The
Bold and the Super Saiyan: A Trunks Soap Opera
AKA: The result of Meri
and Alyssa being subjected to watching too many crappy daytime tv series
One day, Trunks and Bulma (*Note* the part of Bulma will be played by
Sailor Mercury) are at Capsule Corp. watching tv.
Bulma <to Trunks>: "Excuse me.....but, I....have something to
tell you....I love you!"
Trunks: "Oh...........whoa."
Vegeta: "What was that, woman!?"
Bulma: "Oh, Vegeta! Errr....hello! Nice weather today,
huh?"
Vegeta: "Bulma...<insert dramatic music here> you....CAN'T
love Trunks! You just can't!"
Bulma: "Well, Vegeta, why is that? I can't help it if I
got bored of you!"
Vegeta: "The reason is.....Trunks is your *son*!"
Bulma: "Oh my god! I never realized...my my. How
awkward!"
Trunks <off camera>: "Oh......whoa."
Bulma: "This *is* certainly unexpected! (Hmm...I always did wonder
why that kid looked like me!) But Vegeta...how come you're not all that upset?"
Vegeta: "Ummm......well, I uhhhhh..."
Goku: "Hi honey, I'm home!"
Vegeta: "You see, me and Kararotto, I mean, Goku, have been going
together for quite some time!"
Bulma: "NO WAY!"
Trunks: "NO WAY! I mean....what's my line again? <looks at
cue card> I meant to say....oh....whoa!"
Goku: "Well Veggie-chan, where shall we eat tonight? We have
to make it a little known place so Chi-Chi won't find me!"
Vegeta: "That's a good idea.....let's go to that roadside
burrito place!"
<Bulma and Trunks pass out>
Bulma: "Oh......I feel so alone!"
Trunks: "Bulma, er, mother, a relationship between us
wouldn't have worked out anyways. Aside from the fact that it would be incest, I
also happen to have a girlfriend!"
Trunks: "Here she is right now! Everyone, I'd like you
all to meet my cute girlfriend, #17!"
<insert more dramatic music here!>
To see how everyone reacts to
Trunks' "girlfriend", go here!
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