Let the battle begin!
(And so, the contenders begin their rigorous training)
Goku: "Way to hit me in the face, son! Good job!"
Gohan: "Thanks, dad!"
Sailor Scouts: "Sailor.....Teleport!"
Vegeta: "Ouch! Stop that! Get that out of there, you brat!"
Trunks: "Buwahahaha! Chew on that, father!
(And so, the big day of the competetion arrived)
Tuxedo Mask: "Hello everyone, and welcome to the first annual DBZ vs. Sailor Scouts Tenkaichi Budokai! I'm your host, Tuxedo Mask. You may remember me from such shows as Tuxedo Springer! Anyhow, I'd like to intruduce my co-host..."
Tuxedo Mask: "...Mr. Satan!"
Mr. Satan: "Oh hohohoho!!! The world champion is here!"
Audience: "SA-TA-N! SA-TA-N! SA-.....aw, who are we kidding? Satan, you SUCK!"
T.M: "Here is our first round- Sailor Venus vs. Son Goten!"
Sailor Venus: "Hey, you're pretty hot. Wanna go out with me?"
Goten: "You bet your bootie, sweet thang!"
<The two abanndon the competition>
Goku: "Goten! How could you walk away from a battle! I taught you better than that, you...you....oh hell, go for it, son! Have a good date!"
T.M: "Ooookaaay, so it looks like that fight ended in a draw."
Mr. Satan: "Let's continue to round 2, The Great Saiyaman vs. Sailor Mercury. It's the battle of the brains!"
Gohan: "I really don't want to fight girls, but I don't have much choice."
Sailor Mercury: "Right. It is time to do battle."
Sailor Mercury: "Math attack! Think fast! What is 2x + 4x = 12?!"
Gohan: "Bah, that's simple! x = 2! Now, bite me!"
Gohan: "How dare you insult me with such a simple algebra problem! Take that, and that, and this!"
Sailor Mercury: "Waaaahhh!"
T.M: "Looks like the winner is the Great Saiyaman!"
Gohan: "Yippie!"
Who will fight next? Only one way to find out. You know what to do!
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