This is a little list that was made up to see if you're obsessed enough....er.. I mean to see if you're a true Trunks fan!  If you'd like to add to the list, send submissions to Trunkstar7!
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"Psst, hey Trunks, you're lucky you have a huge legion of fans!  I tried asking my fans if they were obsessed with me, and this bump was the answer I got!"

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You know you watch too much Trunks when...

- you call your boyfriend "Trunks"

- you say you boyfriend IS Trunks

- you say that you ARE Trunks

- you tint your hair in purple

- you walk in the streets with a sword

- you claim you came from the future to destroy some cyborgs

- you can't draw anything else but Trunks

- you fall in love with a guy just because he looks like Trunks

- you blush every time you see a pic of Trunks

- you fall on the floor, dead like, every time you hear Trunks' voice

-you watch again and again and again a movie of Trunks until you know every word, and  recite all the dialogue out loud, thinking you are alone, and someone hears you and watches you with eyes like plates; at that moment, you feel sweat drops, and you pretend you are making repetition for a role at theater...

- you force yourself to continue to train (e.g. sport) even if you feel bad, 'cause *he* would have never give up.

- you are in a sauna, you want to leave 'cause it's too hot for you, but you remember that Trunks stayed a whole year in the Room of Spirit and Time, where the temperature was alike... Then you decide to stay a little bit longer..
(From Roselyne)

- you can't stop staring at someone when he looks slightly like Trunks

- you accidentally call that person Trunks

- you try to imagine how it would be if you met him in real life

- you dream about meeting Trunks

- you write a fanfic about him

- you build a page exclusively about him (Gee, who does that sound like?)

- your hobby is collecting pictures about him

- you begin explaining to your little brother or sister all about Future Trunks and his time machine.  When he or she looks blankly at you, you explain it again about three times, sweetly and with patience (not characteristic of you) until he or she understands

- kids in school begin calling you "Trunks' Girl"
(From Sarah)

- you kiss the poster of Trunks-kun before going to bed every night

- you kept drawing pictures of him until the poor pen ran out of ink in a day
(From Siew Lee)

- you just know that you are the reincarnated Trunks, and you know your mom is Bulma, etc., and you wonder if your dad will ever self-destruct himself

- you call your pet Trunks

- you have a jacket just like Trunks'

- you wonder whether Trunks realizes that he's ultra good looking, and suspect that he may not be so... modest

- you wonder whether there is a human boy as cute as Trunks... and dismiss the thought after half a second

- you recite his lines alongside Trunks in the show

- you recite them to your brother/sister even though they swear to kill you if you do

- you set Trunks as your perfect example

- your parents say you're obsessed

- you like GT just because Trunks is in it, albeit a not as cool one...

- you draw Trunks fan art

- you try to imagine the perfect girl for Trunks, and nothing but you appears in your mind
(From Jennifer)

- you wear trunks even in cold weather (a pun about his name)

- you think that snow and other cold/freezing weather is something that doesn't hurt you (this one about Freeza and King Cold. Duh!)

- you start a war with biotechnology in fear that they might make "cells"...

- under stress or out of energy, you just think about Trunks and find the will power to go on
(From Paul Borte)

-your two and a half year old son keeps saying (sobs included): "Gohan san . . . Gohan san . . . GOHAN SAN!. . . GOHAN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
(From Charo)

-you see things that are purple, you think of Trunks

-you start calling you father "otosan" because Trunks says it
(From Delenne)

- you carry around a big sword strapped to your back just for looks

- you spend a day in your closet and think a year has passed

- you do the Fusion dance

- you fill out an information form and under 'parents names' you fill in "Vegeta and Bulma"
(From Uber)

- you twitch involuntarily whenever you hear the name "Trunks"

- it's the screen name you use for EVERYTHING

- you got a Trunks desktop theme with matching Trunks screen buddies

- you got the Trunks Coke can

- you defend Trunks' name against all evil, even that of when people say "HAHAHAH Trunks is a weak bastard muahahah" and "HAha Trunks looks like a girl"

- you build shrines to Trunks on any virtual game you can think of

- you dress as him on Halloween

- you got book covers and binder pictures of Trunks

- you try to draw Trunks' hair, but when you fail miserably, you rip out your hair screaming "NOOooOOooOO, I failed..."

- you play movies with Trunks in it over and over and over...... till your parents scream AAAHHH!

- you start thinking Trunks can whoop on Akira and all the other anime. BUajhaahahhhaha
(From Glenn)

- you pretend that the ginsu knife strapped on your back is your sword.

- you watch Titanic, you imagine yourself as Rose and Trunks as Jack. *urk* :p

- you forget it's Halloween, and all sorts of people comment on the scary big sword you have strapped on your back.

- you start reading books about the future.

- during a movie, you comment "Future Trunks can kick that bad guy's @$$ anytime."

- you start hating Terminator movies as it has cyborgs in it.

- you ask your mum about time machines

- 12 people that commented bad things about Future Trunks has vanished in your basement.

- you almost die trying to fly over a cliff.

- every night, you look out of your window to see if any star formations look like Future Trunks.

- you start watching "Back to the Future" everyday, hoping to catch a glimpse of Future Trunks some where.

- you ask your mum if she was interested in becoming a scientist to find a cure for a heart disease.

- you dump your boyfriend as he made a small but bad remark about Future Trunks.

- every time you see an egg, it reminds you of the time machine.

- your first thought as you pick up your check is "Now I can buy more parts for my time machine!"

- short-sighted people mistake you for a girl when they see you with your shoulder length hair.

