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The Sexuality of Trunks

"WHAT?! 'The Sexuality
of Trunks'?! Trunks isn't sexual! He's a sweet and innocent pure boy!".
That's what naive Trunks fans might say when they read this! <smacks Trunks
teenyboppers on the head> I realized that are a lot of things that Trunks says
that can be looked at in a different light, showing a side of him that fans never get to
see: his sexuality! Now, let's take an adventure into the uncharted region of
Trunks-dom!
Note: New additions are
at the bottom of each section.
Quotes from the
English Dub
"So you wanna
see my sword, huh?" Oh come on! I don't have to explain this one
for you, do I?
"Don't worry, I
won't bite." Thinking about doing something a little nasty, eh Trunks?
Vegeta: "What
are you looking at?" Trunks: "Oh, it's nothing, it's just that
I...like your [pink] shirt." Vegeta: "You WOULD." My
my my, what is Veggie-san implying!? *gasp*
(when talking about
who survived the Android attack in his future) "....that's my
master..Gohan." "M-M-master"!? Wow, Trunks, you sure
are a kinky one! *shivers just thinking about what sort of incidents would result in
Trunks calling Gohan his "master"*
- "Father...you're so tough and
proud, hard and cold like a rock. But still, deep down, your heart beat like mine
does. I know you feel....I'm your son. I'm your son, and I will always
love you." I know I love this quote to death, but when you think about
it, it makes ya wonder how Trunks is thinking about his dad.
"tough....hard", hehehe...ok, I'm stretching it a bit for this one. =P
- "Shut-up! You don't know how
powerful they are!" Trunks would no best, since he probably got a crack at
both #17 & #18!
- "You know that the sword doesnt
makes the man" AGAIN with the swords!? *sigh*
- "I'm sorry, I can't do
that. I know, it sounds strange..." Sounds like he doesn't 'want it
that way'.
- "Goku, could I talk to you
alone, just the two of us?" YES!!! I knew it, I knew! it! Trunks
and Goku would just make the damn cutest couple, wouldn't they? Finally, Trunks is
making his move!
- Trunks: "Could you turn into a
Super Saiyan? Please Goku!" Goku: (after transformed) "There, are
you satisfied?" Trunks: "Yes, I am!" Ohh la la,
there's just something about knowing that Trunks is 'satisfied' that's just so yummy. =P
- "You're good, No. You're
Great!" *lights up cigarette* Yes, I know.
- (To Goku): "Those same
moves turned Freeza into cold cuts." What moves would THOSE be?
- (Goku to Trunks) "Yeah
well, your heart just wasn't in it this time." You know I'm a sap for
these Goku X Trunks moments. =P Come on, you can take that the wrong way if you try
rela hard!
- "Come on, come on, don't give
out on me now!" .................crap, if you need an explanation for this
one, I think you'd need a talk with your mommy and daddy about them birds and bees I've
been hearing so much about lately.
- Bulma (to Baby Trunks):
"Yajirobe has your pants!" Now what in the name of cheese is that
Yajirobe doing with Baby Trunks' pants?! EWW!! Child molester!
- To Bulma: "Sure, go for
it." Gah! *gag gag* How incestuous!
- To Cell: "Come on, show me
what you got!" Cuz we all know that you wanna see what Cell's got,
right Trunks? Let's see what that big green man has to offer, woo hoo!
- To Cell yet again: "You
want me?! Come and get me!" Damn, now Trunks is playing
hard-to-get with Cell. Screw those Trunks x Goku quotes, I think our lad now has
something going on for that hunka hunk of Android love!
- "Please Krillin, just swallow
this!". Damn it boy, when you start demanding sexual favors from bald,
nose-less midgets, you just know it's about time to get laid.
- "Oh no, I shouldn't have done
that! Now I'm spent!". *insert heavy breathing and huffing and
puffing here*
- Mr. Popo, referring to Trunks and
Vegeta who are in the Room of Spirit and Time (err..."Hyperbolic Time
Chamber"): "I hear strange noises coming out of the room". Trunks!!
