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(From Delenne)
-Vegeta: "Trunks, you ever have that not so
fresh feeling?"
-Vegeta: "Violence never
solves anything"
-Vegeta: "Bulma you are the
kind of women who never changes"
-Vegeta: "Hey Bulma, I
am out of hairspray! I guess I'm going to have to fly into an electrical storm again to
get my hair looking it's very best"
-Vegeta: "Gokou, where do you
get your hair done? I am looking for a new look and you have great fashion sense."
-Trunks: "Papa, where to
babies come from?"
-Vegeta: "You really want to know? Ask Gokou.
Now he is a real ladies man."
-Vegeta: " Bulma, I have
desided to become a vegetarian"
-Bulma " I thought you already were one,
Vegeta?"
-Vegeta: "Trunks never wear
spandex like me because boy do I have a rash from wearing them all the time"
(From Darkserpent)
-Any saiyajin: "I'm not hungry."
"what's 2+2?"
-Gohan: "ummmm. I don't know."
-Vegita: "Kakarotto, I know
you are better than me."
-Trunks: "Eeewww! Girls!"
-Chichi: "Gokou, did you just
explain the law of gravity?"
-Trunks: "Mom! You built a
time machine, Dragon Ball radar and a whole lot of other inventions and you can't even
program a VCR???"
-Gokou: "I forgot how to
fight."
-Gohan: "Duhhhh."
-Dr.Gero: "F#ck!How am I going
to program andriods if I can't even figure out how to set the time on the VCR!!!!
-Vegita: "Gokou! I just made
it through sensitivity class!"
-Shenlong: "I don't like that
wish so i'm not going to grant it!"
-Vegita: "SH*T! That was
scary!"
-Vegita: "Stop the
merry-go-round!! It's going too fast!!"
-Gohan(Pointing at Piccolo):
"Get a life Green Man!!!"
(From LadyVidel)
-Yajirobe: "Guys! Can I borrow some money? I
need it to buy a stairmaster!"
-Bulma: "NO! Go away!" (throws her shoe
at Yajirobe)
-Tien: "Not only am I the
president of the Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client!"
-Vegita: "I'm retiring from
fighting to join the circus!! I'm going to be a clown!!"
-Chaozu: "Sounds like a fine time! I'll join
you Vegita!"
-Gokou: "I agree, let's all join the
circus!!!"
-Everyone else: "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegita(wild with excitment): "Come on
everyone, LETS GO!!!!"
-Gokou: "I'm afraid I just
can't eat tonight, Chichi. I'm just not hungry".
-Piccolo: "OHHH...I WISH I
WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!! THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE!! CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR
MEYER WEINER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(From Immicolia)
-#17: "Ahh! Nobody move! I just lost one of my
colored contact lenses!!"
(From Alyssa)
-Vegeta: (to Kurilin) "Hey! Come back here,
cue ball! I'm not done playing pool with you yet!"
-Goku: "Pssst! Hey fella?!
Ya wanna see my Dragon Balls!?"
(From SJupiterX)
-Chibi Trunks: "Momma cut my hair!"
-Piccolo: "Namek...Crecent
Beam...SMASH!"
-Trunks:(cries)
-Pan:(talks to Videl) "Are you
my real mama? How come I look like Chi Chi?"
-Gohon: "Piccolo, can I have a
piece of your arm because when you die, I think I'll forget you. Anyways you'll grow
back a new arm."
-Trunks: "Awww man, split
ends!!"
Krillen: "Too bad for you, I got no
hair!"
(From Steve Gilder)
-Gohan: "Ready, Goten? Kick the Saiyan!"
-Goten: "Don't kick the Saiyan!"
(From Julian Soullard)
-Vejita: (striking silly poses) "I'm Sailor
Vejita!! And I'll punish you in the name of Planet Vejita!!!"
-Piccolo: "And I (striking
silly poses as well) am Sailor Namek!!"
