Let's see what's going on in this late breaking story...

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<at the scene of the crime>

Goku:  "This is Goku here, and I ain't letting these hostages go until my demands are met!"

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Goku:  "I want 24 Cup O' Noodles, 10 orders of sushi, and 15 large pizza's here in 10 minutes, or else these guys get it!"

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<the news team arrives>  Gohan:   "DAD!?  What is the meaning of this!?  Why have you taken hostages?!"

Goku:  "I'm sick of being the hero!  I wanna be a badass for once!"

Trunks:  "Well, that's understandable..."

Hostages:  "Hey!  You aren't supposed to agree with him!  Get us out of here!"

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M. Trunks:  "I know, why don't we just use the Dragon Balls to make this whole situation undone?"

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<just then, Mr. Satan shows up>  Mr. Satan:   "That won't work!  We're doomed!"

Gohan:  "Why do you say that?"

Mr. Satan:  "You see...the Dragon Balls no longer exist."

All:  "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Mr. Satan:  "That's right.  Buu turned them into jellybeans and ate them all.  There's no more hope, now that there are no more Dragon Balls."

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All:  "NOOOOOOOO!!!!  Back to the news studio!  We gotta cover this new story!"

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<back at the studio>  Gohan:  "And we're back!  It seems that the hostage situation is still in effect, and it won't end until Goku gets all of the food he wants."

Trunks:  "Not only that, but it turns out that the magical Dragon Balls have been consumed by the well-known pink blob, Buu.    Folks....it seems like there's no chance in these people being rescued..."

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<Suddenly, Cell arrives>  Cell:   "STOP THE PRESSES!!!"

Trunks:  "Hey moron, that phrase was already used today."

Gohan:  "What's going on?"

Cell:  "The hostages are free!"

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Trunks:  "What, so soon?  How did this happen?"

Cell:  "Well, Goku realized it was dinner time, and he didn't feel like waiting 10 minutes to get the food he demanded, so he went back home to have some of Chi-Chi's home cooking!"

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Gohan:  "Hmm...well...it looks like that story is all done with.  All's well that end's well?"

Trunks:  "Not in this case!  If that hostage situation lasted longer, we would have gotten sweet ratings!"

Gohan:  "Dude, the cameras are still on."

Trunks:  "Crap.  Hehehe...."

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Gohan:  "Anyway, that's the REAL end of the news!  See ya next time!"

Trunks:  "Remember, when news breaks, we fix it!"

Gohan:  "Hey man, stop stealing Comedy Central's news slogans!"

Trunks:  "Sorry....."

The End! Made by, as always....

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