!
-Trunks: Oh, no! Not again! *hides under
Piccolo's cape as a band of girls stomp by*
-Gohan: Are you crazy??
-Dragon Ball Z: American Episode 57!
-Gokou is Ginyu and Ginyu is Gay! Poor
Ginyu... And poor Gokou, for that matter..
-King Kai: *sings to the tune of 'Every
Morning'* She always rights the wrong...for me...
-Master Roshi: Hey, Bulma! I just
discovered that we are Namekians! We need to fuse, now! Let me absorb you... *puts his
hand on Bulma's cheast and gets whacked away so hard*
(From Veggie-lover)
-Chibi Trunks: Dad, would you read me
a bed time story?
-Goku: (to a waitress at an all you can
eat place) No, thanks.
-Piccolo: I'll eat it!
-Saiyajins who named Nappa, Raditz,
Kakarott, and Vegeta: We hate vegetables!
-Krillin: I hate not having hair!
-Vegeta: have mine.
-Vegeta: Bulma, I have something to tell
you.
-Bulma: What?
-Vegteta: I'm having an affair with
Barney.
-Bulma: That's OK, Trunks is King
Endymion's son. Didn't you wonder why Trunks has purple hair?
-Vegeta: *faints*
-Endy: How Barney and I managed to
make it to the DBZ world is anyone'sguess.
(From Goten10189)
-Broli: Broooli can spell own
name........it's B-R-U-I-L............no, wait V-U-l-J-X......NO! ARGGGGG!!!! ( explodes )
-Dodoria: Heh,heh,heh Be very very quiet,
I'm huntin' for Nameks.......
-Dende: Ehhhhhh.......what's up doc?
-Dodoria: OHHH YO SCWEWY NAMEK!
-Vegeta: Why... Thank you very
much..........................................
(From Janny)
*Vegeta splashes cold water at Goku*
-Vegeta: C'mon!!! Aren't you
suppossed to turn into a carrot?? (Ala Ranma 1/2)
*Gohan writing on his hand "Dai Suki
Piccolo-San"*
*Vegeta running in a circle chasing after
his tail...*
-Bulma *Noticing Goku walking by*: Damn
he's fine!
*Sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan hittin
Bulma on the head*
-Goten: I just don't get it! Why is Gary
so mean to Ash?
(From HellFighter2)
-Gohan: Hey guys!! Check out
the new tattoo I got on my @$$!!
-Master Roshi:
Oooo.....PlayGirl....
-Freeza: Don't hate me because I'm
beautiful.
-Cell: Oh dear,Cell Jr. I think
we're lost....
-Cell Jr.: Beep, Boop, Bzzzt,
Bleep!!
-Cell: What!? MY FAULT!! Call
Goku Skywalker.May be he and Vegeta Solo can help.
-Cell Jr.: Bzzt,*whistle*,
bloop,bweep,bwoop?
-Cell: No, I don't think you
look good in blue.
-Cell Jr. :BWEEEEEEEP, BLOOOP,
BEEP!!
-Cell: HEY, don't you take that
tone of whistle with me!! (From Star Wars)
-Princess Bulma: Help me
Obi-Kami-Kanobie, your my only hope.... (Ditto)
-Yajorobi to Trunks: My swords
bigger than yours....
-Goku: Dra
-Gohan: gon
-Goten: Ball
-Goku: Dra
-Gohan: gon
-Goten: Ball (From the
Budweiser frogs commercial)
-Goten: Master Roshi..how many
licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
-Master Roshi: I ain't never
made it without bitting. Ask Son Goku.
-Goten: Son Goku..how many
licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
-Goku: Lets find out....
(After 2 days of licking the lolipop
trying to get to the center)
-Goku: AARRRGGGGHH,*chomps on
the lolipop*THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!
(From DevlSlayr7)
-ChiChi: Oh Vegeta....
-Vegeta: Oh ChiChi.....
-Goku and Bulma: Lets fuse into Golma.
*fuses*
-Golma:
KAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAA........
-Bulma: *wakes up* AHHHH, NO... *sees
Vegeta laying there* *kicks Vegeta's ass*
-Vegeta: It was only a dream.
-Bulma: I don't care.
(Drakkon-san)
(Much Ado About Nothing)
-Kakarotto: Why, my Prince Disdain!
Are you yet living?
-Vegeta: Ist possible Disdain should
die while he has such mete opponents to beat up on?
(Generic Absurdity)
-Goku: Ah, ah, ah, ah, Saiyan Alive!