- you spend your time reading Trunks jokes instead of doing your homework.

- people don't come within 100 meters near you because of your big, sharp sword.

- you stamp on every green, black-spotted bug that comes in sight, believing that if you don't kill them, they may grow up to man size and kill you with a ki blast in your chest.

- you actually forge a sword of your own.
( From Tianyu)

- you find yourself near tears whenever something even _remotely_ bad happens to Trunks (and this is while only reading episode summaries)

- while reading one of those above mentioned summaries you find yourself whispering "Come on Trunks, fight it...." when you get to that part in GT when he gets possessed by Baby.

- your friends ask you: "Are you trying to draw that guy with the mushroom cut again?"

- you finally give up on trying to draw him because you know that you just can't do him justice.

- however, the margins of the notes you were _supposed_ to be taking in class are decorated with all your failed attempts at _trying_ to do him justice.

- you have over 200 DragonBall image files... and around 95% of them have Trunks in them in one way or another.

- you like GT because of one simple fact: Trunks in that snazzy lookin' outfit :P

- you play DragonBall Final Bout (english version) and find yourself reciting all of the cheesy dialogue along with him simply because... he is Trunks. ("This is gonna be a problem..." ^_^)

- let's face it, when you actually play that game, Trunks is the only character you can really kick butt with. (and you are mocked for it... "How can you loose as Goku!?" I just can okay!?
(From Immicolia)

-You fall in love with Trunks and people think you're crazy falling in love with a cartoon character!
(From SJupiterX)

- you dream of Trunks (I did! In full color! consecutively for three days!)

- you love the color purple and paint your room purple and all your things are colored purple...
(From Kuro)

- when you "get jiggy wit it" with your blow up doll that has purple hair and is named Trunks

- when you die your french poodle's hair purple and give it a spiffy haircut, like Trunks
(From Melinda who is the spiffy goddess of da world!!)

- you are about to jealously kill your friend after she/he says "I had Trunks on me last night" when you suddenly realize he/she meant the clothing article.

- you refuse to watch Dragonball GT not because it is inferior to previous Dragonball but because you're afraid that the writer's may give Trunks a girlfriend.

- you start to talk on and on about Trunks and the things you talk about are really insignificant but to you they are significant cuz it's Trunks after all and you don't find it strange that you are constantly talking about him and people start to tell you to shut up and you say "no you shut up"  and you keep talking about Trunks and how great he is and at one point you think you should stop talking about Trunks but then you realize there really is nothing more to talk about so the subject
remains on Trunks and anything else that has to do with Trunks like the way he wears his hair which reminds you of the way the warm sunrise parts the cold dark night and fills the Earth with..... (ugh)
(From CDC)

-you think that you are SSJ2Trunks , and you die your hair yellow/orange, you walk on the street and say that you want your revenge on Perfect Cell !
(From Leiv Tore Haugen)

-you made some weird contraption that doesn't shoot out a could of smoke (like the one trunks used in DBGT when he was flying and wanted to change his clothes) but you pretend it does, and you even got a pair of glasses like his to throw away.
(From SomaCherry)

-you actually go through the trouble of MAKING that list!!

-every time you sleep at night, you dream of the DBZ opening song, then an episode about you and Trunks and the DBZ ending theme...in Japanese with English subtitles!!!
(From Hiroe-chan)

 -you try shooting a ki blast during math class

 -you imagine Trunks teaching you how to fight

-you know everything about him and his life even though you can barely put names to all the other DB characters
(From Klara)

-you blush when your little cousin looks at your picture files in the computer and he say "Oh! There's Trunks! Do you like him?"

-you blush all the time: every time Trunks shows up in a episode (even Chibi), and you get very nervous, especially when someone is watching it with you.

-you always talk about Trunks with your friends, even though Dragonball is thought of as a kiddie, childish, tv show and your friends don't give a damn if Cell had just killed Trunks.

-you go on vacation and bring a bunch of pictures of him with you.
(From Jenova)

-you search endlessly for hentai of Trunks, and when you finally get one, you howl like a dog when it's finally finished downloading

-you rent GT Final Bout and use every form of Trunks you get

-you have several Trunks desktop themes

-you wear a necklace with a lock on it and the keys are around the neck of your Trunks figure

-you are up at 3 A.M drawing a "masterpiece" of you and Trunks kissing
(From Jenny)

-you keep a flag pole in your room to choreograph your own Dragonball series with just you and Trunks in it and it will be called Dragonball T.  The "T" is for Trunks!  (I've thought of doing this before...)

-you dress up as Trunks for Halloween, and when people ask what your supposed to be and laugh at your answer, you take out your sword and run after them making them scared sh*tless!

-you "attempt" to ki-blast in the middle of your school hallway and are sent to a counselor because the other students think your insane. (this almost happened to me!)

-you keep drawing pictures of you and Trunks repeatedly until all your paper in your  *new* 200 page sketch pad is gone.
(From Draco)

-your little sister or brother knows half the people in DBZ

-you see Trunks in a pizza
(From Rick)

-Vegeta and Bulma become two of your favorite characters for the obvious
reason

-you are taken to the principal's office for bringing your 24" blade to school, all the while screaming, "Get your filthy hands off me! I'll kill  you all with a ki blast!! I AM TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!"
(From Steve)

-you say "Nor Shenlon would build a better toy" referring to ANY Future Trunks doll.

-your classmates begin to ask you all about DBZ, GT, the movies and Trunks, of course!

-your notebooks start to be covered all of Trunks' images.

