And the gaming continues!

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Mr.  Satan:  "Hmm, this has been one weird Olympiad, wouldn't you say?  Time to go check out the next game.  This is the first time this event has been seen in any Olympics:  The Short-Put.  The object of this event is to get a short person and see who can throw him or her the furthest.  First up, Mirai Trunks."

Pan:  *swoon* "Oh Trunks!  How I've waited for the day that you'd hold me in your arms!"

Trunks:  "I'm........sorry."

Pan:  "For what?"

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Trunks: *grabs Pan by the ankle*  "For...THIS!   Hiyaaaaa!"

Pan:  "Accckkk!  I knew it was too good to be true!  Goodbye, my love!"

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<splat>

Mr. Satan:  "That looked painful.  But Trunks did a good job!  It could be a tough throw to beat!  Next up is Gohan!"

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Gohan:  "Father, forgive me."

Chibi Goku:  "It's ok!  It's all for the good of becoming stronger, right?"

Gohan:  "errr.......right."

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Gohan:  "Heave-ho!"

Mr. Satan:  "Ohhhhh...that was good, but not quite good enough.  The only one left who can possibly beat Trunks's throw is...."

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Mr. Satan:  "...Vegeta!  Hmmm, a short fry is throwing a short fry, yuk yuk.  It looks like he'll be using Krillin in this event."

Krillin:  "Why me?"

Vegeta:  "Because your head will cut through the air like butter.  Now shut up, and let me throw you."

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Mr. Satan:  "HOLY CHEESE, look at that bald man FLY!   Vegeta has made a new world record with that toss!  Vegeta wins the gold!"

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Mr. Satan:  "My friends, now it's time for the last, and most challenging event:  Ki Blasting!  Our top three competetors are Goku, Piccolo, and Vegeta."

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Goku:  "KAMEHAMEHA!"

.....................

Mr. Satan:  "Oooooh, it looks like a dud.  Not too good for the savior of the world.  Now it's Piccolo's turn."

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Piccolo:  "MAKANKOSAPPO!"

Mr. Satan:  "Nice blast!  Piccolo's trademark ki blast will be hard to beat!  Can Vegeta take home the gold in this event too?"

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Vegeta:  "BIG BANG ATTACK!"

Mr.  Satan:  "An excellent shot!  ALMOST as good as Piccolo's but not quite there.  Piccolo wins this event!"

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Mr.  Satan:  "Time for the awards ceremony!   Piccolo gets first place, Vegeta in second, and Goku is in third!  Let's play the national anthem!"

<Cha-La Head Cha-La plays in the background>

Piccolo:  *sniff sniff*  "Aww, that brought a tear to my eye!"

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Mr. Satan:  "Well, there you have it!  That concludes the DBZ Olympics!  Let's give a round of applause for our athletes!"

Everyone:  "YEEEAHHH!"

<random Z-Gang members strip down and run around naked>

Everyone:  "See ya in 4 years!"

The end!

 

Moral of the story: "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many heads you bash in."

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