Saiyan Alive! Ah ah ah... BANG!
-Vegeta: :::holding the frying pan
her just hit Goku over the head with::: That's all well and good, Kakarotto, but...WE'RE
DEAD!!!
-Goku: ::sweatdrop::
(DragonBall Z meets Yuu Yuu Hakusho)
-Vegeta: ::walking down a street
through the Ninegenkai with Trunks::
-Hiei: ::doing the same with Kurama::
::SMACK!::
::Vegeta and Hiei walk right into
each other::
::Kurama and Trunks sweatdrop::
-Kurama: Anou...
-Trunks: Eh-heh...
::Vegeta and Hiei glare at each other
icily::
-Kurama and Trunks: Uh-oh...
-Vegeta: You bastard! You stole my
hairstyle! BIGU BANGU ATAKKU!
-Hiei: KISAMA!! That was MY hairstyle
FIRST!!! KOKU RYUUU HAAAAAAA!!!
(DBZ meets YYH 2)
-Vegeta: SOMEONE HELP! ATSUI! ATSUI!
That rat bastard Hiei set my hair on fire! ::running in circles::
-Hiei: ::smirking:: That's m'name,
don't wear it out.
(DBZ meets YYH 3)
-Hiei: ::eying Tenshinhan
suspiciously::
-Tenshinhan: This isn't a Jagan! I'm
telling the truth here! I was BORN with it! Chaozu, back me up!
-Kurama: ...and you know, you really
shouldn't have cut your hair. It was almost like my human-form's at one point. Here's a
tip on how to keep it nice and smooth...
-Yamucha: ::taking notes
attentively::
-Kuwabara: ..so then I said 'I, Kazuma
Kuwabara, will vanquish you!' And then I ran forward and attacked and I...
-Goku: ....zzzzzz...
-Keiko: ...you know, I really hate it
that Yuusuke always runs off to fight youkai from the Makai and I can never help because
I'm too weak.
-Chi-Chi: Oh, that's silly! Here,
I'll show you a few techniques! Kamehame...
-Bulma and Shizuru: ::smoking cigarettes
and discussing the stupidity of men::
-Chibi Gohan, Goten, and Trunks: So,
what's it like being the son of Enma Daio? And you look even younger than us!
-Chibi Koenma: Well, really, I'm a
whole lot older than all of you. I just stay in this form a lot. I can take a teenager
form too.
-Chibi Goten: Sugoi! Show us!
-Teen Koenma: There! Happy?
-Chibi Trunks: Um...Koenma-sama?
-Teen Koenma: Yeah?
-Chibi Gohan: ::giggles:: You're
silly, you have a pacifier!
::everyone in the room stops talking and
stares at Teen Koenma::
-Teen Koenma: ::blinks:: What!?
-YYH Enma Daou to DBZ Enma Daou: It's a
fixation. We're working on it in his support group.
-Everyone: ::sweatdrops::
(From fox)
-Gohan(to Videl): I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
-Chi-chi: Gohan, time for your daily
training.
-Piccollo: Hey guys, I rented DragonBall
Final Bout!!
-Everyone: Yay!!!!!
-Piccollo: I'm going to kick all of
your asses!!!!
-Gohan: Piccollo, you suck at this
game. I can beat you with my eyes closed.
-Bulma: I really LOVE vegetables.
-Vegeta: REALLY!!
(From Zia83)
-Vegeta: Hey Bulma, which of these
curtains goes better with the carpet? The off-white or the cream?
-Bulma: D@mn it Vegeta! How many
times have I told you not to bug me when WWF is on.
-Piccolo: I love you man!
-Goku: You're not getting my bud
light.
Goku walks in on Bulma and Chi-Chi in bed
-Goku: Now, thats the way I like
it!" Jumps into bed with them
-Trunks: Don't hate me because I'm
beautiful.
-Piccolo: *in a bad english accent* Do I
make you horney baby? Do I?
-Goku: Well, I'm not very hungry, so I'll
just have a small tossed salad with some Italian dressing on the side.
-Chi-Chi: Goku, dear, could you help me
with this calculus problem?
-Goku: Chi-Chi! How many times do I
have to tell you not to bother me when I'm watching Dawson's Creek!
-Vegeta: You'd better leave him alone
Chi-Chi. This is the episode where Joey and Dawson get back together. I'll help you.
-Freeza: Zarbon, get in here! It's and
emergency!
*Zarbon runs in*
-Zarbon: What is it now Freeza?