-you start analyzing the oriental future concept. Something like: The japanese people think future converge and diverge, so in all DBZ and GT timelines Trunks is the most handsome guy???
(From Eve)

- you collect chips and beans that are in the shape of Trunks' head
(From Pan-chan)

- you've actually gone to the hair stylist's with a picture of Trunks and tell them to cut your hair like that.
(From Brian)

- you change your favorite color to purple

- your brother tries to change the channel while your watching trunks in action, you pull out your sword ( something that looks like a sword at least) and threaten to chop him into little pieces then blow him up with a ki blast (like Frezza)
(From Pan (another one))

- almost every shirt you own has the Capsule corp logo on it

- your best friend only refers to you as Mrs. T. Runks ^_^* (yes its very annoying!!)
(From Mako-chan)

- you make a Capsule Corp logo for your jeans jacket..

- you put a Trunks' poster on your bedroom's celling, so you can look at him when you wake up.

.- you have a picture of Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma and Bra on your wallet, and you tell everybody "look, this is my family".

- you have a picture of Trunks on your wallet and you tell everybody "look, this is my husband".

- you look at old Trunks (GT's last chapter) and you say "Noooo,it can't be!!!!!"

- you look at the Bulma-looking girl on GT's last chapter, and you say "My daughter!"
(From Ami-chan)

-You know you're watching too much trunks when you saw the movie blade, and imagined Trunks as the hero
(From Kesepton)

-you dedicate your e-mail address, screen savers and desktops after Trunks at home and work and most of all you conversations are about Trunks to your co-worker and they all think you are sick because you are a 30 year old mother of four.  Of course, the Trunks you want to see is
the 28 year old Trunks, but any will do.
(From Tiiana Torunks-da)

-You write love letters to Trunks.

-You hope that Trunks will one day move into this dimention so you can send those 1,000 love notes somewhere.

-you  try to get your friends in Pennsylvania (or where ever they are) obsessed with him to so that the whole world will one day know the love you feel for him!!!!

-you have a clock specially made with trunks pics every hour and minute so that you always know what time it is. (hee hee =)
(From Michaelle)

- you wear blue conacts lenses because Trunks has blues eyes and you want to have his eye color.
(From Yamaha)

-  As a guy, you carry cards of Trunks in your wallet, sketch from them in your spare time, see Superman fight villians from Planet Apokolips and think how future Trunks looks so cool whoopin Darkseid's butt, and read all of the stories on Mirai's webpage. You're also happyTrunks found someone to love.
(From Jumper)

-You break into a groove in the middle of school..hang on, that's "You're Too Much Into :Funks:".  Sorry...
(From VegitaBOD)

--You draw a picture of Trunks mooning someone on your notebook, and occasionally hold it up to people and say 'I moon you!!'
(From Drac)

-You like Leonardo DiCaprio because he looks like Mirai Trunks
(From Godess Bere)

- If your friends start thinking that you're into men's underwear

- You go to Japan in desperate search of the Capsule Corp. jacket

- You put a firecracker inside a pill bottle, light it, and hope a house will appear when you toss it into a (hopefully) cleared area

- You show people a picture of Trunks and dreamily say, "My boyfriend."

- You come up with 101 ways to catch ... ahem ... 'convince' Trunks to stay with you

-  Your locker is wallpapered by over fifty sketchings of Trunks from various comics
(From Turbit)

- when you spend 3 hours a day training  and 1 hour a day  aplling hair gel so that you look like ssj trunks
(From inferno8)

-you find new Trunks pics on the net, then you start hyperventilating, and once you've recovered, you print them out (in color!), bring them to school, and show them off to your friends and drool like mad even though they don't really give a crap

- you're willing to listen to him in any language, only cuz you just like admiring his great bod

- your e-mail address is named after him

- you whip out the Trunks, DB, and Sailor Moon action figures and start making a Trunks movie (heheheh)

- you think the "Back to the Future" movies are all about Trunks. You get disapointed when you find out they're not

- you actually LIKE the english version of Final Bout, only cuz Trunks is in it (despite the non-fitting voice)

- you jump down a flight of stairs yelling "Burning Attack!" while making fancy martial arts moves

- you're reading this list

- you get more than half the jokes on this list

- you can rattle off 10+ reasons why Trunks is the kewlist DBZ character

- you've bookmarked this page

- you own several Trunks paraphernalia e.g.. posters, T-shirts, lunch boxes, toys, dolls, animation cells, sticker, gif files and other graphic files, sound files, drawing, paintings, sculptures, hats, tattoos, underwear, socks, jackets, bed sheets, curtains, etc.

- your friends think you're always talking about swimming or elephants

- you only keep buying DB tapes in hopes of seeing Trunks, even if it's only Chibi (Hey, Trunks is Trunks, so what difference does it make?!)

- You room kinda has a Trunks theme going on

- someone starts ranking on Trunks, you go an beat them up in hopes of changing their minds

- Trunks got killed by Cell, you cried for a day

- you saw how Trunks looked in GT, you cried for a day

- you see Trunks in drag in GT, you think for a second that maybe cross dressing isn't all that bad if he can go through with it

- a person pisses you off, you moon them just like Chibi Trunks!

- you blush insanely when ever you talk about him and then your friends tell you "He's only a cartoon"

- you get so obsessed with him that in gym class, you start naming the tennis balls "Trunks", "Chibi Trunks", "Trunks A", "Trunks B", "Billy Bo Bob Trunks" and other stupid names (Yes, I actually did this!)