Leave your daddy alone! I thought I told you not to touch him there!
- Cell, to Trunks: "I can
have Vegeta any time I want. But right now I want you." Dat's right, even
super evil guys want a piece of our boy!
- A preview for the next episode of
DBZ: "Trunks and Cell get it on! On the next episode of DragonBall
Z!" Self-explanatory. But isn't that just a lovely image that
springs up in your mind? :P
- "Gohan, you HAVE to let me do
this!!" Do WHAT? Ah, the mind boggles at the possibilities.
- "Oh no! My mom's back! Don't
tell her about this, please Gohan!" Holy....Trunks and Gohan are doing
naughty things when mommy isn't around! It's so devilish, I can hardly stand it.
- Trunks: "Mom, I think I'm
going to do it." Bulma: "Don't rush, Trunks!" Well,
you can never have enough incestuous quotes. ^_^
- "Father, stop! We have to
wait for Goku!" You know it wouldn't be a good threesome without Goku!
- "No, stop! Wait a minute,
Krillin!" .....'I...I...have to take a breather!' *pant pant*
- Trunks to Bulma: "Dad went
all out! Cool huh?" Yeah.....mondo cool. *faints*
- "I've been hanging out with
Goku, remember?" As always, I'm a sucker for Goku x Trunks wanna-be
situations. Damn my over-active, yaoi-saturated imagination!
- #17 (in regards to killing
Trunks): "...we'll be blowing a week's worth of fun." Ah,
that Juu-chan...always wanting to have "fun" (have I mentioned I'm a sucker for
Juunanagou x Trunks pairings?)
- Cell to Trunks: "You too
will be a part of me." *begins singing the Spice Girls song "2
Become 1*
- Trunks to Cell: "I know
how you get your kicks, Cell!" (see above quote for "how"
Cell gets his kicks)
- "Hey Mom, what's shaking?
Oh, I still see you're playing with your toy." Shaking + toy =
vibr....don't make me say it! Man Trunks, that's not the sorta thing you wanna walk
in on.
- "Gohan, you're
amazing!" Wow, Gohan really is Trunks' "master".
- Trunks, in regards to Gohan going
SSJ2: "He's changed, as if he's suddenly become a man!" Ohhh
baby, Trunks made a real man outta Gohan, eh?
- Vegeta to Trunks in the Time Chamber:
"Are you scared?" Trunks: "Ummm, of course not!" (Trunks
thinking to himself): "I can't let my father see that I'm scared..." This
is your first time, is it not, Trunks-chan?
- To Vegeta in the Time Chamber:
"Its hot in here...Its overwhelming" Vegeta: "Yes, it is!"
Hot, steamy, passionate incest. You know where it's at, baby!
- Goku: "Are you
satisfied?" Trunks: "Yes. I am." Do you REALLY
need an explanation from me?
- Trunks to Androids: "Does that
thrill you? It'll be your last joy ride!" Ride it, cowboy!
Giddy up!
- Trunks, about Vegeta:
"He's a cranky guy, but he's impressive." Translation:
"He may not like he when I pull on his hair and whip him, but he's impressive in
bed."
- Trunks, to Gohan: "...you
know what I'm going through!" It's called "puberty", son,
and it's not pretty.
- Trunks, to Goku: "Well
this time, I won't stop." Goku: "As you wish." *making
animal noises* "Oh yeah, Trunks, don't stop! Harder, harder!"
Hmm..that was rather blatant, wasn't it? I apologize.
- "I think that's what my mom saw
in my father, and that's what I see too." ..."and what I see
is...*smacks up* like a 'long, sharp sword.'"
- Chibi Trunks, to Gohan:
"Now, let's go have some fun!!" Child Pornography = Legal in DBZ.
- Chibi Trunks, to Gohan:
"Bye, Gohan! Come back and play anytime you want!" Ohh,
sounds like Chibi Trunks needs a "playmate".
- Freeza to Trunks: "I've never
met anyone who laid it on quite as thick as you!" Hearing this makes me want
to sing the classic "Pour Some Sugar on Me." (hey, there's a music video idea
for ya! Ohhh, DBZ yaoi...)
