If these commercials don't rot your brain, I don't know what will!
Bubba Trunks: "Hello, and welcome to Psychic Bubba's Hotline! Do you have questions in love, relationships, money, world domination? Then call me, and your first psychic reading is free! Let's see how my mysterious hotline looked into the lives of others."
Bubba Trunks: "Hmmm.....I see there's a special woman in your life...."
Vegeta: "Yes....yes there is."
Super #17: "Vegeta-chan! What are you doing here with this over-sized Bubba Psychic!? You told me you'd take me shopping!"
Vegeta: "Y-yes, dear! Anything you say!"
Bubba Trunks: "'Special woman' indeed."
Mr. Satan: "Hi, I'm Mr. Satan, Champion of Justice! I use Psychic Bubba's Hotline, and it works wonders! Why, just look at what my good friend Goku learned by calling!"
Bubba Trunks: "Hmmm.....an image in my mind is getting clearer....it's telling me that....that.....tomorrow is Thursday!"
Goku: "<gasp> I can't believe it, you're right! Wow, Psychic Bubba, you know it all!"
Bubba Trunks: "Yeah, I know."
Bubba Trunks: "As you can see by these satisfied customers, I am almost always right in my predictions! So pick up the phone, and call Psychic Bubba Hotline right now!"
Girl off camera: "What is desire?"
Pan <wearing not-so-skimpy-lingere>: "Desire is......being able to look for the Dragon Balls with Trunks all day! Desire is....adventure!"
Narrator: "Please be sure to go to our semi-annual bra and panty sale!"
Goku: "Hi, this is Goku! You don't want to miss a single exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z, every weekday at 5 pm on Cartoon Network! I never miss it, and neither should you!"
<The Z-gang gathers around and begins laughing at Goku>
Piccolo: "Hahahaha! You're doing a commerical for American DBZ!"
Vegeta: "Wuss!"
Trunks: "Sell out!"
Goten: "Traitor!"
Goku: "Hey...you're right! What was I thinking!? Screw this commercial, I'm going out to get a McDoogal burger! You guys wanna come?"
All: "Sure!"
Trunks: "Well, that's that! I hope you enjoyed this new batch of commercials! Remember- keep on buying!"
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