• Looks - Kawaii!!! :) Ok, so that's a bit of an understatement. He's stout- about four and a half feet tall and Kami-sama only knows how wide. :p Completely pale blue in skin color, his face resembles a catfish of sorts, two antennae that hang like thin rods from the top of his head, and almost NEVER takes off his pair of blue-framed sunglasses. He wears a black pullover with his symbol on the front, a red, long-sleeved shirt underneath, purple pants and your run-of-the-mill shoes that look like the ones Piccolo always wears.

• Smarts - VERY wise- he's a God, after all. That, and he's a martial arts master- one of the best in the universe.

• Personality - Though he is wise, having lived for many a millenia, he is a bit eccentric, always cracking insanely BAD jokes and puns. And when a crisis comes up, he is usually a bit of a worrywort, always predicting the worst of a situation. Still, when a flicker of hope comes along, his predictions do a complete 180.

• Fighting Skills -  Unknown to us (the viewers), though we have seen him train with Gokou for a few moments in the Japanese version. Though he *is* a Martial Arts Master- one of the best, it is said.

• Special Abilities - Yet another unknown, though he is the creator of the powerful "Kaioken" power-up technique, and the INSANELY powerful "Genki Dama"- both techniques were so powerful, not even HE can control them.

• Competition - Me!! Ok, maybe not in the show. In fact, you might say he's available to anyone who would bother to want him... :(

• In-Laws - The other Three Kaio Gods, Dai-Kaio-sama (though I could be mistaken)

• Economics -  Lives on a little planet on the end of Snake Way, with his little companions Bubbles (a monkey) and Gregory (a talking Cricket). If you can stand the 10x Gravity on that planet, you might enjoy it there. (Plus, there's a LOT of food, so I guess you won't go hungry...)

• Sex - Oooh, that's a hard one to think about. O.o Well, I suppose he'd try and make it as entertaining for you as possible, cracking quite perverted, yet bad puns in the process. But he'd be very gentle and caring if you get used to it, being a quite odd, yet pleasing experience.

• Overall - Wise, yet slightly loopy, and a wee bit strange-looking, but if you're looking for a caring, (and quite witty) companion, he's the God for you.
  

Written by Laura, the Kaiou Otaku. Thanks!