-Dende: "And I'm Sailor
Chibi-Namek" (same poses)
-Piccolo & Dende: "And
we'll punish you in the name of Planet Namek!!"
(From Ayame)
-Gohan: "You're not *really* going to
wear those shoes with that outfit, are you?"
-any Saiyajin: "No, really, I
couldn't eat another bite."
-#18: "Bald men really
turn me on."
-the real secret to becoming Super
Saiyajin: "Moon Crystal Power!! Make UP!!!"
-Vejita: "Oh, my darling, I
love you! I can't live without you!!"
-Videl: "I want to grow up to
be just like my dad."
-Pan: "Grandfathers
suck."
-Mr. Satan: "You can't expect
me to do that; it wouldn't be dignified!"
-Goten: "I love looking just
like my father."
-#17 "We don't have time for
that; we're on a schedule, you know."
-Buu: "No, thank you.
I'm trying to cut down on sweets."
-Buu: "Does this make me
look fat?"
-Mr. Satan: "Toto, I don't
think we're in Kansas anymore."
-Chaozu: "Ten, can't you wear
a hat or something? That third eye really makes you look like a freak. I'm
embarrassed to be seen with you."
-Shenlong: "Do you want to
know what you can do with that wish? ..."
Kaio-sama: "That's not
funny."
-Piccolo: "I feel...
like... singing!" (ever see "The Holy Grail"?)
-Kuririn: "I have no interest
in a woman unless she's shorter than me."
-Chibi Trunks: "Hey,
Goten, thanks for letting me ride Kinton solo; it was really awsome."
-Bulma: "What I'm really
looking for is a guy who's smarter than me."
-Goku: "You're right, Bulma,
we should use the Dragonballs and just wish the villain away!"
-Yamcha: "Actually, it's a
wig."
-Tien: "I can't wait to kick
Taopaipai's butt!!"
-Cell: "EW!! I couldn't
do that; it would be gross."
-Freeza: "Fashion is
everything."
-Chichi: "I have the
best husband in the world."
-Mirai Trunks: "Gohan,
why won't you think of what it would do to your mother? Please reconsider! You
mustn't come with me to my time!!"
(From SSJVegeta of #dbzrpg on Dal.net)
-Tapion: "I dont like the flute,
I think I'll take up heavy metal..."
-Freeza: "I'm not gay."
-Gohan: "I forgot how to count"
-Chichi: "Its what we do when we go
to bed..."
-Goku: "Oh well, sounds like fun,
lets go Gohan, want to come, Chichi?"
(From Piccolai)
-Piccolo:(talking on phone)
"Hey Gohan? Guess what? I just opened up my new boot camp!"
-Piccolo:( yelling at salesclerk in
bookstore) "WHADAYA MEAN YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE NEW REDWALL BOOK??!!!"
-Piccolo( holds up goldfish crackers):
"I like the fishes 'cause they're so delicious, gone a-goldfishinnnn'"
-Piccolo:
"I...can't....resist...force..too...strong....I WANT MY DADDY!"
-Piccolo:(Pointing at someone)
"YOOOUUUU.......(grins) HI!"
-Mr. Popo: "I just noticed
something. Nobody makes any web pages for me. That's
SO unfair!"
-Anybody: "That's 'cause no one
likes you, man!"
-Mr. Popo:(in shaky voice)
"You're so mean......"
-Mr. Popo:
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
-The person(backing away, might be
Vegeta): "Uhhh.......uummmmm...bye now!"
-Mr.Popo: "MEANIE!"
-Nail: "I agree with Mr. Popo. I
want a web page too! And I eat bugs! HAH!"
-Piccolo: "Okay, I might as well
admit this now.....I'm in love with Xena, the warrior princess. Not that Lucy Lawless
person. Just Xena. I wonder if she can do that ki thing again..."
-Vegeta: "Bulma, did you see my
bunny anywhere? I forgot to kiss him today."
