Now it's time to get down to business....
Mr. Satan: "Time for the first event: Swimming! In our first round, Trunks edged out Chibi Goku. The next round is beginning right now."
Mr. Satan: "It's the Great Saiyaman vs. Chibi Trunks! Ohh, this could be a close one!"
Chibi Trunks: *spits* "Blah, blah! Is it just me, or does this water taste like bath water?"
Mr. Satan: "And they're off!"
Mr. Satan: "It's over! Great Saiyaman swims away with winning Round 2!"
Great Saiyaman *singing*: "I am the champion!"
Mr. Satan: "No, I am the champion, remember!? Geez....now, it's time for the Finals in swimming..."
Mr. Satan: "Our finalists, Trunks and Great Saiyaman, will go at it to see who will take home the gold!"
Mr. Satan: "What a stupendeous bout! They're neck and neck! But what is THIS!!! Something is.....emerging from the swimming area! OH MY GOD! It's the......LOCK NESS BUBBA!!!! Look out, guys!"
Trunks and Great Saiyaman: "Crap!"
Mr. Satan: "Good lord, it's too late! The Lock Ness Bubba has already eaten Great Saiyaman! It looks like Trunks is next! What a disaster! Quick, someone cut to Weight Lifting!"
<camera men switch to the Weight Lifting competition>
Mr. Satan: "Sorry about that weird commotion, folks. Let us watch the Weight Lifting competition, already in progress. Huh, what's going on!? Majin Buu is washing Vegeta!"
Buu: "Scrub scrub scrub! Bubbles bubbles bubbles! You are now squeaky clean, Vegeta!"
Vegeta: "Let me GO, you scary ass pink pillow man!"
Mr. Satan: "What do you think you're doing, Buu?"
Buu: "Satan, I thought this contest was called the 'Cleaning Jerk'. I'm cleaning the jerk, Vegeta! See?"
Mr. Satam *slaps self*: "That's 'CLEAN AND JERK', you moron! It's a style of weight lifting!"
Buu: "Ooohhh...sorry."
<end bad pun here>
Buu: "Heaaaaave ho!"
Mr. Satan: "Now that Buu has recified his mistake, he has easily won the Weight Lifting competition! Great job!"
Mr. Satan: "We now move on to the highly difficult event, Power Ups. This fight is between 3 of the best Power Up-ers in the world, Cell, Goku, and Piccolo. Rumor has it that Cell has a good chance of winning. Let's see what happens."
All Three: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Mr. Satan: "Wow! What mighty screaming! Can't you just feel the power in this place?! Those guys are going nuts! Goku is powering up so hard, it almost sounds as if he's constipated. Hey...what's that I see in the arena?"
Audience: "EWWWW!!"
Mr. Satan: "My my, HERE is a first! It would appear that Goku really WAS constipated!.......and he left a little 'present' in the area."
Piccolo and Cell: "AAGG, gross! Goku, you stink! Really!"
Cell and Piccolo: "We forfeit!"
Mr. Satan: "The smell has gotten so bad that it looks like the other two Olympic hopefuls have quit this event! Goku wins by default!"
Goku: *scratches head* "Hehehehe! 'Twernt nothing!" *faints from the bad smell*
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