Goku: "I'm looking for a shampoo/hair dye that will really bring out the
animal in me!"
<Goku making strange noises from the shower>
Goku: "Oh...yes, yes, yes!!!!!"
Goku: "Ah, that was such an herbal and natural experience! This new
Herbal Essence is not only a shampoo, but a hair dye as well! You didn't think I was
*naturally* blonde, did you?"
Goten: "Gee Dad, that stuff looks so cool! I hope it will do wonders
for my frail hair!"
<After yet another lovely showering experience...>
Goten: "Holy moly! Just look at my glowing beauty! This dye
really brings out my natural highlights!"
All: "Herbal Essence, the shampoo/hair dye that Saiyans adore!"
<The four coolest kids on the block sit on a stoop discussing their t.v. pet
peeves>
Goku: "Like, hey! Don't you, like, totally hate those commercials with
those guys screaming their heads off to sell us something stupid!?"
<An example of such an ad pops on the screen>
Mr. Satan: "Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yamcha: "Oh, fer sure! And, like, what about those commercials with
those 'totally cool' models trying to be all cool and stuff?! That's not gonna wanna
make me buy something!"
<Another example of a lame ad pops up>
Model on the left: "I don't want to be attractive..."
Model on the right: "....but *I* do."
All four: "JUST SHOW US THE ORANGE AND BLUE FIGHTING SUITS!"
Announcer: "Arizona Brand Fighting Suits. No hype, just the
suits."
Captain Ginyu: "Hey, have you ever wanted to be a poser! No, really,
I'm serious! If you have, sign up for Ginyu's Posing School! After just three
months, you'll be posing with the best of them!"
Ginyu: "Join the fun! Be a poser! It'll be worth it, I guarantee
it!"
Announcer: "Warning: Executing these poses may be hazardous to your
health."
Alyssa: "Boy oh boy, am I ever hungry! Wherever shall I eat?"
Meri: "Hmmmm...I don't know...how about McDoogals (not be be confused with
that *other* burger place)?"
Alyssa: "Golly, Meri, that's a darn good idea!"
Meri: "Alrighty, then! Let's go!"
Alyssa: "Oh my! Look! This month at McDoogals..."
Alyssa: "...they have free Dragon Ball figures inside each Kid's Happy
Spiffy Meal! Collect 'em all!"
Alyssa: "Wow, they're sooooo cool!"
Goku: "NOOOO! Don't let her take me away!"
Vegeta: "She's gonna do strange things with us, like...use us in action
figure movies...or something!"
Alyssa: "Wheeee!!! They're the best! Buy yours today!"
DBZ figures: "Oh, the humanity!!!"
GT Trunks: "Well, I guess that just about wraps it up! I hope you
enjoyed these commercials!"
Announcer on t.v: "We now return to Dragon Ball Z!"
GT Trunks: "Awwww man!!! This sucks! Reruns!"
THE END!!!
Created from the warped minds of...
Meri and Alyssa Cantoni!
Look for an all-new movie in the near future! Bye!
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