- King Kold, to Trunks, about his
"sword": "Remarkable craftsmanship..." - Dammit,
hasn't everyone and their uncle commented on this line? Please, there is
nothing for me to contribute to. :P
- King Kold to Trunks:
"Without your sword, you are nothing!" Yes, and I think I would apply
to males all over the world....
- Trunks to King Kold: "You
should know that the sword doesn't make the man." Sorry toots, but I'd
REALLY have to disagree with you right there. Perhaps Trunks can prove his manhood
in another way? .......nah.
- (in regards to Vegeta):
"He's a cranky guy, but he's impressive." Translation:
"He's great in the sack, but ooooh, I get so mad when he doesn't wanna cuddle!"
- Cell: "Hmm, I wonder what
Trunks has to offer me..." All he has to offer is his manly looooove.
- Cell: "Well done, Trunks! I
see you've learned all of Vegeta's moves! Now,
let me demonstrate how to do them properly." Like father, like son....in the
sack!
- Cell (to Trunks): "You are as
headstrong as Vegeta, but soon you'll be
wishing your head was stronger!" *insert adolescent snickering here* 'Head
was stronger', tee hee hee!
- Cell (to Trunks): "That's it,
take your time. I want you at full strength." Take it nice and slow...slow
and hard...uh uh uh.
- "You're too slow, Trunks.
You'll have to do better than that."
But, but, but! Cell just said in the above quote, 'take your time'!
That Cell can't make up his mind as far as Trunks is concerned!
- Cell (to Trunks): "Are you
finished yet, or are you going to get up and
entertain me some more?" Gasp, now after all that Cell wants MORE from
Trunks! What an interesting turn of events.
- Trunks (to Vegeta): "Don't...
do it!!" Yes, don't do it!....up....the..butt...*walks away*
- Trunks (to Krillin): "I need
you to take my father to Master Roshi's house
so he can recover." Because banging your dad all night is a good basis for
recovery.
- Trunks: "Cell! Step away from
Vegeta and face me!" Jealous, are we?
- Trunks (thinking): "I must
keep Cell's attention away from my father!" Heh, VERY jealous.
- Cell (to Trunks): "You have a
strong fighting spirit; I will enjoy draining
you of it." Ooh, fiesty.
- Krillin: "Trunks, alone with
Cell?! I dont like those odds at all!!" And after all those quotes, nor do
I.
- Gohan (to Trunks): *grunts and
moans* "Here, swallow it, Trunks!" Watch the fun as the
imaginations of Gohan x Trunks fans everywhere run riot.
- Gohan: (to Trunks):
"That's it, Trunks, you're doing it! That's it, Trunks, don't
be afraid! Let it go, let it all go!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Trunks screams* God,
this sounds too much like a porno.
- Goku: "You're a fine
young man, Trunks." I always thought so too, Goku!
- Vegeta (to Trunks): "Quiet
boy! Our training is not to be discussed, NEVER!" .....'and ESPECIALLY
don't tell your mother!'
- Goten:
"Hahahahaha...." Trunks: "Look at you,
you're loving it" ! Goten: "Yeah!"
Trunks: "Ok, lets do it!" You GO, boys!
They're loving it reeeeal good.
- Mr. Popo:
"I've heard strange noises coming from within the room. I
think Vegeta and Trunks are ready to come out."
So,
there was this one time when Trunka and Vegeta came out of the
closet, and.....hmmm...that's it!
- Freeza to Trunks:
"You should really learn to control your tongue!"
What are you talking about, Freeza, no he shouldn't!
Then what fun would that be!?
- Krillin:
"Oh man, what's going on down there?"
Trunks: "I...I'm sensing Goku again." Oh....he
calls it 'sensing', I get it. *nod nod*
- *New* Goten
to Trunks: "Why do I always have to be on the bottom?"
It's just
a matter of dominance and submission, my dear Goten.
- *New*
Yamcha (about Trunks): "I'm glad that guy put his sword away."
