DBZ Pick Up Lines

Trying to pick up the perfect hottie from DBZ?  Try out these smooth lines and see what happens!

For Goku:

"I've got a 'fridge filled with 2 tons of food.  Wanna come over to my place?"

"Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls!"

"What a coincidence, my name begins with 'Son' also!  Wanna hook up?"

"I think you're the 'Head Cha-La'!"

"You're always searching for the ultimate technique, right?  Follow me and I'll show you a technique that's guaranteed to stop any man in his tracks." (From gte793r)

"Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" (From Mitzi)

"Want me to teach you a *special* fusion technique?" (From Alkimmi)

"Show me why they call you Kakarot, sexy!" (From Alkimmi)

"Wow, those are some really tight pants! How do get into them, mabye starting with a drink??" (a la Austin Powers 2) (From Broks1grrl)

"Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Sayjin?" (From Broks1grrl)

"Hey, guys that dont drink are guys that dont stink! In bed or out!!" (From Broks1grrl)

"Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!" (From underfaker)

"Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!"  (From anonymous boy dude)

"Hey, cutie, let me rock YOUR dragon." (From Ray Mewtwo)

"Are there any other...ADVANTAGES to going SSJ *wink*?" (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

“So just how big are Your *Dragon Balls*?” (From Saiya-Gyrl)

 

"Does everything get longer in Super Saiyan 4 mode?" (From nikki and angie)

 

"So I heard that you like girls with catchy names, My name is Bon-Bon." (Melisan)

 

For Vegeta:

"I can't get enough of short, balding guys with bad attitudes. Meow!"

"That spandex must be really tight.  Can I take it off for you?"

"Hey, let's 'Brain Dance', if ya know what I mean!"

"If only I could find a man with an attitude" (From MattpS87)

 

"You are SOOOO much stronger than anyone else...and better looking too!   Wanna come over to my place?" (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

"Wanna spar...if ya know what I mean.." (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

 

"Yo, Veggie, why don't you put all that energy to good use?" (From Gena)

 

"Hey Veggie, wanna come shopping? I know something fun you can do in an elevator ^_~" (From Audrey Mary)

"I was thinking you could give me some personal training...." (From Audrey Mary)

"I can think of a few moves I could teach you." (From Audrey Mary)

"I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?" (From Audrey Mary)

"That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?" (From Audrey Mary)

"I've always wanted a guy who's not afraid of leather pants..." (From Audrey Mary)

"Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that's big?" (From Audrey Mary)

"So...can that tail do anything else?" (From Audrey Mary)

"Your eyes really are cold...But you're still hot..." (From Audrey Mary)

"I like short guys. Oh, I'm not implying your short or anything! *nervose laugh*" (From Audrey Mary)

 

"Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight."  (From gte793r)

 

"Big Bang me, lover!" (From Eric Smith)

 

"You know you're going to hell, so how about a little taste of heaven before you go?" (From Mitzi)

 

"I know that you are stronger than Goku, so why dont we just test YOU out....." (From Broks1grrl)

"QUICK, QUICK! GOKU'S LIEING ON THE BED DYING! Opps, looks like im the only one here..." (From Broks1grrl)

 

"Did I ever tell you that I love vegetables?" (From PaN-cHaN)

 

"Hey, Prince Vegeta, can you show me your Royal Staff back at my place?" (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

"Is your hair naturally spiked or are you just waaay to glad to see me?" (Saiya-Gyrl)

 

"So, is your hair that spikey anywhere else?" (From Mitzi)

 

"Is that spandex too tight? Do you want it off?" (From NiChan)

 

"May I feel your tail?" (From NiChan)

"Full Saiyan, huh? I guess you must be fully skilled down there..."(From NiChan)

"I hate carrots... but then again, I haven't really tested YOU out, have I?" (From NiChan)

 

"I love veggies cux there so delicious gone gold fishin............." (Melisan)

 

"Wanna go to a Drvie through I know something fun we can do." (Melisan)

 

For Trunks:

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Nick Carter?"

"Will you let me see your sword?"

"You're a guy from the future?  Tell me, do you see me in your future?"

"I really go for guys who play with squirrels."