- you put a purple pillow case on your pillow and start kissing it for "practice" (My sister made up that one, but she hates Trunks! She's just not enlightened, like us!)
(From me and my anonymous buddy!)

-  you start trying to shot a ki blast at someone. Let’s say for instance, your teacher.
(From SSTrunks)

-  you dress as Trunks to emulate his movies and get back handed by a girl with long black hair.
(From Dark Pheonix)

-There is NO such thing as watching too much Trunks!
(From Sailor M)

- you begin to believe in Love at First site.
(From Slsunflwer)

- You cannot help doing the moves for Trunks' <<Burning Attack>> even in the most untimely situations"

- You spend hours in front of your drawing program trying  to figure out the way to make a Trunks' pic look more like you...
(From Fer V)

- you actually buy Dragonball GT: Final Bout, quickly play as Trunks.....then hear his voice and say...PRETTY CHEESY FOR THE DOWNRIGHT COOLEST D.B CHARACTER EVER!
(from HAWK12788)

- you participate in a sporting event (lift weights, track, etc...) you keep thinking "Okay.... Just think of the training Trunks had to go through...."

- your friends think you're odd for thinking a cartoon character is hot( only if he were REAL, then they'd think different)
(from Sailor DBZ)

- You find yourself bribing your friends to make your own DBZ live action movie.  (Then they specifically request NOT to be in the credits)
(From SST)

- you know the lyrics to Trunks theme, (Hikari no Will Power), all by heart, and you don't know a word of Japanese.

- you once tried so hard to become super-saiyan that you got so much blood in your head that you actually hallucinated and started to see what you thought was your ki.

- you worked overtime to get some extra money to buy the DBZ Hits Collection #14 because it has Trunks on the cover.

- Whenever someone says anything about Trunks, you giggle and blush uncontrollably.

- You find Trunks to be very attractive even when he's a crossdresser, in Dragonball GT, or when he is bleeding from the mouth.

- Every article in your newspaper assignment for English class becomes related to Trunks in some way

- You create a sexy, business man character named "Trunks Briefs-Vegeta, Attourney At Law".

- You dedicate a song over the radio to Trunks

- You actually did all of the things on this list, just to prove you were "as obsessed as the rest".

- The back of your spelling book has become a Trunks shrine, named "The Many Faces Of Trunks"

- Your friends point out that Trunks has two strands of hair hanging down in front of his face, and make comments like "Man, that looks gay", and you start to cry.

- Whenever you try to draw ANYTHING, it turns out looking like Trunks

-All of the above things are true.
(ZaraDBZ@aol.com)

-Every night before you go to bed and every morning when you wake up, you stare at your life-sized Trunks poster for a full ten minutes and bask in his saiyan glory.

-You think bowl cuts are cool.

-You take your boyfriend and a picture of Trunks to the haircutter's.

-You've made about 50 Capsule Corp patches and stuck them on everything you own...even your boyfriend.

-Your nose bled earlier, while you were looking at the Trunks gallery.

-You've ever told your mom "Can't talk, watching Trunks."
(From Duo Maxwell)

-when every guy you see with long hair, you want to run your fingers through it. (and pretend the guy is Trunks)
(From Jadzia)

-you call "Trunks" other names like "Trunkie" and "Trunkie-pooh" or even "Trunkie-Hunkie" (I do!!!!!)
(From Ezri)

- you pass all the time thinking in names for your sons and daughters: Trunks Jr. Trunkcie, Trunksella, Son Trunks.
(From Minako Z)

- whenever you hear or read the word "trunks" anywhere, even though the reference may not be directly to Trunks, you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and giggle like a schoolgirl

- whenever you hear the wedding march you close your eyes and imagine yourself and Trunks walking down the aisle
(From NuvSheikah)

- every other word you say is Trunks.  For instance "man trunks school trunks is trunks stupid."
(From ANT SHINF)

- you're looking into your grammar book, you accidently read future tense as Future Trunks.
(From Jenny)

- you start screaming trunks' name is a sleep in the middle of math class...then wake up and scream "TRUNKS!" to your teacher...relizing you already earned a detention...

- you force Ford to make a car for you that has Trunks stickers all over it. Of course the color of the interior and exterior is purple!
(From ANT SHINF)

- You wear a t-shirt with him on the back to bed, and tell everyone you slept with him last night...
(From Jettica03)

- you see the name DRAGON BALL GT you think the GT stands for GREAT TRUNKS!!!!
(From Delilah Salazar)

-you finally draw your perfect picture of Trunks and then somebody threatens to mess it up you beat the crap outta them. (I took my niece into a headlock cuz she dropped food on my  perfect pic)
(From Agra)

-You accidentally call you're little sister "Bra."

-Your room is a Trunks Shrine.

-Your mom knows most of the DBZ characters.

-Not only can you recite all of Trunks' lines, but you can act out his part in all the movies and episodes.

-You actually like his voice in Final Bout.

-When ever you hear a love song on the radio you imagine you and Trunks.

-When you're little brother asks what happened to all the chalk, and you point to the 20-ft portrait of Trunks on the driveway.

-You stay up all night thinking of things to put on this list.
(From Frances Nash(Kakarot_22))

-Whenever someone comes into a chat with the name "Cell", "#17" or "#18" you immediately go into a rage and pummel them and send them a virus to kill them!

-You and a fellow Trunks fan get into a brawl over who "gets Trunks" ina In Character Role Play
(From Firefury)

- You train out side with a sword,and who ever passes by you call them Tapion.
(From Trunks)

-You call your "friends" japanese cuss words when they insult Trunks.