-Raditz: "Piccolo, I apologize for
blowing up your arm. Please let me give you a gallon of water to compensate for my heinous
deed."
-Dende: "Mr. Popo, I'm bored. Let's
go to the Great Wall in China at midnight so we can roller-skate on it, then have a
go-cart race!!!!"
-Cell: "I'M STUCK TO THE BAND-AID
BRAND AND THE BAND-AID'S STUCK ON ME!"
-All females in DBZ:(singing)
"Everyone is beautifulllll, in their own waaaayyy, fresh face to the wooooorld, fresh
face to the daaaaaaay!!!! Everyone is beautifulllll, show it to the woooooorrrrld!!!!!!!
Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl!!!"
-Piccolo and Gohan: "Sailormoon is
our favorite TV show!"
-Piccolo and Gohan:(singing)
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never runs from a real fight,
she is the one named Sailormoon!"
-Freeza: "Eeny meenie miny mo, catch
a tiger by it's toe, if he hollers let it go, eeny meanie miny mo! My mother told me to to
kill someone and this....is...it!"
(From SailorM)
-Goku & Piccolo: "I feel
like Chicken tonight!"
-Vegeta & Goku: "JER-RY
SPRING-ER!! JERRY SPRINGER!!!!!!"
-Goku: "E=MC2'
-Goten & Trunks: "HANGIN' AT THE
Y-M-C-A!!! YEAH!!!!!!"
-Piccolo: ::enters the Hair Club For
Men::
-Goku: "Chi-Chi....I love you!"
-Vegeta:"Everyone,let's all quit
fighting and take up flower arranging!!"
-Everyone:"YEAH!!!"
-Trunks: "Eww..Purple hair makes me
look gay..I'm shaving my head!!"
-Bulma:I'm quittng inventing and starting
my own fashion line!!"
-Goku:"I'm Son Goku...an AA
member."
-TV reporter:Son Goku..you just saved the
world again! What are you going to do next?"
-Goku:"I'm going to
Disneyland!"
-Taurus:"NOO!! I WANTED TO NAME
IT"THE TREE OF LIGHT!! "!!! Stupid FUanimation...."
-Vegeta:*with tears in his eyes* "I
love you guys!! GROUP HUG!!!!!!"
-Everyone:"Awww...GROUP
HUG!!!" *all start crying*
-Piccolo:"No! I don't wanna fight!!
STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME!! WAAAHH!!!"
-Vegeta:"I'll see you on Jerry
Springer, Kakarotto!!!"
-Piccolo:"I'm going to become a male
stripper!"
-Goku:"I'm not hungry"
-Someone: "What's 2+2x3(6-9)?"
-Gohan: "D-OH!!"
-Piccolo: "Gohan-chan,
Daiaiaidadiadsuki!!!!"
-Chi-Chi: "Goku, dear...let me come
with you!! I WANNA KICK CELL'S WHINY @$$!!!"
-Goku: "Hey, gang, let's cash in on
the Spice Girl's fame;We can be the...SpiceZ!!"
-Everyone: "YEAH!!"
-Goku: "I'm Sporty Spice!!"
-Vegeta: "I'm Scary
Spice!!"
-Piccolo: "I'm Posh
Spice!!"
-Mirai Trunks: "I'm Sexy
Spice!!"
-Gohan: "..and I'm Baby
Spice!!"
-All: "Z POWER!!!!!"
-Goku: "Hey, Vegeta!! I got us on
Jerry Springer, like you wanted!!!!"
-Jerry: "Next:On Jerry
Springer.....Rivals Who Might be Lovers!!"
-Goku & Vegeta:
"WHAT?!?!?!"
-Vegeta(singing) "Bad boys,bad
boys..whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
-Piccolo: "Yo, yo wassup, Goku? That
Cell Game sh*t is whack!"
-Goku:(singing): "Here she
comes...Miss Amercia..."