 

"Gee, purple is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE color!"  (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

"You are SOOOO HOT!!! Wanna come over to my place and cool off?"  (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

"I just LOVE how your name keeps the underwear theme to it..."  (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

 

"My friends say that you look like Leonardo DiCaprio, but I don't think so... you're WAY cuter!" (From kadekim)

"Y'know, lavender is my absolute favorite color. I even painted my room with lavender... and it matches your hair perfectly!" (From kadekim)

 

"Let's see if you're that skilled with your *other* sword.." (From Alkimmi)

 

"Is your hair purple anywhere else?" (From Luc Tyson)

 

"Is it true what they say about "Like Father like Son"?" (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

"Does all of you transform?" (From NiChan)

"That jacket looks hot. Want me to cool you off?" (From NiChan)

 

"So, your father knows how to Brain Dance, eh? Let's see how YOU compare, if you catch my drift..." (From NiChan)

"I can draw your face good... hm... I need more than your face here..." (From NiChan)

"You look hot. Want me to cool you off?" (From NiChan)

"Is all of your hair this soft?" (From NiChan)

 

"You such a cutey and I LOOOOVEEEEEE purple." (Melisan)

 

"I've always wanted to go out with a guy with nice hair that was an exotic color." (Melisan)

 

For Krillin:

"Gee...shorter-than-I-am bald men REALLY get me goin'..." (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

 

"Hey, baby, you're actually at the perfect height to......... " (From Eric Smith)

 

"Can I rub your head for good luck?" (From Alkimmi)

 

"Anything else as hard of that bald head of yours?" (From Luc Tyson)

 

“Let me rub that big head of yours. No, silly, the *other* one!”(From Saiya-Gyrl)

 

"I wish all men were like you.........." (Melisan)

 

"I like men who look like my favorite sport, pool..............." (Melisan)

 

"Does the 6 balls on your forehead mean u have that many..well..u know....." (VegetasSaiyanGrL and KrillensQT)

 

For Goten:

"Brains don't matter, it's the bod! And you certainly have a nice one!"   (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

"Can you show me your hair-color-changing trick back at my place?"  (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

 

"You woudn't mind using that cel-phone for OTHER purposes, would you?" (From Laura the Kaiou Otaku)

 

"You look smater than you actual think you are." (Melisan)

 

For Tien:

"I just LOVE guys with 3 eyes!!" (From SSJ4 Chameleon)

 

"Hey cowboy, got any other extra parts you wanna show me?" (From Luc)

 

"Is it true that you and the little mime-boy are a package deal?" (From Mitzi)

 

"Tall, bald, that's the one for me." (From NiChan)

 

*New*

 

"Can I see your fourth eye?" (from Ssj lunch)

 

For Chichi:

"Can I squeeze your chi-chi's?"  (From MattpS87)

 

"Let's see if that rage carries over to the bedroom." (From Underfaker)

 

*New*

 

"Need any help with those dishes?" (From Raw is JMB 82685)

 

For Gogeta:

"Two people combined, eh? Hopefully twice as long!" (From MattpS87)

 

"Hey, sexy, how about I give you a little *private* lesson in fusion?" (From Gena)

 

"Hey, what's behind the belt?" (Zeero Yuy)

 

"Let's find out if those weights REALLY hinder your strength." (Zeero Yuy)

 

For Piccolo:

 

"Hey, baby, can I see if you can extend something *else* on your body?"  (From Gena)

 

"Y'know, I've never kissed a guy with fangs.." (From Alkimmi)

"I want some asexual lovin'!!" (From Alkimmi)

 

"Wanna come to my house and listen to me play my drums?" (From PaN-cHaN)

"Since your a Namekian, are *your* dragonballs bigger too?" (From PaN-cHaN)

 

"Well you know what they say...the bigger the antenna...!" (From Tenley)

"Woah! For a Namek, you're deffinatly no slug!" (From Tenley)

 

"So, you're from another planet eh?..the PROBE me, big boy!" (From Kkpclaw)

 

For All Saiyans:
"You know, I hear that when you lose a part of your body, of parts seem to get a little bigger and tougher, wanna test this theory out?" (From Corran Iverson)

 

"You wanna come back to my place for some 'special' training?" (From gmbky)

 

"Man, you look good, won't ya back that thang up! Youse a big, fine, Saiyan, won't ya back that thang up!" (From gmbky)

 

"Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?" (From Kkpclaw)

 

"Y'know, we were wondering if you had enough time for both of us." (From NiChan)

 

*New*

 

(when eating food) "Is that any indication of your...other appetites?" (From LadySilver)

 

"So... if I moon you, will you turn into an uncontrollable beast?" (From Lady Silver)

 

For Chaotzu:
"I just LOVE pastel!"  (From kadekim)

 

"Hey, little guy, me and my friend have a thing for short-talking-fighting-mime guys like you." (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

For Bulma:
"Hey, you can fiddle with my gadget anytime!" (From Luc Tyson)

"I've got make-up!" (From Ray Mewtwo)

"You know how to turn two things on- Machines and Me." (From Underfaker)

*New*

'You wont have to use that radar to find my dragon balls." (From Chaeku)

