A Christmas Carol- DBZ Style
Vegeta: "It's.....the brat!?!?"
Trunks: "Hi dad, it's me! The Ghost of Christmas Future! Surprised ya, didn't I?"
[Writer's note: Oh please, like you didn't see this coming from a mile away!]
Vegeta: "I suppose you're here to show me what's in my future, huh?"
Trunks: "Bingo. Come into my mystical cloak, and I shall take you there."
Vegeta: "What happened to your time machine?"
Trunks: "Bleh, I got blitzed Friday night and got the thing totaled. I still have a hangover. I don't wanna talk about it."
<in the future...>
Vegeta: "What...what is this."
Trunks: "Like, duh. It's a funeral."
Gohan: "He was such an asswipe...I don't even know why I'm here paying my respects at his grave..."
Krillin: "The jerk never ever lent me a stinkin' Senzu bean!"
Piccolo: "What an awful, awful, man.."
Chi Chi: "But at least he always loved his mirror!"
Vegeta: "Who is in this grave? Who died?"
Trunks: "Why don't you see for yourself?"
Vegeta: "It's...................ME!"
Vegeta: "NOOOOO! This stinks! I died, and no one even gives a crap! Everyone hates me! Who did it! Who killed me!?"
Trunks: "I hate to break it to you, dad, but it was me."
Vegeta: "Say WHAT!?"
Trunks: "In the future, you cut off my allowance...so I cut off your head! Sorry, these things happen."
Vegeta: "HOLY CRAP! I can't take this any more! I swear I'll change! I'll become a better man, I swear it! Just make this madness stop!"
Narrator: "With those words, Vegeta was whisked back to his room."
Vegeta: "What the...? I'm back! I'm back in my own time, and I'm alive! Oh happy day! And it's Christmas Day, too! Oh wonderful indeed! I simply must spread my love around everywhere!"
Vegeta: "Here, you kids! Take this bag of Senzu beans! They'll make you nice and strong! Merry Christmas!"
Krillin and Pan: "And Merry Christmas to you, sir!"
Vegeta: "Now now, young men shouldn't wander the streets wearing skimpy clothes! That's a job for hookers! Here, take these fine silk shirts I made myself! It's my gift to you. Have a happy holiday!"
Chibi Trunks and Goku: "Gee golly! You're swell, mister!"
Vegeta: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Narrator: "Wrong story, stupid."
Vegeta: "Oh, right."
Narrator: "Vegeta Scrooge had a great Christmas, and he was loved by the townspeople once again. To celebrate...."
Narrator: "....he locked himself up in his room and played with his dolls and toys, just like he did 'back in the day'."
THE END!
Happy Holidays from the Temple O' Trunks!
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