By Joseph A

Ok, Satz, (cracks knuckles) time to wake up.

Now, Mr. I-Can’t-Spell-Or-Use-The-Right-Possessive-Fascist-Retard-Bunglicker, I’m gonna tell you, in excruciating detail, why you’re wrong (notice I didn’t use your, similar to how you used their).

First off, most of the people that write these editorials are "Enlightened Ones." Wait…let me rephrase that. Most dubbies that write these editorials are "Enlightened Ones." I can tell without hesitation that you are a subbie. Now, has it ever occurred to you that people are different? That’s probably too big of a word for you, so I’ll tell you what it means. It means that they are not all robots that think, say, and do exactly the same thing all the time. They have different ideas. That’s why there are countless FUNimation-slamming editorials, though I disagree with 99.9% of them. That’s why there are countless Legendary Super Saiya-jin editorials, even though those are really funny and the topic is a huge plot hole.

As to the intelligent content part, alright, I concede defeat. You, a big, smart, subbie, can sure show me my place. After all, you subbies know that FUNimation makes a lot of censoring that doesn’t make sense, even though the stuff that they censor wouldn’t make it past the censors anyway. FOR GOD’S SAKE! When you subbies can stop bitching and start fixing, I’ll listen. Until then, don’t even let the thought cross the threshold of your tiny little mind to call dubbies stupid, dumb, retarded, or whatever, or so help me God, I will unleash such a torrent of grievances that you Neanderthal subbies have committed against the dubbies, it’ll make your head spin. Ok, my simple, Fascist friend?

Also, about that "I’m tired of reading opinions from idiots who don’t know the series," thing. By the way, I reiterate my threat about calling dubbies idiots. By saying that you don’t want to hear from people who don’t know the series, you’re saying that no new people should watch the show. That means that when the current fans lose interest or die, so does the anime that you so willingly and eagerly bastardize. Think about it. Besides, I like hearing new opinions from unbiased minds. Minds that haven’t yet been corrupted by the crap that you f*cking idiots pollute the public forum with.

And still another thing. When you said that Meri didn’t necessarily remove the Stupid People part of the section, you are absolutely right, mein Freund. After all, she allowed your damnable crap into the collection of editorials, didn’t she? Also on the subject, I guess she does have to be pickier for the same reason. But seriously, she does a great job and a service by supporting a forum. How you find the gall to pollute it is way beyond me. You disgust me.

So here’s my conclusion. Before you ever sit down at the keyboard to type another editorial, think. I’m sure it’s hard, painful, and arduous work, but it pays off. You won’t sound like a damned raving idiot.

Until you offend me again,

Joseph A