Don't worry, these DBZ ads are almost done!




Goku:  "I'm looking for a shampoo/hair dye that will really bring out the animal in me!"




<Goku making strange noises from the shower>
Goku: "Oh...yes, yes, yes!!!!!"




Goku:  "Ah, that was such an herbal and natural experience!  This new Herbal Essence is not only a shampoo, but a hair dye as well!  You didn't think I was *naturally* blonde, did you?"




Goten:  "Gee Dad, that stuff looks so cool!  I hope it will do wonders for my frail hair!"




<After yet another lovely showering experience...>
Goten:  "Holy moly!  Just look at my glowing beauty!  This dye really brings out my natural highlights!"




All:  "Herbal Essence, the shampoo/hair dye that Saiyans adore!"




<The four coolest kids on the block sit on a stoop discussing their t.v. pet peeves>
Goku:  "Like, hey!  Don't you, like, totally hate those commercials with those guys screaming their heads off to sell us something stupid!?"




<An example of such an ad pops on the screen>
Mr. Satan:  "Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




Yamcha:  "Oh, fer sure!  And, like, what about those commercials with those 'totally cool' models trying to be all cool and stuff?!  That's not gonna wanna make me buy something!"




<Another example of a lame ad pops up>
Model on the left:  "I don't want to be attractive..."
Model on the right:  "....but *I* do."




All four:  "JUST SHOW US THE ORANGE AND BLUE FIGHTING SUITS!"
Announcer:  "Arizona Brand Fighting Suits.  No hype, just the suits."




Captain Ginyu:  "Hey, have you ever wanted to be a poser!  No, really, I'm serious!  If you have, sign up for Ginyu's Posing School!  After just three months, you'll be posing with the best of them!"




Ginyu:  "Join the fun!  Be a poser!  It'll be worth it, I guarantee it!"
Announcer:  "Warning:  Executing these poses may be hazardous to your health."




Alyssa:  "Boy oh boy, am I ever hungry!  Wherever shall I eat?"




Meri:  "Hmmmm...I don't know...how about McDoogals (not be be confused with that *other* burger place)?"




Alyssa:  "Golly, Meri, that's a darn good idea!"
Meri:  "Alrighty, then!  Let's go!"




Alyssa:  "Oh my!  Look!  This month at McDoogals..."




Alyssa:  "...they have free Dragon Ball figures inside each Kid's Happy Spiffy Meal!  Collect 'em all!"




Alyssa:  "Wow, they're sooooo cool!"
Goku:  "NOOOO! Don't let her take me away!"
Vegeta:  "She's gonna do strange things with us, like...use us in action figure movies...or something!"




Alyssa:  "Wheeee!!!  They're the best!  Buy yours today!"
DBZ figures: "Oh, the humanity!!!"




GT Trunks:  "Well, I guess that just about wraps it up!  I hope you enjoyed these commercials!"




Announcer on t.v:  "We now return to Dragon Ball Z!"
GT Trunks:  "Awwww man!!!  This sucks!  Reruns!"



THE END!!!
Created from the warped minds of...

Meri and Alyssa Cantoni!
Look for an all-new movie in the near future!  Bye!


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