A Restatement of My Statement

By Joseph A

Before I begin, I’d like to make a statement (the first of many). Also please keep in mind that this pertains to the subbies only. I WAS RIGHT! Since none of you retard subbies have bothered to respond to me and call me to task about my editorial, this can only mean one or some or all of the following things, and none of them are good.

1. You’re just plain lazy
2. You’re wrong and you know it
3. You’re right, but too cowardly to tell me

You people had better start responding and telling me that I’m wrong or we retard dubbies have won, and you wouldn’t want that, would you?

So, on to the editorial:

The Voices

My viewpoint on this is no different than before. I don’t have one as to Japanese vs. American. Go debate it in your own circles. I can pass judgement on Season 1 & 2 vs. Season 3. So like I said, unless it’s about the American voices and the American voices only, go screw yourselves. I’m tired of hearing it and I don’t like having an inborn bias.

The Theme Music

I’m back and my support of Rock the Dragon is stronger than ever. You damn subbies bitched and moaned and complained (with some really weak-ass points, which you should be ashamed of) that Rock the Dragon was inferior and only had seven words (which demonstrates that you have no life if you’re counting the words in a theme song). As a result, we got this crap. I don’t even want to know what the new theme song is called, it’s so bad. It’s a splice between bullshit and music at the end of the episodes (also known as bullshit). FUNimation could take a lesson from Gundam Wing and leave the original soundtrack (which kicks ass, I gotta say). Next topic.

Censorship

Nothing new here…wait, I take that back. Gundam Wing has given me some very new standpoints on the censorship issue and just about every other bone of contention in the DBZ world. Gundam has changed nothing but some minor swearing and a little blood (which, from what I’ve seen hardly exists at all in Gundam). The dialogue has remained greatly intact and so has the action. No pathetic attempts at humor, no pathetic insults (like Vegetable-breath in DBZ). Everything is as it was. Now, I still maintain that a lot of the editing of DBZ isn’t necessarily FUNimation’s fault. Swearing, for example. I would love to see the day when people can say, "You fucking idiot!" on TV without being bleeped out or anything. But alas, the f*cking republicans still exist (George W. Bush is a retard) and will for a very long time, unfortunately. So that ain’t gonna happen. There is some laziness on the part of FUNimation, but mostly, the violence and swearing wouldn’t make it past the censors anyway, so forget it. Next topic.

The Subbies

I’m not even going to start in on you bitches. You’re too lazy to correct me, a dumbass dubbie. I’m not starting on you people not because I’m lazy, but because I’d have to write a book with approximately 800,000,000,000 volumes (and that’s condensed) to explain myself and my viewpoint about you people. So here’s the understatement of all history and the super-ultra-hyper-mega-condensed version of my standpoint. You people are ignorant, retard, inbred, republican, asswipe bitches. There.

That’s it. So once again, here’s my email address. I want some negative feedback, or I’m going to put some really nasty stuff about the subbies in here. One final statement. Please, subbies, make Meri your example. She’s a subbie, who, as far as I can tell, does not pimp any anti-dubbie sentiments, nor does she indulge in any of the other crap that you assholes indulge in. DUBBIES FOREVER!

Until you offend me again,

The Dark Saiyan