-Freeza: I've run out of lipstick! I
need you to run down to Rite-Aid and get me some.
(From Sprite3012)
-Veggie: Now with Chi Chi gone
Kakarotto hast to love me.
-Goku: Now nothin can stand in my
way I love you Veggie.
-Nappa: Oh, I loved that movie.
Leanardo Dicaprio is the cutest.
-Chi Chi: Gohan, KILL.
-Ginyu force: Are our panties showing?
-Veggie: Hide me, Hide me it's a spider.
-Zarbon: I only fought for Freeza out of
love.
-Trunks: Hey Krilin, looking sexy.
-Goku and Veggie: I want to wear the
black mini skirt.
-Bulma: Time to go and fight those
Saiyajins.
-Yamcha: Heels make my ankels look fat.
-Bulma: Sure you can borrow my eyeshadow
Veggie.
-Veggie: Oh, let it be passion
purple.
-Goku: No dessert for me, I'm on a diet.
-Veggie: I love you, Nappa.
-Trunks: Daddy, what do you
mean,"bend over and smile"?
-Goku: HELP, HELLLLLP, It's a bug.
-Piccolo: Hi, I'm selling these girl
scout cookies door to door.
-Zarbon: Hey, I'm really a girl.
-Veggie: Oh, I wish i was an Oscar Myer
weiner.
-Nappa: I love you, Krilin.
-Krilin: Let's hop a plane to Vegas
and get hitched.
-Vegeta: Can I wear the wedding
dress?
(From jameyray)
-Goku: I have a voice, I have the
power...
-Vegeta: You're so right Kakarot.
-Nail: hate Guru.
-Piccolo: I feel so alone, Bubble's can
you be my teddy bear?
(From Aroki)
-Vegeta: Mmmm... HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
(smiles joyously)
-Mr. Popo: (looking at Piccolo &
Kamisama) Go ahead! fuse... see if I care...
-Yamcha: You guys are sooo weak (beats
Cell into a bloody pulp)
-King kool: (to Freeza) That's mah boy!
c'mere n' gimme a kiss...
-Trunks: Hey dad, what is sex?
-Roshi: You sleazoid perverts!
-Piccolo: Gohan, how does this wig look?
-Chi-Chi: No! NO! NO! no Goku, abortion
is OUT of the question...!!!
-Cell: Uuhh, hi, is this 1-800-FRIENDS
???
-Goku: I need a Laxative
-Goku: BAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFF!! Oh, pardon
my manners, please.
-Vegeta:(to Bulma) I'm sorry.. I just
need some time alone...
(From The Great Palaman)
-Gohan: What the #^%^$%!? Why the
^$%& did you do that for, you little %#^#^&?!
-Vegeta: Gohan, I'm ashamed of you!
We Saiya-jin pride ourselves on clean language!
-Goku: Actually, the Kamehameha's pretty
weak. I just use it every now and then to make Kamesennin feel like he actually taught me
something.
-Vegeta: ::singing "Aitsuha Son
Goku"::
-Vegeta: My father was killed, so now I'm
Queen of the Saiya-jin!.....er, I mean, king! I'm *king* of the Saiya-jin! ::looks around
at people staring at him:: What?
-Goku: ::thinking to himself:: Crap! I
need a potty break! Maybe if I just grab my chest and start losing, they'll think I'm
sick.......
-Chibi Goku: ::flies by on Kintoun and
sees little kids burning bugs with a magnifying glass, and goes down to them:: No, no!
You're doing it all wrong! Do it like this! Kamehame.......
(From Horshak488)
-King Kai: You know what.....I REALLY
don't know WHY I have that car.
-Kurillin: Well, I've been having some
woman trouble lately so I thought I should consult some feminite advice...What should I do
Vegeta?
-Kurillin: Why do I always have to bail
you guys out?
-Piccolo: ( Waking up with a grin. )
TODAY'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY!
-Brolli: Hmm...I see your point...But you
forgot to carry the one on that first binomial.
-Goku: Ha Ha. How stupid of me.
-Buu: (Before chowing down on a hot dog.)
You know, maybe I should re-evaluate my dietary strategy. No doubt that my artireys are
clogged with high-cholesterol death-foods such as the one before me....Ah What the hell! (
Munch )
-Chi-Chi: Ooh baby, momma wants it real
bad!
-Vegeta: ( talking to Gohan. ) So I find
that if you use ONE part gel, TWO parts Patene Pro-V, fine hair ofcourse, then you too can
have this full. luscious, erect hair. ( Bulma walks by... )Uh, so then I kicked his ass!
