Tuxedo Springer: (sarcastically) "Oh no! A FIGHT!? On MY show!? Security! Some one get the bouncers!"
Bubba Trunks: "I got you in my 'Bubba Lock', Trunks!"
Bouncer #1: "Ok, break it up!"
Bouncer #2: "You've had enough fighting for today, mista."
Tuxedo Springer: "Now that that little dispute is settled, (oh darn!), we'll have another interview with one of Trunks' acquaintances....
Tuxedo Springer: "......GIRU!!!!"
Giru: "Giru giru!"
Tuxedo Springer: "all right, Giru, tell us your story."
Giru: "Trunks and I used to be friends, giru..."
Giru: "....until one day, he gave me 'robot proctology', giru!!! Oh, it was horrible, giru!"
Trunks: "LIES!!!!!! All lies!!!!!"
Giru: "Oh no! Trunks has got that look in his eyes again! He's gonna do it to me...AGAIN!!!!"
Kelly: "Not MY Trunks! He would never do something like that!"
Tiffany: "Oh yes he would! He's a male tramp!"
Kelly: "No he's not! Ya wanna start something, too?!"
Tiffany: "I'll kick your butt!!!!!!"
Kelly: "Get off me, you hussy!"
Audience: "TUXEDO! TUXEDO! TUXEDO!"
CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!
Vegeta: "Good job, Trunks! You really know how to cause a ruckus!"
Tuxedo Springer: "That sure ended up in one big free for all!! HERE!? NEVER!!! Oh, I guess there's a first time for *everything*! Tune in next time when we have tap dancing cows in drag that cheat on each other. Bye!"
Back at Capsule Corp. later that day....
Trunks: "Hey dad! I'm back!"
Vegeta: "Heh. Not a bad job you did on that show, boy!"
Vegeta: "But I gotta say, I think I could have done a better job of tearin' up the place!"
Trunks: "Why didn't you, then!?! Vegeta: "Hey, back off, brat!!! I was busy..."
Vegeta: "....watching my soap operas!"
Trunks: "Say WHAT!?"
Trunks: "Oh dad, you're SUCH a card! Where would I ever be without you!?"
Vegeta: "Trunks, get me outta here! Trunks? Where you goin'!? HEY!! Don't you leave me here! Hey now!...."
THE END! (For now!) Produced, Directed, Written, Graphics and Stunts by...
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