-You tell your friends you really are a saiyan,and they start to believe you!

-You start to think your a saiyan yourself

-You accidentally say "Sorry Trunks" when you bump into a guy that looks like Trunks and has puple hair, then kick his ass- feeling so cool because you begin to think you beat up Trunks

-You ask your mom if shell get some blonde hair coloring and gel so she can fix your hair like super saiyan 2 Trunks
(From Trace-super saiyan)

- you start calling your best friend Goten.
(From DHod619325)

- While eating your spaghettios you notice a peice that looks like the Capsule Corp. "C"
(From Goten10189)

-If you know you can't have Trunks in the cartoon, you start imagining your favorite Anime Girl character and try to let them have the oppertunity to be together (not like some of you would do that)

-You read the story "Boy Meets Girls" over and over again (and of course drool over it) because it's about the love of Sailor Jupiter (your favorite Sailor Senshi) and Trunks, because Trunks is in it and he is always acting shy and cute, which only makes you want him more =)
(From Bikki-chan)

-you tape the beginning song of DBZ (english) and watch it over and over just cuz it has Trunks in it
(From Anna)

-your mom tells you that last night you were chanting in your sleep "Trunks . . trunks. . trunks. ."
(From Chiba Nida)

-Trunks is the only man in your life.

-You have watched an episode of DBZ with Trunks in it in the past 24 hours.

-You are going to watch an episode of DBZ with Trunks it in within the next 24 hours.

-Trunks is the only light in an otherwise cynical, dull world.

-Your teachers can easily recognize your "daydreaming about Trunks" look in class.

-You start researching major metaphysical stuff in search of a way to build a dimensional gateway so you can go see Trunks.

-You suffer Trunks withdrawl when you go for a whole day without seeing anything related to Trunks.

-You suffer Trunks withdrawl an hour after you see something related to Trunks

-You suffer Trunks withdrawl 5 minutes after you see something related to Trunks

-You suffer withdrawl within 3 seconds of seeing something related to Trunks.

-You refuse to wear anything that does not have a pic of Trunks on it, unless it's something like what he wears.

-You write his name (in kanji, no less!) on your hand for good luck.

-Purple has suddenly become your fave color, and green your most hated.

-Your Trunks posters/pictures/artwork is starting to seep out into the rest of your house.
(From Firefury)

- after you finally finish the best trunks drawing you have ever done, you take it to school and get your friends to see how cute the boy youv'e been talking bout' really looks like, and they to start to think that Trunks really is pretty cute!! ^-^
(Super_Sailor_Nova)

-You take Japanese classes so you can watch and understand what Trunks is saying on the japanese episodes of DBZ

-You constantly look at People magazines hoping to find Trunks labled as "Man of the Year"

-You become very jealous or suspicious of Pan in GT

-All of your fanfictions and fan art have you in there making the moves on Trunks

-You tell everyone that you are Trunks's long lost lover

-You plan your wedding a wedding and pick out cute little lavender bridesmaid dresses.
(From Lindsay)

-you forget that Vegeta is the best DBZ character. (heheh)
(From vegeta0028)

-When you not only have several different Trunks desktop themes, but you made everyone of them yourself, even taking the time to use your own capture card to get your own favorite scenes of him for the animated cursors.

-When you make a winamp skin dedicated to Trunks,

-if you're hard drive is full and your trying to decide weather to delete your trunks pictures or your operating system.
(From Athey)

-You come to this web page more than 7 times a day. (like I do while I wait for updates)
(From Aphoex)

- Your pokemon card book is slowly turning into a future Trunks shrine.
(From Future Trunks)

- Looking at Trunks's face and hearing his voice is enough to inspire you to learn Japanese.
(From Chameleon)

- you take the hand tool on your imaging software and pretend you are running it through his hair.

- you run around the local carnival screaming that you are trunks and have your best friend's lightsaber strapped on your back.

(From Stock Princess)

- you get pissed at your math teacher for saying "number seventeen"
(From Trunks404)

- your parents are giving you the "Birds and the Bees" talk you tell them not to worry because you are saving yourself for Trunks.  And they eye you suspiciously.

- you got a job just to buy more Trunks action figures.

- you take your Trunks action figure everywhere you go and pretend that he is real.  You introduce him to your friends, save a seat for him at school and at the dinner table.
 
- your teacher at school actually calls roll for your Trunks action figure and calls your home whenever he isn't in his assigned seat because she is worried.
(From Akire)

- you visit this page for the first time and are home alone at night, laughing out loud at this list (as I am doing right now) until you reach the part about Cell killig Trunks, which you did not know, and then you are depressed for the rest of the night.
(From Dota - sama 84)

 

- you read the title of this page and think 'there's no such thing as to much trunks'.
(From kit)

 

- you tuck your pants into your boots, wear an old army coat, and even make little capsule corp patches just to dress like Trunks(good thing I don't know anyone like that i.e. me)

(From AshMurray1)

 

- you bring your perfect trunks pic to school and someone says it looks gay, so when you get home you try to make a baby with it because you are so depressed that someone thinks he looks gay!!!

(From Zky1)

 

- you spend all summer learning about him


- you dream about meeting him, even if it means he crashes into your wall
(From Staria F)

 

- you play the game Tekken 2 and think LEE LOOKS LIKE TRUNKS with white hair.

- you become a computer tech so in Tekken 2 you can make LEE have purple hair.