-Vegeta: It's ok Trunks let it out, I'm
your father, I'm here to help.
-Goku: Your Mother's right Gohan...
-Mr.Po Po: I'll give $50 to whoever can
find contour on my face.
-Chaotzu: Tien, GET LOST! I'm tired of
having you as my lacky.
-Chi-Chi:Gohan...No TV For a Week.
-Gohan: But MOM!"
-Goku: Geez, that's rough Gohan, she
did the same thing to me last week.
-Muten Roshi:Ugh, a bachelor
party...Nothing but rowdy, drunk men hooting while women degradingly take off their
clothes, it's embarrasing.
-Chi-Chi: Oh Goku lighten up.
-#18: Damn...Why can't I get Kurillin to
pay attention to me?
-Dodoria: Ribbit.
-Freeza:( Waving his finger ) Zarbon! If
I told you once I've told you a thousand times. If you're going to wear that gaudy
Saiya-jin armor..ACCESORIZE, ACCESORIZE, ACCESORIZE!
-Freeza: Come on! Guess my gender!
-Kurillin: For the last time! NO! I will
NOT marry you! ANY OF YOU!
-Kurillin: ( Sort of Crying. ) And
then...He Called me Shrimp!
-Chaotzu: I know how you feel.
-Vegeta: We all do.
( #18, Bulma, and Chi-Chi drinking Tea. )
-#18: Well, Kurillin may be short,
but he's big where it counts.
-Chi-Chi & Bulma: AMEN!
-Gohan: ( To Anyone ) Piss off!
-Chi-Chi:GOHAN! That's it, it's time for
a Spanking!
-Gohan: WAAH!
-Goku: Psst. Gohan, it's more fun
than you think!
-Goku: Wow, that Gandhi makes a lot of
sense.
-Kurillin: So anyway I've been feeling
kinda low lately, Self Esteem's never been my strong point.
-Dr.Breifs: Kurillin, I'm not that
kind of doctor.
-Kurillin: I'm So short I have to Hemm My
Underwear! HA HA HA!
-Trunks: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'm
attracted to men alright! The overwhelming majority of society forced a pretty boy like me
to be your standard lady killer...You want me to be just like Vegeta. WELL I'M NOT VEGETA!
Why Can't you accept me for who I am?! ( Cries. )
-Piccolo: Um, I'll have just have a
Burger.
-Piccolo: Hey Guys! I learned how to play
the Flute!....What?!
-Mr. Po Po: For the last time, the DRAGON
BALLS grant wishes, not me.
-Shen-Lon: mmmm...no.
-Yamcha:( Looking at his facial scars. )
Hmm. Maybe Ace Frehely wasn't the right choice of role model.
-Oolong: Eat me.
-Kurillin: That Ru Paul is one choice
peice of a__
-Ginyu: You know, I really AM happy with
my body.
-Vegeta: Love those Golden Girls.
-Mr. Po Po: ( To Akira Toriyama ) I
demmand afirmative action.
-Chaotzu: Look Tien, if you're that
self-concious about it have it lanced.
-Koran: PUAR! Leave me alone!
-Vegeta: Well I COULD go after that
Dragon Ball. But then again, those tulips ARE in full bloom.
-Shen-Lon: Are you sure?
-Ox-King: ( Thinking to himself ) Maybe I
should push for my own spin-off series.
-Vegeta: Squash it.
-Dr. Gero: Hmm, these androids only look
half baked, but what the hell.
-Dr. Gero: Damn! I knew that
"Attracted to short bald men." chip would cause nothing but trouble.
-Goku: KAME....HAME!...uh, LINE PLEASE!
-Oolong: Wow! She's gorgeous, what do you
think Roshi?
-Muten Roshi: She's not my type.
-Terlus: I understand that the tree of
might is terribly inefficient, but hey, it's a fetish.
-Goku: ( To Gohan. ) Son, did you know
your mother is a whore?
-Yajirobe: The point is if I thought I
had a weight problem I WOULD go to that O.E.A meeting, now get off my back.
-Piccolo: (Singing) Whenever I feel
a-fraid.
-Gohan: What'd you say?
-Piccolo: I said be afraid....
-Piccolo: Yep, that's right, the whole
turban craze was started by ME.
-Mr. Po Po: Psh. Nice try.
-Piccolo: Damn you Mr. Po Po.
-Dende: My english dub voice IS TOO firm
and strong! And I'm NOT mellow-dramatic!
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