The mass-selling-out comes to a halt soon!

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Great Saiyaman: "Our first idea for a TV spin-off will star my dad in ‘That’s Myself!’ It’ll be kind of a take on the whole ‘My Three Dads’ thing, but this time, Goku will be the dad of himself. Get it? Ahh, the kids will eat it up."

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Chibi Goku: "Awww, but Goku, you said that it was ok to take the space pod out for a ride!"

Goku: "While you’re living under my roof, you’ll do as I say, and I say, no space pod driving for you!"

Saiyaman: "Did I mention that the show will have a sci-fi twist? With robots? And lasers? And futuristic go-go girls? And ray guns? And lasers? And the viewers can wear see-through googles?"

Barry: "Hmm...that’ll make for some excellent tie-in merchandising. Great job. What else do you have?"

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Saiyaman: "In keeping with the ever-expanding market for teen-oriented films, I have decided to let young Pan have her own movie. Ya know, a movie that other young female fans can relate to. We’re working with the title, ‘And Then There’s the Slut."

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GT Trunks: "Yo slut, come here and do me."

Pan: "OK, I am going to do you. I am the slut. A fat, dirty slut."

Saiyaman: "Isn’t the script writing to die for?"

Gen: "Hmmm...needs a little more work. Add the words ‘ho’ and ‘skank’ a few times, and you’ll be set."

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Gen: "It seems as though we have enough hot property to put on the market. Between the sites, merchandise, and media, we should make a killing! And then, I shall rule the kiddie porn industry!"

Barry: "Anime industry, sir, the anime industry."

Gen: "What he said. OK crew, we go public tomorrow. Godspeed!"

(By Monday, the sites were live. On Wednesday, the new TV show premiered on FOX. On Friday, the movie debuted, and on Saturday, the new products and stores opened. Only time would tell whether or not the new streams of revenue would be successful.)

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Gen: *sigh* "Well, the numbers are in..."

Barry: (Pops out from under the table) "...and there isn’t much to be said about them."

Gen: "Hey you, did I tell you to stop? Get back to work!"

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Goku: "So, what’s the deal?"

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Gen: "You all suck! Miserably! The movie bombed, the show was cancelled after one episode, the sites were all hacked, and all of the products were pulled off the market for being unsafe for kids (a kid got strangled by a leg warmer, for god’s sake!), and all the diners were shut down for not being sanitary! Didn’t any of you guys check your work!?"

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Goku: ..................."so, who wants to get a pizza?"

Vegeta: "I’m game for that."

Piccolo: "Who wants to see my Michael Jackson impression?"

Cell: "Well, I’m off to ballet class..."

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Gen: "Shit."

Barry: "See, I TOLD you we could have saved money by hiring that non-English-speaking Mexican guerrilla to do the voice of Goku, but NOOO, we had to hire that puppet-man instead!"

Gen: "Just shut up. Besides, we DID hire that librarian, just like you wanted. Now, let’s leave this all behind us, and massage each others’ feet."

Barry: "Yessir."

THE END!!

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