For Yamcha:

"Got any scars besides the ones on your face you wanna show me?" (aka Panchan18)

 

“Hey Yamcha, so you like to play baseball? Well I’ll play with your balls and you can take a *swing* at me!” (From Saiya-Gyrl)

 

For Gohan:
"It makes me horny when I see a man whose voice is as high as it was when he was a child!" (From Eric Smith)

 

"Come with me and I'll show you the benefits of studying a woman." (From gte793r)

 

"Wanna have a study session at my place?"  (From kadekim)

 

"I've heard you have the biggest......BRAIN on campus!" (From underfaker)

 

"I like Ultra-Strong-World-Saving geeky kinda guys." (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

"I got textbooks back at my place, if ya wanna come with me ta get them." (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

“So how about a class in the female anatomy?” (From Saiya-Gyrl)

 

“Won’t you show me just why you call yourself The Great Saiya-Man?” (From Saiya-Gyrl)

 

"*sigh* I need help with my health homework..." *hint: HEALTH* (From NiChan)

 

"So I heard that your IQ is really high?" (From Melisan)

 

"I need help studying human anatomy. Could you come over and be my model?" (From rbkhyt)

 

For Gotenks:
"Cool vest. What's in it?"  (From kadekim)

 

For Buu:

"You know what they say about guys who a have long pink thing coming out of their forehead!" (From SSaiyen333)

 

"I've got cookies here for you, oh, look I dropped them down my pants...could you get them?"  (From Eric Smith)

 

"My name is Candy and you can eat me any time!" (From underfaker)

 

"Just picture it: you, me, and an all you can eat buffet." (From gmbky)

 

"You can suck MY soul anytime, big boy." (From Ray Mewtwo)

 

"Hey you let me taste you, I`ll let you taste me." (From Kkpclaw)

 

*New*

 

"You wanna find out what's *better* than chocolate?" (From The People for Kuririn San)

 

For Vegetto:
"Those dangly earrings of yours really turn me on!" (From PaN-cHaN)

 

"Have any OTHER jewls... ah, jewlery?" (From NiChan)

 

*New*

 

"You're two people in one? Does the term 'menage a trois' mean anything to you?" (From Lady Silver)

For Oolong:
"Wanna come to my house and look at my collection of panties?"  (From PaN-cHaN)

 

For Kaiou-sama:
"Blue is a magic color, baby!" (From Laura the Kaiou Otaku)

"Let's see what's under that big coat of yours, shall we?" (From Laura the Kaiou Otaku)

"I'll bet those antennae of yours do much more than track ki!" (From Laura the Kaiou Otaku)

 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" (From Eric Smith)

"Your sense of humor is great!!" (From Eric Smith)

"I once knew a woman who slept with cats. Her name was Mrs. Katz." (From Eric Smith)

"Non-humans with totally inferior senses of humor are just my type!" (From Eric Smith)

 

"Is all of your body blue?" (From Kkpclaw)

 

For Bra:
"Duh...I like your name" (From djaynes)

 

"Nice name...let's look into it." (From Underfaker)

 

For #18:
"Hey, baby!! Is ALL of your sexy body metal?" (From Laura the Kaiou Otaku)

 

For Perfect Cell:
"That thing on your back must have some other purpose, hmmm?? *wink*" (From Eric Smith)

 

For Mr. Popo:
"I'll ride you higher than your magic carpet will ever take you!" (From Eric Smith)

 

"Is ALL of your body big and round?" (From Kkpclaw)

 

General DB Pick Up Lines:
"You wanna do a little fusion dance of our own?" (From misguided)

"So you're looking for some magic balls to grant your wishes...?" (From misguided)

"Wanna see my perfect form?" (From misguided)

 

For Mr. Satan

 

"Are the world champion of the bed?" (From Underfaker)

 

For #17

 

"I`m sorry can i borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes." (From Kkpclaw)

 

For Freeza

 

"Come to my place and we'll see what gender you REALLY are!"(From RazielEffectDC)

"I'll bet you have ANOTHER tail..."(From RazielEffectDC)

 

"Does your ENTIRE body transform into something better and more powerful?" (From Kkpclaw)

"Hey what else can you use those horns for ::grin::" (From Kkpclaw)

 

For Kami-Sama

 

"Old gods REALLY turn me on..."  (From RazielEffectDC)

"Wanna see if your Dragon Balls still work?" (From RazielEffectDC)

 

For Master Roshi

 

"Why look in magazines when you can have the real things?" (From Kkpclaw)

 

*New* For Ginyu Force

 

"I could see that pose better if all those *clothes* weren't in the way." (From Lady Silver)

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