The DBZ Dating Game
AKA: The result of chlorine getting to our heads a little too much

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Trunks:  "Hey hey everyone out there in tv land!   Are you ready to see some LOOOVE!?"

People in TV Land:  "Yeah!"

Trunks:  "Then you've come to the right place!   This is the Dating Game, the place where we showcase the most desperate, horny morons and make fools of them on television!  Let's meet our contestant today!"

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Trunks:  "Hello Pan, and welcome to our game show!"

Pan:  "Hi, it's great to be here!......god, I need a man."

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Trunks:  "Alrighty Pan, just take a seat right there, facing the wall nice and quiet like."

Pan:  "Oh, what a sexy wall.  Sure, I'll date you!"

Trunks:  "No, the wall isn't one of our eligible bachelors.  These guys are!"

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Trunks:  "Meet Bachelor #1, Piccolo, straight out of the projects!  Occupation: Pimp for hire.  He's a bad motha f*cka and he's really for some sweet lovin'!"

Piccolo:  "y0 WuT uP mAh HoMiEz.  I bez bLiNg bLiNgIn'."

Trunks:  "Word."

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Trunks:  "Next up is Bachelor #2, the always sexy Bubba Trunks.  He's a construction worker from Buffalo."

Bubba Trunks:  "..............I'm so hot!"

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Trunks:  "Last is Bachelor #3, Cell!  He's an evil villain bent on being the strongest in the world.  He also enjoys flower arranging and listening to Frank Sinatra."

Cell:  "Screw you all!  You suck!......oh please, I just want someone to love! <sniff sniff>"

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Trunks:  "Now that we've got a little background information on the guys, you can start asking them questions to learn even more about them."

Pan:  "Ok. Bachelor #1, if you could take me out on a date, what would it be like?"

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Piccolo:  "Word hea, cornbread beotch, I ain't bouncin witchoo NO WHERE, aiite? You be takin' ME all round dis piece and buyin ME dat fancy jigga diamond rings an' shiet! Da f*ck, biatch, you always be tryin' a f*ck me, you know?! You always makin me drive yo bitch ass all round dis place..."

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Pan:  "<giggle> Ok, you scare me!  Bachelor #2, here is your question.  If we went out to a club, what would your coolest dance move be?"

Bubba Trunks is gonna dance?!  Head for the hills!  Or you could simply click here

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