(From enforcer)

 

- You write the word HOPE!! on everything you own.
(From Arwen Bulma)

 

- you have sexual fantasies with a pillow where you drew Trunks' face with a magic marker

- Your Trunks loving friend that complies to everything on this list begs you to go to a Trunks website. So you go to the website and end up spending 7 hours looking through it and then you complie to everything on this list by next week.
(From Sailor Psycadelica)


- You slice your freezer in half because you saw Trunks do it

- You put a Trunks poster on the ceiling on top of your bed and hope it falls on you

- You do all your free choice school reports on time traveling and how Trunks went back in time

-You learn how to draw Trunks so you can kiss it goodnight... and good morning and good afternoon... and so on...
(From PaNcHaN25 a.k.a. TrUnKs' GurL)

 

- you stay up 'till 4 AM arguing about how Trunks is the best Anime character *ever* and you miss work by over-sleeping.
(From Chameleon)

 

 

- You and your best friend talk about nothing but Trunks in your physics class, and your teacher joins in the conversation. (This is a fact. I have physics right now, and I am learning the essentials of life...Trunks)
(From Shuurei)

- You sing, "I like him, I love him, I want some more of him, I watch to death, I think I gotta problem. I don't know what it is but the female race loves it, so I like, I love him, I want some more of him!" in the shower.


- You exercise so hard, too have your body look like Trunks.


- After begining laughed out of school cause you tryed a Burning Attack on your teacher, you go home to be comforted by your piggy bank named, Billy Bo Bubba Trunks.


- You create a purfume and name it, Peuu La Trunks' Sweat


- You refer to you enenmies as Android 17, and 18.


- You often vist the guru of Trunks' fans' site, Temple O Trunks. [Hum dosen't that sound familar?]


- Dear God, your still reading this?!


- You often wear clothes with Capusal Coperation iron on's everywhere.


- You think of charcaters in your other favorite shows as Trunks : Trunks as Homer, Trunks as Agent Molder, Trunks as Ash Ketchum, da dad da da DA and ect.


- When watching Shoujo Kamemai Utena you imagin Goten and Trunks in the spinning roses instead of Anshii [Or Anthy] and Utena.


- You cuss at all Anti-Trunkses.


- Your bathroom is a shrine to his *holyness*


- You often see youself as the lucky bride-to-be of Trunks.


- You take a Trunks blow-up doll to your senior prom.


- While fliming a documentary on the Future Trunks, you and your friends are lost in the woods, never to be seen again. 12 years later the footage found . . .


- You buy black slik pajamas, opps wrong anime hehehe . . .


- You motto is, " You can never have too much Trunks."


- You find a dragonball


- After finding that dragonball you remeber something writtin by that anonymous person , Don' t mess with the affair of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup and quickly throw it with all you might.


- Your the first to join TA [Trunks Anonymous]


- You giggle like crazy when your mother takes you on your first trip inside Victora Secerts. [Dont' get it? Bra . . . Bra . . . B-R-A.]


- You do the metruanome [ A Clefairy attack ] and wave your fingers back and forth saying, "Trunks , Trunks , Trunks . . ."


- Your a boy, your gay, and you try to convenice yourself, Trunks swings both ways.


- You hate the poem, Old King Coal , just beacause Coal sounds like Cold.


- You think if Trunks bit off someone's ear he wouldn't have gone to jail.


- You imagin Trunks throwing a strange ball thing and out comeing Chazou screaming "Pikachu!" electric bolts form his red circaled cheeks following his war cry.


- You dance around singing Dan Dan Kororo all day, content with your Trunks loving life.

(From Kasei)

- After reading this entire page you save to you bookmark then become obseesed with Trunks and then begin too build a Web page devoted to Trunks.
(I have begun to do this)
(From Ultimate_DBZ_Master)

- you are Trunks!!!

- you do the hand motions of Trunks' burning attack

- you do the hand motions of Trunks' burning attack.........and it
works!

- you cut your hair like him hoping all the chicks will dig you
(From Hitman 25)

- you tell all your friends that if they all believe hard enough, Mirai Trunks will appear in a time machine.


- you sprain your ankle jumping down a flight of stairs, screaming "Die, Freeza, Die!!!" while slashing with an imaginary sword made of a yardstick. (I swear, i never really did this!)


- you have so many pix of him that it takes 3 hrs. to transfer all the pix when you get a new computer.


- when you read the list and find yourself saying, "HEY!!! what's wrong with doing that? I do that all the time!"


- your girlfriend starts telling all her friends that you ARE Trunks, simply because you have grown your hair out and dyed it lavender. (again, I swear I HAVE NOT done this!)


- your girfriends friends start believing her.


- you boast to all your friends that you have a bigger sword than them.


- you find baggy pants and wear them up to the middle of your stomach, and cut off the bottom half of a jacket to look like Trunks.


- you constantly fantasize about fighting alognside of him against Cell.


- you get into fist fights because someone says something slighty untrue about Trunks, like "Trunks has green eyes."
(From kakarottovegita)

 

- You deticate Britney Spear's song 'Crazy' to him


- You daydream about him usually in Math class

(From Charmie)


-When you dress up like him, spike you hair up (which is natural blonde, of course) actually wear a jeans jacket in public, wield a sword which you swear some nut named Tabion gave you, and yell a lot.


-Whenever you see Vegeta kill someone, you just laugh and say, "oh, my crazy dad."


-You hope and pray that FUNimation never translates any of the Cell saga, as you hope his voice will never change (nor his wonderful dialogue).


-You hope Toei will release Cell Saga tapes, just for you.


