• Looks - Bald, white beard. In reasonable good shape, I suppose, due to the fact he was a martial artist, but he's old.

• Smarts -Eh, not stupid, fairly clever. Not brilliant, just somewhat above average, I suppose, with cleverness thrown in.  A master martial genius.

• Personality - Pervert. He's the sort of dirty old man you would probably avoid if you saw him on the streets and caught him looking at you. Somehow he's kind sweet though. Cares about people and has principles (if not morals..).

• Fighting Skills -  Was once the strongest fighter in the world. Probably one of the weakest fighters by now. Can be beaten easily in terms of strength but cleverness is something he does have which might save his skin.

• Special Abilities - The Kamehameha. Well, he invented the darned technique..

• Competition - If there is any, I'd seriously question the girl's sanity.. there won't be too much trouble involved in snagging this guy. Flash your panties willingly, and he'll probably say 'I do' on the spot..

• In-Laws - The turtle?

• Economics -  Probably not too good. He's spending most of his money on mags. Get him working, and he could probably earn a decent living.

• Sex - Probably pretty poor. He's old, and likely to try some odd things he's read in mags, and then screw them up.

• Overall - Probably not a good match for most girls. His habits would probably drive you to divorce. If you go for clever older guys with gutters for minds, he's probably not a bad choice though..

Written by Musajiro. Thanks!