A DBZ Thanksgiving
AKA: The result of trying to make a blatant rip-off of "Iron Chef" by turning it into a Thanksgiving show.
Trunks: "Arg! Father, I can't believe you could mess up like this, on all days!"
Vegeta: "Brat, what are you rambling about this time? Bandana on too tight?"
Trunks: "No, not that. It's Thanksgiving, and we're hosting the party for everyone here at Capsule Corp., and THIS dinner is the BEST you could come up with?!"
Vegeta: "Looks fine to me."
Trunks: "How in god's name do you think a hot dog is going to feed a huge group of people!? *sigh* Where is mother when you need her?"
[Miko's note: Bulma figure should be arriving in the mail any day now, whee!]
<DING DONG!>
Trunks: "Oh great, now some guests are here, and we don't even have a suitable meal..."
Goku: "Hello, the Son Family is here!"
Trunks: "Hi Goku, Gohan, Goten...glad you could make it. Although, I'm gonna warn you in advance, I think our party is gonna suck ass."
Vegeta: "Geez boy, you don't have to rub it in. I'm a warrior, dammit, not a cook." *insert blatant Star Trek rip-off here*
Trunks: "Hey, it seems like someone in your family is missing. Is it..."
Goku: "Oh! I forgot to tell you, we have a new family member! Come on in...."
Goku: "BRO!"
Raditz: "Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!"
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[Miko's note: We got a new "cast member". Just go with the flow!]
Raditz: "My, Vegeta. How you've grown! *snicker* What a big boy you are."
Vegeta: "Stuff it, pineapple head. Hey, weren't you dead?"
Trunks (off camera): "Well, it STILL feels like someone from your family is missing..."
<DING DONG!>
Vegeta: "Oh, I'll get it..*mumble mumble*"
Vegeta: "Why if it isn't...er...everyone else."
Krillin: "Gee, nice to see you too, Vegeta."
Piccolo: "Wha-wha, wha....what da hell iz you callin' dat dinner up in dis mug, yo?!"
Vegeta: "You mind repeating that in English, Namek?"
Piccolo: "I mean, that Thanksgiving dinner of yours looks like a pile of pig slop. How dare you try to pass that off as a meal to your guests!"
Vegeta: "Oh yeah!? Wanna make something of it!"
Piccolo: "You bet I do! I challenge you to a cooking competition!"
Vegeta: "But mama always told me that real men don't bake..."
Goku: "A cook-off!? Sounds like fun! I'm in!"
Vegeta: "Gah! Kakarotto, why must you always butt in! Fine then. I shall prove I am stronger than you, even in the realm of culinary delights, I shall defeat you!"
Wow, these guys are more competitive than humanly possible! Please click here
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