-Higher Dragon(aka: Icarus a la English
Version): "Dragon help Gohan"
-Piccolo: "Y'know, Kaio-sama really
is a funny person!"
-Piccolo: "Mmmm....Chi-Chi, I
lov-*gasp* IT'S GOKU!! HE'S WATCHING US!! SH*T!!"
-Vegeta(to Bulma): "What about MY
needs?"
-Kaio-sama: "That's not funny"
-Chi-Chi(with an axe & psycotic gleam
in her eyes): "Here, dragon,dragon,dragon...here, Higher Dragon!!"
-Vegeta(singing): "NACHO,NACHO
MAN!!! I WANNA BE, A NACHO MAN!!!"
-.Bulma: "Hey, you guys!!! Wanna
know a secret? My power level is 1,200,900!!"
-Krillen & Piccolo: ::enter a singles
bar::
-Chi-Chi: "GOKU!! VEGETA!!!! YOU
WERE DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU!!!!"
-Both: "Um...uh..(get down on
hands & knees) WE'RE SORRY!!!"
-Chi-Chi(to Bulma): "Good! their
occupied!! Let's get the car from the Police & cruise for hunks!!"
-Bulma: "YEAH!"
-.Bulma(singing after Yamcha gets wished
back): "My boyfriend's back,and he's gonna kick Freeza's @$$! Hey-la, Hey-la, my
boyfriend's back!"
-Vegeta(singing): "Oh,Kakarotto,
you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Kakarotto! Hey, Kakarotto!"
-Piccolo(flushing a toilet & watching
the water spin around): "MAKANASOUPPOU!!!"
(From Klara)
-Mr Satan: "Beat you again at
wrestling, Goku!"
-Piccolo: "Let's all forget our
problems and differences and watch some TV!"
-Goku (flying): "Help, these air
currents are sweeping me away!"
-Gohan: "I'm scared of flying, Mom.
Hold my hand while I do!"
-Kurilin: "Sailor Moon has really
neat hair."
-Goku: "I'm starting a diet. Healthy
snacks only."
-Vegeta (with tears in his eyes and a
wide grin): "Group hug guys!!!!!"
-Vegeta (mumbling): "I need power, I
need respect, I need love, I need a hug, I need my mom!!!!"
-Piccolo: "In the name of justice, I
will fight at the side of Sailor Moon!"
-Vegeta (sigh): "Time for me to get
concerned with ecological problems."
-Vegeta: "Look, what a cute bunny!
Aaaaah, don't you just love animals?"
-Trunks: "Gee, the violet colour is
wearing off. I have to dye my hair again."
-Piccolo: "Worms are just soooo
yucky!"
-Trunks:
"Arrgh...this...sword...is...too...heavy...for...me!"
-Trunks: "Remember children, never
play with sharp objects."
-Piccolo: "Goku, please, please let
me help you in this fight!"
-Piccolo: "Look, I've learned to
whistle!"
-Piccolo: "Let's just sit by the
campfire, have a friendly discussion and sing some merry songs."
-Trunks: "I have vowed to never
touch a girl in my entire life."
-Vegeta or Piccolo: "Everybody, stop
fighting and come watch TV! Dragon Ball is on!"
-Piccolo: "Everybody, gimme a
kiss!"
(From Jenny)
-Chi Chi: (whines) "I just have
to be the new Spice Girl!!!"
-Vegeta: (sobbing) "Please don't
hurt me!! WAAAAAH!!!"
-Bulma: (to Piccolo) "You green
cutie, you! Gimme a kiss!"
-Piccolo:(replying) "Oh, Bulma,
I hoped you'd say that!"
-Gohan: "But Dad, I LOVE to
study!"
-Brolli: "Yeah! I won the Jeopardy
tournament!"
-Vegeta: "What the hell is
sex?"
-Chi Chi: (to Goku) "Piccolo's
clothes are strung all over the floor because....I'm...doing his laundry...yeah, that's
it......
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