Kuririn (about Goku): "Yeah, and it looks like Gokou
put his finger away, too." I
get requests for this one all the time. I guess it had to go up
eventually! It's just so obvious...:)
- *New*
Vegeta (to Trunks): "So, think you can keep up, boy? Well,
let's see." Wow,
Vegeta's useful for something after all: he makes for a great
source for incestuous mental images.
Quotes from
Japanese DBZ/GT
"This is
menswear, and I'm a man!" Why is he emphasizing the fact that he's a
man? Is he trying to prove something?
"I guess it
wasn't just the sword after all." Damn, what is it with these sword
quotes!
"The only good
thing about this is that Mom and Dad won't see me in drag." .....Needs
no explanation. ^_^
(To Freeza and King
Cold) "You're up next." The boy has got a LIST of
conquests!
(also to Freeza and
King Cold) "Unlike Son Goku, I will show no mercy." Meow!
From the Japanese DBZ
movie, "Super Warrior Clone! I am the Winner!!"
(Krillin tells Trunks and Goten he'll take them for lunch.) Trunks says "If you
don't, though, you know what we'll do to you." Oh, I'm dying to know
what he'll do to him! Probably something eeeevil.
Goten:
"Trunks, do you want to bathe with me?" Oh COME ON! As if
you couldn't tell Goten and Trunks had it going on! =P
"Go forth, my
Goten, and prepare the candy!" 'MY Goten'?! Oh my
goodness! Combine that, and the mentioned candy, and we've got ourselves a kinky
scenario ready to go!
During DBZ Movie 11
and a dog licks Trunks, Trunks says: "Now Goten, stop it!" ......O_o
What makes Trunks think that Goten would lick him!? My my, what a kinky
8-year-old. Dang, I never realized how "close" Goten and Trunks really
are.
In Movie 12, Trunks
says to Goten: "You can rest later!" ......."you can rest later,
BITCH! Gimme some sweet loving down! Doggie style!"
"This is
hard" I'll bet it is, honey, I'll bet it is.
In Movie 7, Trunks
says: "No matter how much you try, you can NEVER match Son Goku's strength!" As
we all know, Trunks would be the best judge of "Goku's strength", nudge nudge,
wink wink, say no more!
From Movie 7:
"Goku, this place is dangerous! There's people everywhere! Let's go to
the abandoned Polar Region to the North!" Hot digity, if Trunks wants
to be alone with his lover boy safe from prying eyes, he must be really ready to be givin'
Goku some wild lovin' or something.
Tenshinhan to Trunks
in DBZ Movie 9: "Trunks, don't hold back." Trunks:
"OK!" Give him *everything* you've got! Don't be pulling
any punches, now!
From DBZ Movie 11,
Goten to Trunks: "I'm always stuck down here." *cough*
Even *I* can't think of a snappy remark for that one!
Bebi Vegeta to
Trunks: "Now, Trunks. Today is your new birthday........as my
manservant." ....and since today is his birthday, Bebi Vegeta shall
give him a leather cat suit, a whip, feathers, whipped cream, and fuzzy handcuffs!
Quotes from the
English DBGT Final Bout Video Game
"I have to
gather my strength here!" I'll bet!
"What's wrong?
Are you done already?" *ROTFL!!!!!*
"You're gonna
give it all you got, huh? I'm not so easy!" *cracks whip* That's
right! Trunks is a wild animal that's hard to be trained!
"WHEW! I not
only surpassed my father, but Goku too! Wow!" Incest is best, put your
father to the test....
"WHEW!
Finished!" Hard day at work today, Trunks?
"You're amzing
when you dont hold back, Goku!" I swear, there is *something* going on
between Trunks and Goku, I just know it!
"I wanted to see
how strong you were, Pan." Pan x Trunks. That's just too
obvious. =)
"You're tougher
than I thought. I shouldn't have been so careless." It would seem he got
quite the workout.
If anyone has any funny and
horny sounding Trunks quotes from the manga or anime, please send them to me and I'll post them
here.
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