-Every time you watch Trunks' first appearance, and you see the subtitled flash, "Why are you here, Earthling?" and then Trunks pops up saying, "I'm here to kill you", you find yourself mumbling, "Right On!"


-Every Trunks victory forces you to do a victory dance.


-You spat when Vegeta pummeled Trunks from deflecting Cell from becoming perfect.


-You swear when Dr. Willo destroys Earth, and then Goku lands that you will return as Trunks.


-Everyday you try and power up, see if anything happens.


-Yeah, the 120 card (japanese, of course) card section you have of him might have cost about $1000 to get (all those other damn cards just seemed to block you from getting any), but they were WELL worth it.


-You come up with new Super Saiyan levels that Trunks can only achieve just for him to become more powerful than anyone else.


-You apply the above new SS levels to your Yahoo clubs account.


-Trunks has been your favorite character since you lived in japan (third grade for me. seven years).


-Toys in japan cost a lot. you bought them anyway.


-You have Mirai Trunks toy (with sword accessory), Super Saiyan Mirai Trunks toy (with sword), and Ultra Deluxe Super Saiyan Mirai Trunks toy (with toy).


-Mirai Trunks seemed to be the only DBZ toy that could woop all the other toys' asses.


-Whenever Trunks is hit in the show, you feel the pain.


-In GT when Trunks was possessed by Baby, and he jumped in the air, and yelled, "O MAI WA!!!!!! O MAI WA TORUNKUSU!!!!!!!" you had goose bumps.


-After watching the same scene 50 or 60 times, you begin to repeat with him (at the same level of tone, if not at greater decibles).


-You wish it had been Trunks that became Super Trunks 4 and killed Baby.


-You don't really get what the general publics fetish is with Goku, or those other dweebs that are co-stars in Trunks' DBZ.


-You wished Gotenks looked more like Trunks.


-You wished Trunks had been immortal, continuing to kick ass throughout time.


-You make fun of people for not having seen Trunks on DBZ in Japan from about 1992 to 1997.


-If you have a fanfic, you shape two to three dozen characters after Trunks.


-You start the same fanfic's main character out with Trunks hair.


-No matter what Trunks would have done, you would have been glad to do it yourself.


-You have created, maintained, built on, and had people write in to you about how great your Trunks site it.


-Your character profile section in your "unbiased" site has sixteen or seventeen Trunks profiles; all different, yet praising the almighty.
(From Super Saiya-Jin 5 Trunks)

 

-You go to court to change your name to Trunks. (I actually changed my middle name to Trunks!)


-You call your dad Vegita, your mom Buruma, your best friend Goten, and your little sister Bra.


-You carry a picture of Trunks with you everywhere you go.


-You create an entire website dedicated to Trunks. (I wonder who that sounds like!)


-You have Trunks wallscrolls and posters in your room wall to wall.


-You carry a sword around with you.


-You get sent to a mental institution for slicing someone in half with a sword for sexually harrassing your mom.


-You build a 20-foot high statue of Trunks in your back yard.


-You can't go one minute without seeing a picture of Trunks.


-You do everything exactly like Trunks does.


-You get sent to a mental institution again for beleiving that you are Trunks.

(From Kevin Trunks O'Connell)

 

 

-You start drawing his Capsule Corp. jacket, sword, pants and boots on Pikachu. (Cute as the little rodent is, he's still no Trunks. :) )

-You crash your computer from downloading anything that has to do with Trunks. (Gifs, Jpegs, Bitmaps, Desktop themes, etc.)

-You start and finish the day off by promising Gohan-san that you will avenge his death.
(From Olivia Wong)

 

-You get a plastic surgeon to chane your face to be like Trunk's and you dye your hair so you can be Trunks.

-You swear to avenge Trunks when someone says he looks like a girl with long hair.

-You make murals on your walls of your whole house with Trunks's face and different scenes concernin only Trunks.

-You start a clothing line with the Capsule Corp. logo on it.
(From Chameleon)

-You're mum for you're school's homecoming has Trunks' name on it instead of yours.
(From Trunks' Girl)

-You declare your love to Trunks over the Internet.

-You first wake up in the morning, your first word is "Trunks"

-You lie down in the bathtub while taking a shower, and pretend Trunks is in there with you

- Every picture you see of Trunks, you faint.

-After your boyfriend dumps you because you talk too much about Trunks, you figure that's ok and imagine you have Trunks as your boyfriend.

-You try to slice your math teacher in half with your sword.  Unfortunately, you can only afford a plastic one.

-You were sent to the counselor because you tried to shoot a ki blast to your math teacher during a quiz because the problem on # 17 said "Find the ratio of the numbers 17 & 18"

-You got your female teachers in love with Trunks

-You got the all the females in your school in love with Trunks, every single one.

-You sit on the couch when your parents are out, take your life sized poster of Trunks, and try to make out with it.

(FromTrunks Girl [another one])

 

-You refuse to use your math book because it is book number seventeen
(From Trunks)

- Your computer has been down for 3 months, you live in hicksville and finally get your internet-connection working, complete with G2-real audio, find out that the gracious Trunks no Miko has her movie files in G2 ra-mode, do a victory dance combinded with classic Allah-movement, only to realise once you´ve began to download that you´ve got netscape, not explorer..and just die...
(From Cia)

-You talk about Trunks so much that your best friend decided to ban you from talking about him for the entire homecoming dance.

