And now, the conclusion of our epic film!
Lovejoy: "Ah-ha! There you are!!"
Rose: "Eeeek! Let's run!"
Jack: "Who IS that handsome fella?"
Rose: "Look over there, Jack! Cars! We can hide in there!"
Jack: "What are cars doing on a boat?"
James (narrating): "It didn't take long for the two to start making
passionate love in the car. But this movie is rated G, so we'll just skip over that
scene."
Jack: "Oh Rose! I love you ever so very much!"
Rose: "I love you too, Jackie-poo!"
Lookout: "Awww...look at the happy couple! Huh...what's that over
there?"
Lookout: "OHMIGOD!!!! ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!!!!"
<Iceberg hits side of the ship>
<A piece lands inside of the ship>
Rose: "Wow, that's a big ass ice cube!"
Jack: "Hmmm...this could be bad."
James: "Because this is a No-Budget film, we'll gloss over the big
special effects of the movie and give you a description of what happened. Jack was
accused of stealing Rose's necklace, and was then arrested. The ship began to sink,
but Rose went to go find Jack and rescued him.
Now, the life boats are being quickly filled."
Jack: "Here, Rose! Get in this budget life boat! I'll catch up
with you!"
Rose: "Jack! Don't leave me!"
Cal: "Damn! I wanted that life boat!!!"
<Insert special effects here. Just imagine it, ok! Boat sinks and many people
die horrible deaths>
James (narrating): "After the Titanic sinks completely, Jack and Rose
are left floating on a shard of the ship in the middle of the freezing Atlantic
Ocean."
Rose: "J-Jack! It's so cold!"
Jack: "Yeah, I know what ya mean! I think it's causing some
shrinkage..."
Rose: "Excuse me?"
Jack: "Uhh...nevermind. Rose...promise me that after this, you'll
survive!!"
Rose: "Sure, no problem. Jack? Hey, Jack?! Oh no! He's dead!!"
<Rose pushes his dead body into the ocean>
Rose: "I'll never let go, Jack...I'll never let go....<sniff
sniff>"
James: "Rose was found in the water by another life boat and was
taken to New York where she began a new life and started a family. All was well with
the world after that! The end!"
Goten: "Hello, 'James'....."
Trunks: "Marvelous casting job!!"
Goten: "Wait 'till I get my hands on you for making me a girl!"
Gohan: "Eeeep! Oh no!"
Mirai Trunks: "Not so fast, funny man! Where do you get off making me
the bad guy!?"
Gohan: "Uhmmm...well, I uh....nuthin' personal! You're still da
bomb!"
Mirai Trunks: "I'll bomb you, you!!"
<pushes Gohan into the "ocean" along with GT Trunks and Goten>
Gohan: "Oh.....the humanity....."
THE END!
Produced, Directed, Written, Graphics, Edited and Stunts
by...
Meri and Alyssa!
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