The DBZ Cult

Alright, knotheads, I think I’ve had enough of this. Every time I log onto
the Internet and start reading something about American DBZ, its not good.
It is always insulting FUNimation or something they have done. So I’m angry
at DBZ, angry at people and pretty much angry at the entire world. So lets
check this out and allow me to vent my feelings.


The DBZ Cult. You got that right buster. The DBZ Cult. See, back in the
good old days, everyone enjoyed anything that had anything to do with DBZ.
However, you have these pure-minded people that think DBZ in American is the
most evil thing ever. To these people, DBZ is no longer a cartoon, its
become a religion or a cult. They have final say over anything that has to
do with DBZ and if you are wrong, then you are a heathen that should know
better. Its these people that really piss me off in the morning.


Trunks. Finally, the Messiah has arrived to American soil and believe it or
not, I like him. I believe that my favorite line of his is, “So you’re
gonna find out what its like to fight a real Super Saiyan. And I don’t mean
Goku!” That is how you write an ass-kicking line. So we get Trunks to
America and guess what the DBZ Cult has to say about it? They bitch about
it, of course! The two biggest complaints I have heard are King Cold’s
voice and music. King Cold’s voice, I liked. It was an evil yet pompous
sounding voice. I believe they were trying to recreate Darkness from the
movie “Legend”. Darkness was this huge Devil-like creature that was played
by Tim Curry. It was an awesome voice. Anyway, to the music. For some
reason, there is this song that was supposed to be played when Trunks went
Super Saiyan, but they changed it in the American version. I do not know
the name of the song, nor do I care, for I have heard it and it sucks. The
same people that complained of music being made on synthezisers say that
this song is one of the best of all time. The original music sounds like
some techno-pop crap that couldn’t make the cut on a Wang Chung album.
That, my friends, is a little piece of Webster’s Dictonary that is called
“hypocrisy”. When you insult a song made on a synethesizer, yet praise
another song created on yet another synthesiser. That is why the DBZ Cult
is evil.


FUNimation’s New Website. A site that I like very much, but has been called
a load of crap by others. You people say that because you can’t do it
yourself. Thats all I got to say about that.


The card game. Already hailed as a game that will suck most rightouesly by
some websites. I’ve played it and it isn’t any better than Magic: The
Gathering or any other such nonsense.


Well, I think I’ve burned off enough steam for this time. By the way, Emily
Nolan (the one that responded to my VegettoEX column), you sound like you
got a good head on your shoulders. If you can, catch me online and we can
chat.


Until next time,
The Super Texa-Jin


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E-mail- Underfaker@hotmail.com