When asked to remove
the pink thong with sequins from his cup of tea, Vegeta replied,
"Just a few more seconds. I gotta wait for it to get that special
flavor." -From Pan-Chan 360
Being the big dweebs
that they are, Trunks and Vegeta decided to go to the anime convention
dressed as Xena and Gabrielle from Xena Warrior Princess. -From
Krissy Johnson
As it turns out, Goku
was selected to appear on the TV Show "The View", to be
on a panel that will discuss whether or not frilly panties are more
comfortable than cotton panties. -From Yotan
Goten, hoping to improve his scholastic ability, took a summer
course called "Improving Concentration through Guided Hentai
Imagery." -From Lina's Cousin
Videl told Gohan that she wanted to go to the Satan City
circus over the summer, to see the fat Korean stunt monkeys do cartweels
over a flaming pit of chili and to see the gay bald bearded midgets
all pile into a miniture Volkswagon new beetle. -From Jennifer
Instead of the usual waiting to molest Chaozu, Tenshinhan
decided to get rid of his dirty urges during the fight. -From Pants
Chan
Because he was seriously broke, Bubba Trunks
decided to get a summer job strip teasing for Meri.
-From Katie-Pop
Over Spring Break, a Saibaman and Vejita's mother's dog's flea's surgeon's teen
idol's shoe shiner's gay friend went out to shave a giraffe's legs for fun, and got high
on permanent markers and cleaning products with Minosha. -From Chibi Videl
Buu's favorite recipe is rat droppings
with ground horseflesh and a side of shredded Chick Tracts, the main ingredients of any
given Taco Bell product. -From Paladia
Instead of making snowmen in the snow, Goten and Gohan decided to make some
piss-sicles with the obvious. -From "Bonzai" Crash
Upon coming home, Vegeta shed his clothing
on the overwhelming anticipation of having sex with someone, saw Trunks buck-naked banging
Goku on the bathroom floor, and screamed like a girl after seeing her boytoy cheat on her
as he ran back out the door. -From chibi
For Trunks' Birthday, Bulma decided to get
him a Cover Girl powder compact for his red cheeks to hide his embarrassment when Gohan
sang "Happy Birthday" dressed as Marilyn Monroe. -From spiralheartmoongirl
At the New Years Eve party, the Z-Gang
really enjoyed watching Goku and Vegeta's rendition of "The Full Monty" after
eating too many of Bulma's rum-balls and trying Trunks' "Special Coffee".
- From Linna "Trunks-chan" C
Goku was really having a
tough time Christmas shopping because there were no price tags in the dollar store. -From
VeggiesChick
"Krillin's
favorite pastime is eating 4-alarm chili and "Kamehameha" power-pooping in the
woods." From -Richard 'Sykosonik' Leibmann
Before naming it
"The Cell Game", Cell original wanted to name his martial arts tournament
"The Dance of the Pink Tutu's", but decided against it because that was his
fifth grade ballet performance. -From Falconair
Broli decided to start
a balloon shop, but he went out of business due to inflation. -From Patches
On Halloween, Trunks
decided to dress up as Gen Fukanaga, but was savagely beaten to within an inch of his life
by real Otaku, and Super Saiyajin 3 Goku dressed up as a ballerina. -From Sean Kendle
Bra, Marron, and Pan
were all really bored, so they decided to replace Trunks' toothpaste for KY Jelly. -From
Lunadeath1
Tenshinhan asked Ben
Stien if he could borrow his Clear Eyes. He replied "Only if you promise not to
over-do it again. Last time, your third eye was so shiny it blinded a third of our
customers." -From Disabled Namek
Although she was
really embarassed, Videl wanted to invite Gohan out to the hospital, so they can get high
off the medication. -From Trowa59
When Trunks first
heard himself in the new English episodes he said, "Hmph, I'm usually sober by
the time Toonami comes on....."- From Keith
Juunana-gou's favorite
thing to tango with is rubber duckies, because they bend and move and got the groove!
-From Super Saiyan Vegeta/Saiya-jin Sailor Vaporeon.
Goku really hates
soccer because Vegeta and Piccolo always throw kisses at him from the sidelines when he
plays.- From Istari011
Piccolo's loves to
cook the *special* brownies with the *pretty colors* because he uses an almost-legal
plant that's sacred on Namek. -From MajinVader
Puar's favorite
celebrity is Mr. Bigglesworth because like Mr. Bigglesworth, Puar struggled with
hair-loss, but thanks to the Hair Club for cats, Puar has gotten her hair (or fur) back
and has more confidence in going out in public.- From Mr. Q
Yajirobe's favorite
place to shop at is K-Mart during their white sale because that's the only time and place
when he can afford the white sheets that he folds up to make his underwear. - From
Makankosappa
Trunks discovered that
Vegeta had a dozen insoles hidden under his boots to make himself look taller.- From
Andros
Trunks told Oolong
that if he ever told anyone about his ham addiction, he'd be next! - From CellJr103
Krillin is busy
perfecting his [insert cool sounding japanese word, when translated into English sounds
incredibly stupid] attack. From SgT SpOrK
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he were an interpretive dancer working for the
Capsule Corp. Official Dance Club as an instructor, teaching Piccolo, Goku, and the other
members of the Z-Team and maybe even winning a national Interpretive Dance Instructor
Award.- From DBZVegeta14
It's a secret from all
of the Z-Fighters, but Vejita wishes he was a fairy princess, who sat around all day on
his "Super Saiya-jin Princess" throne, and painted his toenails pink,while
wearing several magenta bows in his Braided hair.- From Princess Buruma Chan
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he hadn't embarrassed his son on their first
meeting by wearing that dumbass BadMan shirt.- From Zapodin
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he was as cool as Trunks, even just a little
bit.- From jeanlew
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he could adopt a cute, cuddly Pikachu to snuggle
up with at night.- From Ultra P Chan
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he could RiverDance.- From Simone504
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he was a natural blond.........girl.- From Nikki
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he could feel prettyyyy, oh so pretty oh so
pretty and witty and gaaayyyyy!- From Istari0110
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he could be an Oscar Mayer Wiener.- From
ssjgogeta222
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he could ditch Bulma and hook up with Aunt
Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth.- From Icarus939
It's a screct from the
rest of the Z Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he was one of the Village People. (He really
likes the indian costume ; P )- From Mitzi
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he dyed his hair blonde and became the youngest
member of the Backstreet Boys.- From SarahRM
Its a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta won the "Hot and Sexy Men's Beauty contest"
back on Planet Vegeta.- From ljjj
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he were a little teapot, short and stout.- From
Andros_Z
It's a secret from the
rest of the Z-Fighters, but Vegeta wishes he could stay at home and curl up by the fire
with a good book then have a sing along with Billy Joel.- From MiraiTrunks646
