More DBZ news revealed!

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Trunks <off camera>:  "......Krillin!   Krillin is really the Great Saiyaman!"

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<cut to footage>  Trunks:  "It all began with young Majin Buu walking down a dark alley way, when he saw a figure changing into some dorky outfit."

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Trunks:  "When he went to go see who it was, he discovered Krillin, who was getting into costume and preparing for battle."

Buu:  "YOU'RE the Great Saiyaman!?   Whoa, I must have been eating too much candy.  That can't be right!   There's no way this shrimp could have saved the city so many times!"

Krillin:  "Damn you meddling kids!  And I would have gotten away with it, too!"

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<cut to still photo>  Trunks:   "Seeing as how Krillin doesn't fit the part of being a city-loved champion of justice, Satan City now has acquired a NEW hero, the Great Finga-Man!"

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Gohan:  "Now, let's go to the weather report, with our correspondent, Mr. Piccolo G-Funk.  Piccolo?"

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Piccolo:  "'ey yo, 'ey yo, wassssaaap?!   I be here wit da weather, foo', so y'all better shut yo mouths!"

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Piccolo:  "Here in my home town of Compton, there be occurin' a dope rain storm, yo."

Trunks <off camera>:  "Piccolo, you're from Namek, not Compton."

Piccolo:  "Shut up foo', I'm talkin' here!   I'll kick yo ass, mutha f*@#er!"

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Piccolo:  "And here in cool Cali, there be a wild tornado.  I wanna give a shout out to my fine hunnies wearing thongs!   Word!"

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Piccolo:  "'aahight, that be it for da weatha'.  Mr. Piccolo G-Funk signing out.  West Side!"

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Both:  "............I think we need a new weather man."

Trunks:  "Now, on to our next story, with features a brothel that was recently raided by the cops."

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Trunks <off camera>:  "At a near by strip joint, a young girl works the stage, earning her pay."

Sleazy guys:  "Take it off, take it all off, baby!"

Pan:  "Eeek!  Don't you realize I'm underage?!  Mommy!  Get me out of here!"

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Gohan <off camera>:  "Just then, a local cop came in to bust up the joint."

SSJ Trunks:  "FREEZE, S.I.B (S.I.B = Saiyajins In Blue)!!!  What's this about an underage girl working here!?'

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Sleazy guys:  "Cheese it, it's the cops!   Run for it!"

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SSJ Trunks:  "Well, the others might have gotten away, but I'm hauling you to the county police station, buddy."

Chibi Goku:  "Noooo, I don't wanna!   This is the only place I can call home!"

Pan:  "Stop looking there, pervert!"

Trunks <off camera>:  "Shortly after, the remaining men were brought to jail, and the young lady was freed from the whore house."

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Gohan:  "Today, we have a special feature!   Here is Mirai Trunks with his "Trunks' Cool Report" telling us what's hot and what's not in today's world.  Welcome Mirai Trunks."

M. Trunks:  "Thanks for having me, Gohan."

What's cool on Mirai Trunks' Cool Report?  Click here to see

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