-You love him so much and talk about him so much that your other best friend changed your name on ICQ to Trunks (How she did this is COMPLETELY beyond me)

-Every time you see the Hong Kong handover you always dream that you were standing on the podium with Trunks at the Hong Kong Convention center. *this point will be lost on those who did not watch the big event thingy*

-Your friends always know what you're thinking about. Trunks.

-You have a special picture folder devoted entirely to him and do not let it out of your sight for fear that you might lose it and go insane.

-Every time I say I'm going to check the Hong Kong market I find myself....here...well....hmmmm *scratches head*

(From Juri Arisugawa)

 

- you see him you start screaming for all the world to hear, "TRUNKS! IT'S TRUNKS! TRUNKSU! TRUNKSU-SAMA!! I LOVE YOU TRUNKS! TRUNKSU! IT"S TRUNKS! TRUUUUUUUUUUUNKS!!! I LOVE YOU!! TRUUUUUUUUNKS!
(From Bethama)

-Every time you see something purple you faint.


-You buy purple hair hair dye and refuse to shower in fear of losing the color.


-You build a life size model of Trunks and whenever you see it, you kiss it.


-You cry when you see Trunks get hurt or when he dies.


-You never come near an egg, knowing that Cell was in one and killed Trunks.


-Whenever a friend asks you a question, all you answer is Trunks.


-You forget one plus one.


-Whenever you feel something cold, you think of Trunks fighting Freeza and King cold.


-Whenever you're in trouble, you wish Trunks was there to save you.

(From john.d.allen)

 

- You try to imagine the perfect girl for Trunks and your own picture is the only thing that pops in your mind.
(Trunks' Girl)

 

-You made your boyfriend get plastic surgery, a hair cut and hair dyed, just so he would look like Trunks, and it worked!
(From Kiteralki)

 

-When you begin buying home furnishings for you apartment you make sure it has Trunk's picture on it.

-You spend you weekend trying to create a capsule corp logo that will stay on your leather motercylce jacket.

-You meet a guy at the mall and you think he would look just like future Trunks if would die his hair purple instead of blue.

-You convince the same guy to go out with you and when you get to his place you discover he has Dragonball Final Bout in Japanese and you keep on trying to play it over and over just to hear Trunk's voice, even though you can't understand what he is staying.

-You are going to a Halloween party and you are trying to create a Trunks costume.

-You have not only studied up on the metaphysical, but you now believe you can force yourself in to the dragonball continuity and find Trunks.

-You begin to train yourself to be in the top physical condition that is humanly possible so if you ever run into Trunks he will be impressed (even if you are a girl).
(From Amethyst)

 

-You become the world's biggest Backstreet Boys fan just because you think Nick Carter looks like Trunks.
(From Callista)


-You refuse to look at anything unless Trunks has to do with it

(From Phsychoqaz)

 

-You listened to "Blue Wind of Hope" so many times that everyone in your family got mad at you and took away the CD.


-You asked your parents to dye your hair purple.


-You look at and save all the images in the "Trunks Screencaps".


-You drool when you see him.


-You want a copy of some Trunks episodes.


-You finally can draw Trunks.


-He's one of your Fav. Guys of Anime and his #1 on the list.


-You actually find a guy who looks like Trunks and ask him to dye his hair purple.


-Someone insulted Trunks in your P.E. so your got in a fight with them and beat the carp out them.


-You named your silver trombone "Trunks"


-You cried because your trombone "Trunks" broke and had to be fixed.


-You are in an anime club at school, your decide to be Goku's sister because you wanted to be a full saiyajin AND marry Trunks.


-You have a little Super Saiyajin Future Trunks in your book bag as a good luck charm.


-Some one ask to trade your little Super Saiyajin Future Trunks for a Pokemon card and you said "NO WAY!"
(From Trunks Girl Julia)

 

-You began to worship Vegeta and Bulma double-time cause they made him.


-Your siblings and friends start calling you Bulma, Pan, or Trunks cause Bulma gets Vegeta and has a cool son like Trunks or Pan cause she hangs out with him so often and Trunks for obvious reasons...

(From Silcresent)

 

- You actually save and spend the $325 for the Future Trunks costume at
http://www.cosplaycloset.com/CostumePages/Zee.html *and* the wigs and sword, costing you another $350 or so, and restraining your budget so much you won't be able to buy anything else for 6 months.
(From Flaming Ice girl)

 

-You find a site with all sorts of Trunks stuff and cry when your computer won't download any of it.


-You have dreams that he shows up and saves you from the eeeevil monsters and then takes you flying and he gives you his jacket, and when you wake up and find yourself hugging your bed sheets you wish you could just STAY asleep.


-The kids you babysit for ask you all sorts of questions about Trunks because they're just kids and don't understand the whole mirai thing.


-You get your entire family hooked on DBZ, even the dogs sit still and stare at the TV.


-The first three things out of your dad's mouth when he gets home are: "Hi.", "How was your day?", "Did you record DBZ? I really wanna see Goku kick Freeza's ass some more."


-When writing a note to your friend you wright imaginary arguments with Vegeta (all of which end up in you blowing him away) and wish that Trunks was there to blow away your extremely boring science teacher (Why not the whole school while he's at it?)


-You devote your life to finding 'The Perfect Shade of Purple'
(From Epin san)

 

-if you go out with a guy just because he looks remotely like Trunks and when he bleaches his hair platinum blonde and it looks *hideous* you immediately dismiss it saying that he just turned super-sayjin.

-you hate it when people watch dragonball with you because you can't cheer and curse on Trunks when he fights and you get embarrassed when you break into tears when something bad happens to him.
(From jade)

 

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